• Drink every time a title changes hands. Drink twice if it changes hands on consecutive TV programs. Chug if it's the world title.
• Drink every time Sting ends up on the receiving end of a beatdown. Drink again if he gets beaten with his own bat. Chug if he gets sent out on a stretcher.
• Drink every time a wrestler debuts new entrance music. Drink again if it's a Jimmy Hart knock-off of an actual song.
• Drink every time a WCW wrestler uses a WWF catchphrase.
• Drink once for every rundown. Drink again if the wrestler initiating the rundown gets his entrance music played. Drink again if the referee acts as though nothing happened. Chug if Tony then says "This is the new WCW! Anything can happen!"
• Drink every time an automobile is vandalized in the back.
• Drink every time security breaks up a brawl. If someone gets arrested, drink again. If its for an act of violence that occurs routinely with no reprecussions, chug.
• During tag matches, drink every time the legal man switches without an actual tag. Chug if a pinfall is scored by someone who is isn't the legal man.
• Drink every time Madden yells "SPINEROONIE!" or "SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES". Also drink every time he makes an overt reference to pornography.
• Drink every time a match occurs where the participants are dressed in street clothes for no apparent reason.
• Drink once every time Vampiro engages in pyromania. Chug if he precipitates an act of the supernatural. (lights suddenly going off, etc.)
• Drink every time a "shoot" interview package debuts. During the package, drink every time a wrestler references some personal event completely unknown to the average fan.
• Drink if WCW is mentioned only to be booed by the crowd. Also drink if WWF references elicit huge pop.
• Drink once for every gimmick match. Drink again if its a thinly veiled attempt to get women undressed. Chug if the gimmick match has to be shown from a pre-taped segment.
• Drink once for every production error.
• Drink every time a crowd reaction gets piped in. Chug if it's in the form of a chant.
• During a Nash offensive streak, recite the alphabet. If you get all the way through it in between two of his moves, drink. Also drink every time he stalls by brushing his hair out of his face.
• Drink every time R&B security gets the stuffing beaten out of them. Drink again if it's by a single wrestler. Chug if they don’t even try to defend themselves.
• Drink every time a wrestler refers to "the boys up North". Chug if its anyone other than Kevin Nash.
• Drink every time Nash mentions "paying dues".
• If Russo books himself into a marquee angle, drink. If he puts himself over an established wrestler, chug. Drink every time he mentions "beating Vince McMahon at his own game", the ratings war, or the backstage politics.
• Drink every time Scott Hudson refers to the "suits at AOL time Warner". Drink twice if he refers to them as the "Mucky-Mucks".
• Drink every time Mark Madden takes his shirt off. Finish your drink and pray to God for a short-term memory lapse.
• Drink every time a wrestler joins the announcers booth to do color commentary.
• Drink every time the Cat says "Shut-up fatboy/I'm the greatest/I'll whoop everyone in this place/Somebody call my mama".
• Drink every time there is more than one bleep in a Scott Steiner interview.
• Drink every time Major Gunns offers mouth-to-mouth.
• Drink every time Norman Smiley appears in a local sports team jersey.
• Drink every time a rookie from the Power Plant debuts. Chug if he gets a win over an established wrestler.
• The Cat plays with an office toy, drink. If a wrestler scatters the toy, drink two. If the Cat scatters it himself, drink three. Chug if the toy is Miss Jones.
• Drink if Three-Count make it through their dance routine without a run-in.
• Drink if you spot the Nitro Girls. Drink again if you spot DJ Ran.
• Drink every time an announcer says something to the effect of "This wasn't supposed to happen!/This wasn't on our program/This wasn’t how its supposed to go!"
• Kill the whole bottle every time Nitro goes off the air without resolving the situation at hand.
• Drink every time someone goes through the announcers table.
• Drink once for every blow to the groin.
• Drink every time a talented wrestler is buried in the push of some egomaniac.
• Drink every time someone makes a face/heel turn that adds nothing to the development of any currently running angle. Drink twice every time a face or heel does something completely out of character.
• Drink every time someone no-sells another wrestler’s finishing maneuver. Chug if its anyone other than Goldberg or Nash.
• Drink every time a wrestling match erupts into a "real shoot fight!". Drink again if the participants therein are using arm-bars, Irish whips and scoop slams.
• Drink when Konnan says "Touch my shirt...that’s e’nuff!" or "Arriba La Raza!". Chug if he actually wrestles.
• Take a drink for every blown spot in a Three-count/Jung dragon’s match.
• If a gimmick match takes place in which the stipulations are disregarded at the finish, drink.
• Drink every time a title is stripped, suspended, or given to a wrestler by default. Chug if its to set up ANOTHER title tournament.
• Chug every time the World title is defended at the end of the first hour instead of during the main event.
• Drink every time a match is interrupted by some pointless comedy skit. Drink every time Miss Hancock disrobes. Drink again if it has nothing to do with the segment at hand.
• Drink every time the crowd bursts into the ‘asshole’ chant. Drink twice if the censors try to delete it.
• If the lights are out to conceal all of the empty seats, drink. Drink every time the censors miss a swear word and delete something completely innocuous instead.
• Drink every time Scott Steiner mentions his "hoochies" or the fact that he is "the big bad booty daddy".
• Drink if a wrestler comes to the ring with a weapon. Drink again if it's a regular rules contest and the referee takes no action. Chug if the other wrestler uses the weapon to beat the snot out of him.
• When a beatdown takes place, drink if a wrestler who is not even remotely involved in the storyline comes to make the save. Drink twice if he gets beaten down as well and another unrelated wrestler runs out.
• Drink every time someone is shown in the back WALKING!
• Drink every time a brawl goes into the crowd. Chug if it’s a regular rules match and the countout isn't enforced.
• Drink every time Buff Bagwell executes a swinging neckbreaker or a blockbuster without even making contact with his opponent. Drink again if his opponent sells it anyway.
• Drink every time a Luchadore repeats a blown spot. Chug if they miss it again.
• Drink every time a non-wrestler appears in a match. Chug if a non-wrestler holds a title. Chug every time the non-wrestler successfully defends the title. Drink yourself into a coma if a third-rate actor holds the World Title.
• Drink every time one of the over-40 wrestlers returns and wins a title less than two weeks into their stint.
• Drink every time WCW signs some bottom-rung talent from the WWF. Chug if they then get an undeserved push.
• Drink every time WCW signs a wrestler from ECW. Chug if it was done legally.
• Drink every time a wrestler uses a baseball bat. Chug if the victim comes back to win his match. Tip the keg if his name isn't Hogan or Goldberg.
• For the designated driver: Drink once for every non-punch/kick/stomp maneuver used by the following: Kevin Nash, The Harris Twins, Kronic, Tank Abbott.
• For the designated driver: Drink on the three-week anniversary of every title reign.

Credits: Sam N., Howard H., Drew from CT, Rick M., Mike D., Creed, Jason 'Hitman' B., Matt E., Dave W., Dan G., Nick C., and others. Special thanks to John Metzger for tech support.