WCW Uncensored '96 - Sunday, March 24th, 1996
- Today's the big show. WCW presents Uncensored 1996. Doomsday Cage match with around seven guys, four cages stacked on top of each other.
- It is either going to be bad, or really bad.
- Let's start the show. At the end of the report will be my thoughts on the show.
- A video package highlighting the Doomsday match focusing on the Alliance To End Hulkamania is shown.
- Tony welcomes everyone to WCW Uncensored live from Tupelo, Mississippi.
- There is no pyro, and the crowd is DEAD. Already the crowd is dead.
- Tony, Dusty and Bobby hype up the Doomsday match.
- For the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship: (champion) Konnan Vs Eddie Guerrero
- Really, the crowd has no emotion. There is maybe one hundred people making an effort to cheer. At least for these two men.
- Konnan works on the arm of Guerrero. Guerrero leaps to the top rope and springboards Konnan down.
- Guerrero places Konnan into the Figure Four for a brief ovation, referring to Flair.
- Konnan uses his legs to put Guerrero down to the mat with a body scissors. Konnan torques on the left leg of Guerrero.
- Tony says that the winner of this match will not only be the US Champion but also the number one contender to the World Title.
- Tensions are starting to build. They both slap each other. An actual "Eddie" chant begins. Now a "Konnan" chant.
- Konnan powers out of a camel clutch sending Guerrero to the floor. The crowd is starting to get into this contest.
- Their have been a lot of arm drag variations during this match.
- Guerrero with a head scissors take down, Konnan goes to the floor. Guerrero with a high flying cross body on the floor.
- Guerrero with a somersault splash off the apron back into the ring for a near fall.
- Guerrero reverses a German suplex into a rollup for a two count.
- Weak clothesline by Konnan. Guerrero with a hurricanrana for two count.
- Konnan with a nice power bomb for a two count. Konnan sends Guerrero off the top rope to the floor.
- Konnan with a not so good looking suicide dive. Konnan tries to slam Guerrero off the top rope, but Guerrero rolls through for a near fall.
- Guerrero leaps up for a leap frog and Guerrero is selling a low blow.
- Konnan goes for the cover and gets the three count.
- Your Winner: And Still WCW US Heavyweight Champion Konnan via pinfall.
- Guerrero shoves Konnan away after the match.
- Clearly, Konnan didn't do anything wrong. So this whole issue is ridiculous.
- Gene O hypes up the fact that the fans can chat with WCW wrestlers.
- Gene is joined by Col. Robert Parker and Dick Slater.
- Parker thanks Slater for the training. He dedicates this match to pretty much all the men and women who are fans of him.
- Slater blabbers. Parker is going to prove he is better.
- Lord Steven Regal w/ Jeeves Vs Belfast Bruiser
- This is going to be stiff and awesome. Before the match, Bruiser slaps Jeeves, who was heading back to the backstage area.
- Bruiser with several boots and right hands. Regal comes back with a uppercut.
- Bruiser goes to work on the left arm of Regal, after sending Regal arm first into the ring post.
- Regal with a good looking dropkick on Bruiser. Bruiser with a stiff forearm shot.
- The crowd is still awfully dead. A lot of people leaving during this match to get food.
- Scoop slam and a back splash by Bruiser. Moments later, Bruiser connects with a nice clothesline out of the corner for a near fall.
- Wow, Regal connects with a suplex on Bruiser on the apron to the floor. Regal connects with a running elbow drop off the apron onto the floor.
- Regal with a blatant low blow, after distracting the referee. Bruiser comes back with a back body drop.
- Regal's nose is busted open. Tony says the crowd is stunned, and that is why they are silent.
- Regal sends Bruiser into the Doomsday Cage. The Blue Bloods come down and attack Bruiser, causing the DQ.
- Your Winner: Belfast Bruiser via disqualification
- Good stiff contest.
- Bruiser chases the Blue Bloods to the backstage area.
- Gene O is standing with The Giant and Jimmy Hart.
- Hart says that no one gets away with putting their hands on him.
- Gene announces that the winner of the Giant/Ness match will face Flair on Nitro.
- Giant says that the WCW Championship is his, and will be his again.
- Tony, Dusty and Bobby hype up Giant/Ness.
- Dusty picks Giant. Bobby hypes up the man versus woman match.
- Back to Gene who hypes up the Hotline.
- Gene is joined by Loch Ness. Ness says that Hart promised Ness a shot at Hogan.
- Ness looks like he is reading off of cards. Gene insults Ness and his teeth. Gene said he would give Ness his friend's number, who works with teeth.
- Col. Robert Parker Vs Madusa
- Madusa gets the biggest pop of the night, thus far.
- The announcers are going crazy that Parker locked up with Madusa, twice. Even broke clean.
- Madusa with the first offense move, an arm drag. Parker with the airplane spin, Madusa reverses into a roll up for a near fall.
- Madusa with a scoop slam. The crowd is loving this.
- Dick Slater comes down to the ring and coaches Parker. Parker grabs Madusa and lifts her into the air and slams her down.
- Madusa with a middle rope dropkick, twice. Madusa with a cross body off the top to the floor.
- Madusa with a German suplex, Slater trips Madusa's leg. Parker reverses into a pin for the three count.
- Your Winner: Col. Robert Parker via pinfall
- Well, that killed the crowd, again.
- Lee Marshall is backstage hyping up the pay per view.
- Marshall is joined by the Road Warriors. Animal says it doesn't matter who they face, they are going to beat them.
- Hawk cuts a promo on the brain stems. Hawk says they are going to remove their brain stems.
- "There is no way that you two can beat us in our own match."
- Tony, Bobby and Dusty hype up the Diamond Dallas Page and BM match.
- They make sure to point out that Page is out of money. Bobby predicts Diamond Dallas Page will win the contest.
- WCW Slamboree 1996 hype video. Lethal Lottery edition.
- "I Quit" Wrestling Match: Diamond Dallas Page Vs BM
- If Page loses, he quits wrestling. If he wins, he gets the rest of his money, and Diamond Doll.
- Very slow beginning with Page stalling and BM locking in a head lock for several moments. The woman are going crazy for BM. Mind you, there is about fifteen in attendance.
- BM takes the match to the floor and sends Page head first into the ring steps.
- Kimberly, also known as Diamond Doll, makes her way down to the ring and she has matching colors as BM. Oh god. He is getting a manager now.
- Kimberly keeps says "Soooo cute!" referring to BM. She must be smoking something.
- The camera man continues to go over to Kimberly who says "I want him to by my boyfriend!" again referring to BM.
- Page kisses Kimberly, and Kimberly slaps Page, who is then taken out with a high knee for the three count.
- Your Winner: BM via pinfall
- After the match, BM kisses Kimberly.
- Page is throwing a fit after losing the match
- Replay of the ending to the contest.
- Gene is backstage standing with Jimmy Hart and Lex Luger.
- Jimmy says that tonight will be his last time managing Luger. Hart gives Luger a jacket with Luger's body on it.
- Luger cuts a promo about the Doomsday match, and the Chicago Street Fight.
- The Giant Vs Loch Ness
- The winner of this match will face Ric Flair for the WCW World Heavyweight Title tomorrow night on Nitro.
- Giant misses a splash in the corner and falls over the top to the floor.
- A lot of right hands during this match. Ness with his finishing elbow drop.
- The bell sounds, Ness misses the elbow drop. Clearly the bell sounding was accidental.
- Giant with the leg drop, and Giant wins. That was worthless.
- Your Winner: The Giant via pinfall
- Giant cuts a brief promo on Hogan and Flair.
- Replay of the finish.
- Lee Marshall is backstage with Sting and Booker T.
- Sting tries to psyche Booker T up for the Chicago Street Fight.
- Chicago Street Fight up next!
- Chicago Street Fight: Road Warriors Vs Sting/Booker T
- Animal and Sting going to work in the ring. Hawk with a back body drop on Booker on the floor.
- Booker with the scissors kick on Animal inside the ring for a near fall. Animal comes back with a power slam for a near fall.
- Sting is rammed groin first into the ring post by Animal. Sting returns the favor onto Animal moments later.
- Hawk no sells a piledriver on the floor, and takes Booker down with a running clothesline.
- Sting grabs a steel chair and whacks Animal over the head. Booker has Hawk in an arm submission. Sting enters the ring and whacks Hawk with the chair over the head.
- Animal comes back in and whacks Sting and Booker to a chorus of boos! Near fall on Booker.
- Hawk no sells another piledriver, this time by Sting. Hawk with a power bomb on Sting and doesn't go for the cover.
- Back and forth brawl so far, neither team is able to get any clear cut advantage
- Booker attempts to do the spin on the mat but Animal trips him up.
- Sting misses a top rope big splash on Hawk. Hawk goes up top and attempts a splash, but Booker connects with a dropkick in mid air.
- Double clothesline on Animal.
- Sting attempts a cross body off the top rope attempting a cross body but Animal connects with a power slam for a near fall.
- Road Warriors are delivering shots the backs of Sting and Booker with brooms.
- Booker has left Sting to fight for himself it appears. Animal goes backstage to beat up Booker T.
- Luger is getting ready and Animal knocks into Luger. Luger attacks Animal. Stevie Ray comes over and attacks Animal.
- Ray, Luger and Hart have taped up Animal around a post backstage.
- Booker T makes his way back to the ring. Sting misses a Stinger Splash and hits the guard railing.
- Stevie Ray whacks Hawk over the back of the head with a chair, and Booker picks up the three count
- Your Winners: Booker T and Sting via pinfall
- Animal is seen handcuffed to the post backstage, and Stevie Ray is whacking Animal over the back with a chair.
- Bobby, Dusty and Tony hype up the Doomsday Match, which is coming up next.
- Hogan and Savage will start at the top of the cage and have to defeat a gauntlet to get to the bottom. If they are pinned at anytime, they will lose.
- Michael Buffer with his famous introduction.
- Doomsday Cage Match: Alliance To End Hulkamania Vs Hulk Hogan/Randy Savage
- Brian Pillman is nowhere to be seen, so this match could be a crap fest.
- Hogan's music hits and a chorus of jeers begin.
- Hogan, Savage, Anderson and Flair are going at it in the first cage.
- Savage slams Anderson early on, and Hogan is absorbing all of Flair's offense.
- Double figure four. Flair has one on Savage, Hogan on Anderson. Flair drops brass knuckles down to Sullivan.
- Hogan and Savage have powder and toss powder into Anderson and Flair, Meng and Barbarian. Hogan and Savage make the next level. Flair and Anderson are eliminated.
- Hogan has a chain and hits Sullivan and Luger. Hogan chokes Sullivan until Luger comes over to attack Hogan.
- Anderson and Flair climb down to the level where Hogan and Savage are.
- Hogan sends Luger head first into the cage repeated times. Hogan has locked Anderson, Flair, Meng and Barbarian in one room.
- Hogan and Sullivan are now on a scaffold and Sullivan is dangling off the side.
- Hogan and Sullivan have escaped the cage area, so have Luger and Savage. They are now heading over to the ring.
- Z Gangsta and Ultimate Solution are nowhere to he found.
- Savage comes running down with a piece of wood and whacks Sullivan over the back.
- A few moments later, Solution and Gangsta come down and they take Savage and Hogan back to the cage area.
- They are back in the cages, where there is also a ring. Sullivan is poking Hogan and Savage on the side with a metal object.
- Savage with the double axe handle off the top on Gangsta. Hogan rams Solution into the cage a few times.
- Gangsta is choking Hogan and Solution gorilla press slams Savage down.
- Anderson and Flair come back into the ring and double team on Hogan and Savage.
- BM comes over with a metal cooking pan, Hogan and Savage whack everyone in the cage several times.
- Luger runs over and attacks Savage and Hogan. Luger has loaded glove. Savage ducks, Luger clearly could stop, but whacks Flair anyway.
- Savage goes for the cover and gets the win for his team.
- Your Winners: Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage via pinfall
- The Good: Regal/Finlay just for the stiffness involved in the contest.
- The Bad: BM winning, the ending of the Guerrero/Konnan match.
- The Ugly: Doomsday Cage. The cage was too far away from the crowd for the crowd for them to be excited about the contest.