WCW Saturday Night - Saturday, March 30th, 1996
- Dungeon of Doom and the Four Horsemen are going into a feud it appears.
- Hopefully, on Saturday Night, we'll get some information regarding what happened.
- That's all I got.
- On to the show.
- Saturday Night opening package
- Highlights of Anderson hitting Giant with a chair, and Giant turning around believing that it was Sullivan since he took the chair away from Anderson.
- Tony and Dusty welcome everyone to Saturday Night.
- They hype up the situation we just saw.
- Gene is backstage with Arn Anderson, Kevin Sullivan and Jimmy Hart.
- Sullivan is upset about being attacked by Giant, and Anderson is chuckling about Sullivan's situation.
- Sullivan says that if Anderson is so tough, then he can go out and fight both Armstrong brothers tonight.
- Anderson says that he does whatever he has to do to keep the World Title in the Horsemen camp.
- Anderson turns his attention to Hogan and BM and says that on Nitro, they will be serious.
- Arn Anderson Vs Armstrong Brothers (Brad and Steve)
- Now, you would think two people could defeat one. Unless you're Hulk Hogan of course. Odds are that Anderson will go over.
- Steve connects with top rope clothesline from off the top early on.
- Steve with a nice missile dropkick for a near fall. Anderson with an atomic drop and DDT to win the match.
- Should be noted, this wasn't a handicap match, and it was just Arn and Steve.
- Your Winner: Arn Anderson via pinfall
- Well, for the two minutes that was given, it was good.
- Time to see Kevin Sullivan beating up Cactus Jack at WCW Fall Brawl 1994, this was done because Jack is now Mankind in the WWF.
- Commercials
- WCW Motor Sports time. Grissom qualified 31st for the race. However, their was a brake issue. Grissom manage to finish 7th.
- "Squire" David Taylor Vs Jim Duggan
- Duggan with the advantage early on with a clothesline.
- About forty-five seconds later, Duggan flips Taylor over and connects with another clothesline for the win.
- Your Winner: Jim Duggan via pinfall
- Taylor with a cheap shot, but again Duggan rolls up his fist with tape and whacks Taylor.
- Backstage, Madusa is putting lipstick on. She cuts a promo on Col. Robert Parker.
- Madusa says that Parker didn't win the match, but he did. Apparently these two will be having a rematch here on Saturday Night.
- Lee Marshall is standing with Col. Robert Parker and Dick Slater.
- Parker gives some play-by-play on his match.
- Commercials
- BM Vs Maxx Muscle
- For those smart WCW fans, Maxx Muscle use to be Diamond Dallas Page's bodyguard. He is still jacked up, but has grown a beard, and is now a jobber who rarely gets television time.
- Wow, BM wins the match in less than a minute with the ever dangerous high knee lift.
- Your Winner: BM via pinfall
- Commercials
- Eddie Guerrero Vs Devon Storm
- This is Devon Storm's Saturday Night debut, as he debuted on Nitro against Konnan a few months ago.
- Storm with a spring board off the middle rope, and he connects with a heel kick. Guerrero comes back with a head scissors.
- Storm with a somersault splash from over the top rope to the floor.
- Seconds later, Guerrero with tornado DDT off the middle turnbuckle and connects with the frog splash off the top for the win.
- Your Winner: Eddie Guerrero via pin all
- Replay of what occurred during the match.
- We now go to some highlights to see THE RENEGADE beating up Stunning Steve Austin on a edition of Saturday Night in 1995.
- Remember, Austin had just recently debuted in the WWF at this time.
- Commercials
- Harlem Heat Vs State Patrol
- Patrol barely gsst any offense in. Harlem Heat with a few double team moves.
- Stevie picks Parker up in a side slam formation, Booker comes off the top and connects with a elbow drop for the win.
- Your Winners: Harlem Heat via pinfall
- Gene is now standing with Harlem Heat. Booker says that they already got a title shot because he held up to his end of the deal.
- They want the tag team title shot this Monday on Nitro. They like to say "If you know what I'm talking about", a lot.
- Gene mentions that Luger is facing Flair on Nitro. That's news to me.
- Brief promo with BM/Hogan/Kimberly who asks Hogan if BM can be her boyfriend? Lame.
- Commercials
- For the WCW World Television Championship: (champion) Lex Luger Vs Shark
- Shark works on Luger early on. Luger obviously comes back until Shark delivers a knee. If that was BM, this match would be over.
- Luger attempts a scoop slam but Shark weighs too much. Odds Luger will slam Shark?
- Shark with a power slam. Luger comes back with a roll up for the three count.
- No slam.
- Your Winner: Lex Luger via pinfall. Lex Luger retains the TV Title
- Of course we now go to Gene standing with Lex Luger.
- Luger says that only he will know if it was an accident or on purpose. However he says "accidental, or accidentally purpose".
- Luger talks about the Harlem Heat, and says that Sting supports him going after the World Title.
- Commercials
- Konnan Vs Pat Tanaka
- Nothing really exciting happens. Konnan with a roll up to earn the win.
- Your Winner: Konnan via pinfall
- Brief promo by Luger on Flair about "friend and foe".
- Commercials
- Dusty and Tony hype up The Giant's dominance last week on Nitro
- Tony says they are live on Saturday Night, when just fifteen minutes earlier, WCW hyped up a House Show during the same time this show airs.
- Either that House Show has a bunch or mid-carders or someone is lying.
- Highlights of what happened on Nitro.
- Next week on Nitro, BM/Hogan take on Anderson/Sullivan, Flair/Luger, Steiners/Road Warriors/Nasty Boys in a triangle tag team match.
- Belfast Bruiser Vs Earl Robert Eaton
- Before the match, Lord Steven Regal apparently was trying to attack Bruiser. To no avail.
- Eaton with a nice swinging neck breaker on Bruiser.
- Bruiser with the BM high knee lift, and then a dangerous tombstone pile driver to pick up the win.
- Your Winner: Belfast Bruiser via pinfall
- Commercials
- The Giant Vs Big Bubba
- The Giant appears to have new music. Not even close to the Dungeon of Doom music.
- Bubba with the advantage early on, until Giant comes back with a dropkick and continues control by working on the leg of Bubba.
- Giant catches Bubba off the top rope and slams him down.
- Seconds later, Giant connects with the choke slam and it's over.
- Your Winner: The Giant via pinfall
- Harlem Heat cut a brief promo on Sting/Luger
- Commercials
- Gene is backstage standing with BM and Hulk Hogan.
- They talk about Kimberly. Kimberly comes over and wants a ringside seat for the match on Nitro.
- Faces of Fear Vs American Males
- Faces of Fear dominate the Males with a double head butt on Riggs.
- Bagwell comes into the ring and all four men are brawling in the ring.
- Faces of Fear regain control beating on Bag,well.
- Barbarian accidentally punches Meng when Bagwell ducks.
- Barbarian misses a flying head butt off the top.
- A weak cross body by Riggs, Barbarian catches Riggs, Bagwell with a chop block and American Males pick up the three count.
- Your Winners: American Males via pinfall
- Commercials
- Sting Vs Hugh Morrus
- It must be me, but Hugh Morrus just comes across as being a pretty good heel.
- However, that will not be showcased this evening as Sting will be winning this match, fairly easily I would assume.
- Late in the match, Morrus misses the "No Laughing Matter" moonsault.
- Sting climbs up top and connects with a cross body for the rather easy win.
- Your Winner: Sting via pinfall
- Lee Marshall is standing with Sting. Sting had no idea that Harlem Heat wanted a title shot so soon.
- Sting says that he will defend the tag team titles alone.
- This brings over The Giant. The Giant asks if Sting wants Giant to be a partner. Sting accepts.
- Wait a second. Didn't Harlem Heat agree to face the team STING and LEX LUGER?
- I do not see The Giant in the match at all.
- Footage of Diamond Dallas Page, who is now "retired", beating up Johnny B. Badd or better known as Marc Mero in the WWF.
- Funny, as I do not believe Page ever beat Badd, ever.
- Commercials
- WCW World Heavyweight Champion Ric Flair Vs Dick Slater
- This doesn't make a lot of sense. Two heels when you're trying to make Flair the top heel.
- How do you get this to continue to work, when you have him face Slater? It may seem not a big deal, but obviously the crowd would rather cheer for Flair, than Slater.
- Slater with a near fall following an elbow to the gut.
- Later, Slater slams Flair off the top turnbuckle and locks Flair in the figure four.
- Slater slams Flair from the apron back into the ring. Flair sends Slater to the floor.
- Flair reverses a piledriver into a backdrop. Miss Elizabeth tells Parker something, and apparently he is going backstage to see Woman.
- Eventually, Flair rolls Slater up and uses the ropes for leverage to earn the win.
- Parker was made a fool by Woman and Elizabeth.
- All of that for Flair to go over on Slater? Wow.
- Your Winner: Ric Flair via pinfall
- Gene is standing with Flair, who cuts a promo on Luger and the their match on Nitro.
- "WOOO!"
- End of Show.
- The Good: Guerrero/Storm for the two minutes that was given.
- The Bad: Way too much stupidity for Flair to go over Slater.
- The Ugly: Harlem Heat is about to get screwed over.