WCW Saturday Night - Saturday, 06/06/98

The other night I went to my grandma's house to visit. She asked me to stay for dinner so I said " Sure why not, you are a good enough cook." Well, much to my dissapointment, she laid down a plate of liver!!! I said "I'm not eating liver that's disgusting." She replied "Goddamnit ,you will eat it and like it." I started laughing "Are you kidding? I'm 25 years old, I eat what I want." I replied.
Well that was all she could handle she stood up and shot on me, nailing me with a wicked clothesline knocking me over in my chair. No way was I going to stand for that, so I jumped up and kicked her in the gut, and grabbed her head ready to hit her with a STONE COLD STUNNER, But in an amazing show of strength she grabbed me by the waist, and picked me up and executed a perfect belly to back suplex. I took a mean bump when I hit the kitchen floor and was stunned. She took the opportunity to run to the kitchen counter back to the table back to me and landed a PEOPLE'S ELBOW. Now I was really hurting, and just kind of lay there. So she headed to the counter and climbed on top. She stood there for a second and pointed out to my grandpa, and went for a HARLEM HANGOVER. But she had spent to much time gloating so I moved out of the way. She hit hard and lay there grabbing her hip. Taking the chance to go on offense I reached down grabbed her by the hair pulled her up and DDTed her. Thinking I had her right where I wanted her, I walked around doing the Rob Van Dam pointing at myself and smiling.
I turned around to finish her, when she grabbed me and rolled me up in a small package, but I busted loose. As we both struggled to our feet, I moved first and kicked her in the gut again, over, and over, until she lay on the floor gasping for breath. I picked her up and set her on the kitchen counter, and climbed up after her. Pulling her upright I set up for a superplex....but she pushed me off. As I hit the floor I lost my breath, and she went for a mean ass FROGSPLASH I managed to roll out of the way just in time. As we both got to our feet tired and bruised I was lucky enough to be by the table, so I grabbed a chair turned around and nailed her with the chairshot heard round the kitchen !!! But of course she no-sold it. Just looking at me and growling like Goldberg. Scared now I went for a clothesline, but she ducked grabbed my arm and took me down in a CRIPPLER CROSSFACE. Now in the crossface on the middle of the kitchen floor there was nothing I could do, so I tapped out and ate the liver..

• Some Lucha Library to start off, as Juvi Juice, The Man With Glued On Sunglasses, and The Great Pumpkin enter the ring.
• El Dandy gets the honor of having his music bring out Damien, Silver King, and himself.
• Silver King still running around like the Frito Bandito on speed.
• King starts slapping Juvi to start, and Juvi shoves him down.
• Damien's got his face painted again.
• Juvi sends Damien out with a flying headscissors.
• Scott Hudson is pronouncing Ciclope's name as "si CLO pay."
• Dandy with some punches on Ciclope.
• Big missile dropkick from Ciclope.
• Your referee: ROCKY KING!
• Nice superkick from the King on Calo.
• Headscissors from Calo.
• Yes! Tenay says "Don't be confused by [King's] stocky physique!" We are not longer fooled, now we're confused.
• King throws Calo into the air, and then dropkicks him on the way down.
• Calo with a triple-jump dropkick.
• Juvi tags in, and avoids a Damien dropkick.
• Dandy tags in, but Juvi wants Silver King.
• Juvi charges into the corner, and misses.
• Rocky King looks lost.
• Juvi hits a pretty weak hurricanrana on King.
• King with a huge clothesline on Juvi.
• King holds Juvi, but as Juvi moves, King catches a dropkick from Dandy.
• Train wreck spot, with Juvi and Damien left in the ring.
• Juvi hits a springboard dropkick, and kips up.
• Juvi kicks Damien in the gut, and hits the JuviDriver for the win.

• We see a reprise of "Mr. Jericho Goes To Washington." That spot was absolutely hilarious. Seeing Jericho in his suit explaining the battle royale to the homeless lady was priceless.

• Two Tubby Guys with a Table come out for their Saturday Night win.
• Rocco Rock starts off against one of the PC's. As far as I know, they don't have names. I'll call this one Short-Long.
• Drop-toehold from Rock.
• Rock holds on to block a Victory Roll, and hits another drop-toehold.
• Johnny Grunge tags in, but gets an eyerake.
• The other PC (Ponytail) tags in, and Grunge starts putting the smack down on him.
• Doubleteams by TPE on Ponytail.
• Short-Long finally gets a slingshot clothesline on Rock for their first offense of the night.
• Rock gets out of a PC doubleteam, and makes the tag.
• Hiptosses all around from Grunge.
• TPC tries a double-suplex on Grunge, but Grunge turns it into a double DDT.
• Rock sends Ponytail outside the ring, and they bring the table into the ring.
• The ref calls for the DQ. Nah, just kidding.
• The editors cut to a shot of the crowd, and when we look back at the ring, Grunge is on top of Short-Long, and the table's broken. Thanks for protecting us, guys.

• Frankie "The Thumper" Lancaster comes out.
• His opponent.....oh sh*t, Road Block!
• We're getting a jobber vs. jobber match! Sweet!
• Since Road Block is known as "The ICON of Worldwide," I'm giving the nod to him.
• Road Block gets in Lancaster's face, and throws him across the ring.
• Lancaster ducks a clothesline, and hits two dropkicks.
• Road Block swats the third dropkick away.
• Avalanche clothesline by the Block.
• Big bodyslam from Road Block, but he misses an elbowdrop.
• Road Block's a big guy. He's towering over Lancaster.
• Road Block whips Lancaster into the ropes, and slaps on a bearhug.
• Road Block is keeping the bearhug on for a while.
• Lancaster finally bites his way out of the hold.
• Lancaster tries a cross-body, but Road Block powerslams him.
• Road Block hits a standing powerslam, and then goes to the apron.
• Road Block with a very sloppy backflip over the ropes onto Lancaster for the pin.
• That match sucked so bad that it actually ruled.

• Speaking of the old school, it's Kendall Windham.
• Windham's actually a lot better than he used to be, and that scares me.
• Oh No Baby! It's the Anvil.
• Rocky King forces a break against the ropes. Nice.
• Windham heads outside to avoid Neidhart, but the Anvil follows him.
• Neidhart sends Windham shoulder-first into the post, and beats on him some more.
• Windham catches Neidhart coming back in the ring, and hits a flying lariat.
• Windham locks on an armbar.
• Neidhart gets out of it, but catches a flying knee.
• Windham uses the black glove to beat on Neidhart.
• Windham beats on Neidhart in the corner, but Neidhart starts to Hulk up.
• Neidhart bites Windham's bald head.
• Double-arm clothesline from the Anvil.
• Anvil stomps Windham in the gut.
• Windham gets a boot up on a corner charge, and goes for the Bulldog.
• Neidhart shoves him off, and shoulderblocks him.
• Neidhart hits his weak-ass slingshot shoulderblock.
• Speaking of sloppy, Neidhart hits a powerslam, and pins Windham.

• They've got some weird distorted background voices. They're annoying.
• Vandy talks about the bad blood between Bret Hart, Hogan, Piper, and Savage.
• Vandy says that nobody in that match can trust anyone else, and he thinks that Hart might be pulling everyone's strings.
• Another good segment.

• As Glacier comes to the ring, I decide to pack up everything in my house.
• His opponent, continuing the red-hot "Superkick feud," is Chris Adams.
• Glacier with a clean break on the ropes.
• Glacier with a headlock, followed by a legsweep.
• Adams takes Glacier down, and starts forearming him in the head.
• Adams introduces Glacier to the guardrail.
• Glacier returns the favor.
• Adams, in turns, brings up his friend Mr. Ringpost.
• Adams goes up top, but catches a kick to the gut as he comes off the top.
• Glacier with kicks in the corner, and does his little pose.
• Side kick from Sub Zero.
• Adams catches Glacier on the top, and throws him off.
• Adams with a clothesline, followed by a backdrop.
• Adams drops him with a piledriver, and signals for the Superkick.
• Saturn comes in, and Superkicks both men.
• A Spicolli Driver for Adams, and one for Glacier too. Carnage everywhere!!
• Saturn stands victorious in the ring.

• Reese is huge!
• Reese has an itty bitty voice for a big guy.
• Reese says Juvi's got a lot of heart, but he's facing a true giant.
• Reese says he's not asking Juvi to "say die," he's going to put Juvi out.
• Reese: "He'll have to knock me down lower than on my knees to be eye to eye with me."
• That's a match I don't hold much hope for.

• Oh no! Renegade!
• I can feel the "suck rays" eminating from Renegade.
• Yes! At least I'll get to see Renegade eat a Tombstone tonight.
• I'm digging Finley.
• Man, Renegade looks like a knuckle-dragging mouth-breather.
• Finley jaws with the fans.
• Finley with a headlock to start.
• Finley's using the headlock to good advantage.
• Renegade fights out, and hits a powerslam.
• Renegade goes for a big splash, but Finley gets his knees up.
• Big bodyslam from the champ.
• They actually mention Renegade as a former TV champion.
• Finley with a nice sitdown splash.
• Finley works Renegade over on the apron.
• Renegade tries to fight out, but catches a gutshot from the champ.
• Renegade with an avalanche splash in the corner, but misses a handspring back-elbow.
• Finley hits the rolling Fireman's Carry drop.
• Yes! Tombstone! It's over!

• The newest Power Plant jobber, Mike Tolbert, comes out.
• He'll be facing the Woody Harellson lookalike, Mike Enos.
• Enos punches on the rope break, but Tolbert avoids a corner charge.
• Dropkick and armdrag by Tolbert.
• Enos with a bodyslam to get out of the armbar.
• Tolbert with a bodyslam, and an elbowdrop.
• Enos drops too quick for a backdrop, and Tolbert catches him with a butterfly suplex.
• Tolbert tries a crucifix, but Enos hits a fallaway slam.
• Enos tries a backslide, but Tolbert powers out of it.
• Enos sets up for an over-the-shoulder backbreaker, and turns it into an airplane spin.
• Bearhug from Enos.
• Tolbert hits the ropes, but gets powerslamed.
• Enos misses a slingshot, and catches a springboard clothesline from Tolbert.
• Tolbert eats elbow on a corner charge.
• Enos drapes Tolbert over the top turnbuckle, and turns it into a Scott Hall fallaway slam from the second turnbuckle.
• Enos then locks on an armlock to get the submission.

• Eddie's looking in all the lockers to make sure Chavo's not there.
• Eddie's paranoid.
• Eddie rants about how Chavo's embarassing him.
• Eddie says Chavo's going to remember how to get beat up by Uncle Eddie.
• Marshall says that Eddie created this monster.
• Eddie gets emotional, and says he's just been trying to help Chavo, and says he doesn't want to fight Chavo.
• Eddie begs Chavo not to fight him.

• Barry Darsow comes out doing what he does best - running his mouth nonstop.
• Oh no! Jimmy One-Eye! AAAAHHHH!
• Duggan starts the "USA" chant against the former Krusher Kruschev.
• Duggan answers with a "ho" every time Darsow punches him.
• Duggan with a weak hiptoss, follwed by an equally weak clothesline.
• Darsow rolls to the outside.
• Duggan follows him out, then thinks better of it.
• Duggan with an atomic drop, followed by a back-elbow.
• On the outside, Darsow whips Duggan shoulder-first into the corner post.
• Darsow starts working on the arm for the Barely Legal.
• Duggan's punching with his one good arm.
• Darsow locks on Barely Legal, but Duggan fights out of it.
• Duggan hits his spinning bodyslam, followed by the Three-Point Stance clothesline.
• Duggan then drops Old Glory for the win.

• Giant is calling out for anyone from the Red and Black to face him.
• Konnan comes out to answer the challenge.
• Giant's holding the tag belts aloft.
• Konnan's got the mic.
  • Konnan says Nash and Savage are hurt.
  • Konnan says Giant may be taller and heavier, but Konnan's got more heart.
  • Konnan says he's going to "punk" Giant.
• Giant opens up early on Konnan, but Konnan avoids a corner charge.
• Konnan starts working on Giant's knee, and gets Giant down to his knees.
• Avalanche clothesline from Giant, followed by a headbutt.
• Konnan rolls to the outside, and finally takes his jacket off.
• Giant tries to bring Konnan back in, but Konnan snaps Giant's neck over the top rope.
• Konnan with a series of punches in the corner.
• Konnan floors Giant with a cross-bodyblock!
• Vincent runs in, but Konnan drops him with the 187.
• Meanwhile, Giant's gotten back up, and meets Konnan with a chokeslam. Good night. That's over.
• And that's all she wrote!