Match #5: Van Hammer and Kaz Hayashi vs. Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko
- Hayashi has Glacier's armor on tonight.
- We go to a clip of DDP chumming around with some cute NBC talk show host.
- This is the last tournament match for the night. It seems Hayashi has replaced Wrath in the tournament.
- Benoit and Hammer starts us off.
- Lockup, clean break in corner.
- Lockup, Hammer puts on a headlock.
- Hammer comes off the ropes with a shoulderblock.
- Hammer applies a headlock and a takedown.
- Benoit turns it into a headscissors.
- Hammer gets out and does a side headlock.
- Benoit turns that into an armbar.
- Hammer counters with a hammerlock.
- Hammer hits a back elbow.
- Hammer tries a kick and gets his leg grabbed.
- Benoit does a dragonscrew legwhip.
- Tags are made to Malenko and Hayashi.
- Malenko puts on an armbar.
- Malenko trips Hayashi and applies a front chancery.
- Hayashi gets to the ropes.
- During a test of strength, Malenko bends Hayashi to the mat.
- Hayashi kicks Malenko in the gut and takes his hand.
- Hayashi goes to the turnbuckle and scores a takedown.
- Hayashi with a backdrop.
- Hayashi drops an elbow and tags in Hammer.
- Hammer takes Malenko to the mat as we go to commercial.
- We come back to Benoit being tagged in.
- Now signed for Superbrawl IX: Kidman vs. Chavo Guerrero, Jr. for the Cruiserweight Title.
- Hayashi gets tagged in, and is pummelled upon entering the ring.
- Benoit with a whip and a kick.
- Hayashi gets out of a powerbomb attempt and does an armwhip.
- Hayashi misses a dropkick when Benoit holds the ropes.
- Hayashi does a nice twisting headscissors.
- Hayashi puts on a facelock and tags in Hammer.
- Hammer works on Benoit's leg.
- In a standing position, Benoit hits an enziguri and tags Malenko.
- Malenko whips Hammer and does his thigh kick.
- Hammer applies a jawbreaker.
- Hayashi is tagged in and hammers away.
- Hayashi reverses a whip and hits a dropkick.
- Hammer holds Malenko outside, allowing Hayashi to land a baseball slide kick.
- Hammer chokes Malenko and sends him in.
- Malenko reverses a whip and eats a heel kick.
- Malenko does a drop toehold on Hammer and tags Benoit.
- Benoit and Hammer trade blows in the corners.
- Hammer gets tossed out of the ring.
- Malenko holds Hammer for a Benoit baseball slide.
- Hammer tags to Hayashi.
- Benoit gets a kick in and tags Malenko.
- Malenko does a Liger bomb for two.
- Schiavone says that Superbrawl IX will have "the greatest Hogan vs. Flair match ever." Dude, shut the hell up.
- Malenko puts on a chinlock.
- Malenko applies a vertical suplex for two.
- Tag to Benoit.
- Malenko and Benoit whip Hayashi into a double elbow.
- Benoit hits a backbreaker.
- Benoit sends Hayashi into the turnbuckle and tags Malenko.
- Hayashi reverses a whip to the corner and is sent to the apron.
- Hayashi goes up top but is cut off by Malenko.
- Malenko superplexes Hayashi and tags in Benoit.
- Malenko goes off the ropes and is hot-shotted by Hayashi.
- Benoit sends Hammer out of the ring.
- Hayashi sets Malenko on the turnbuckle but Benoit enters the picture.
- Benoit puts Hayashi on his shoulders and Malenko hits a reverse bulldog!
- Malenko goes outside to tend with Hammer.
- Benoit then locks on the Crippler Crossface for the win!
- YOUR WINNERS: Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko via Benoit's Crippler Crossface in ~10:37.
The Good: The tag team tournament moved along nicely and Lash LeRoux made an excellent showing.
The Bad: I found this show kind of bland. We did see two heel turns, but we only had five matches in two hours, mainly due to the need of showing in their entirety clips we saw three days ago.
The Ugly: Barbarian turned on Meng! Whatever will I do?!? Seriously, does anyone care?