Beachbrawl 1999 Results
Beachbrawl 1999 Results
By Ben
- Whisper, Tygress & a new Nitro Girl dance
- She looks like AC Jazz but is taller, has straight hair.
- Raven, Jimmy Hart, and Kid Rock are commentators.
- They each try to explain the rules in a battle royal.
- Dave Holmes, MTV VJ, interviews fear factory, the band who is performing during the battle royal.
- Only one of the group watches wrestling.
- His pick to win is Hugh Morrus.
- Participants:
- Kidman
- favorite band: Beastie Boys
- Jimmy Hart: He's been the Crusierweight Champion for a whole year now.
- Raven: He got the belt when he joined the Flock. I made him. I made him som'bbbbbody
- Hugh Morrus
- favorite band: Ramones, he hates: Marilyn Manson
- He is anounced at 220 pounds. PWI 1999 handbook also has him listed at 220 lbs.
- Common sense, people. Common sense.
- Raven: He his so big that when he was wearing a Malcom X shirt a helicopter landed on his back.
- Rey Mysterio Jr.
- favorite bands: Pantera & Snoop Doggy Dog
- Kid Rock: He is the master of the Hur-can-rana
- Chris Jericho
- favorite band: Skid Row
- Kid Rock: Jeri-cho-ld-berg. Jeri-cho-ld-berg
- Jericho does regular role model interview
- Raven: Where is Harry's Burgers? I've never been to Harry's burgers.
- Chavo Guerrero Jr.
- favorite singer: Micheal Jackson
- Raven: When I first saw him he was trying on underwear at goodwill
- Perry Saturn
- Favorite bands: AC/DC & Marilyn Manson
- Raven: He is a sexy, sexy man
- Commercial Break
- Wrestlemania Commercial from 2 years ago
- Commentater Predicictions:
- Kid Rock: Jericho
- Jimmy Hart: Hugh Morrus
- Raven: Win: Hugh Morrus, Place:Kidman, Show: Saturn
The Match:
- The ref is Scott Steiner w/ long black hair, or a look-a-like
- All versus: Hugh Morrus.
- Saturn leg droped Hugh Morrus.
- Kid Rock: OOHHH, @$$ cracker
- Mysterio hurricanaranaed Kidman
- Raven: Oooohhh. Huranananacuranana or whatever they call it
- Morrus No Laughing Mattered Chavo.
- Morrus with a press-slam on Mysterio
- Saturn Juvi-Drivered Mysterio. Saturn w/ a drop elbow.
- Saturn & Hugh Morrus leave the ring through the middle ropes.
- Kidman powerbombed Mysterio
- Saturn using ring steps on Morrus
- Chavo hits a crappy german suplex on Kidman
- Mysterio with a great top turnbuckle leg drop on Kidman
- Morrus picks up Rey. Looks left than right. Then throws him at Chavo & Kidman. All three are out cold.
- Morrus misses a No laughing matter on Saturn
- Everybody works together to get Hugh Morrus out
- Jimmy: "Nuts"
- Raven (like a fourth grader): Haha. You said nuts.
- 5 guys left
- Commercial Break
- When arriving back from break everybody is unconcious, except for Saturn & Jericho
- Chavo with a great splash on Mysterio
- Saturn puts Jericho under his dress and rubs his face in his crotch
- Jericho Struts
- Chavo goes for a clothesline on Jericho. Jericho ducks. Chavo goes over the top rope.
- Chavo and Raven jaw at each other.
- Saturn & Kidman shake hands.
- Saturn throws Jericho on top of the turnbuckle. Kidman runs. Saturn throws Kidman up in the air. Kidman hits a frankinsteiner on Jericho.
- Mysterio hit a top rope frankinsteiner on Kidman
- Saturn clotheslines Mysterio
- Saturn w/ a release German Suplex on Mysterio.
- Jericho clotheslines Kidman over the top rope.
- Jericho, Saturn & Mysterio left.
- Saturn with Mysterio's head in his dress for ten punches.
- 7,8,9 Jericho hits Saturn from behind. Saturn goes over.
- Kid Rock: Look Ma! I'm on TV! Under that man's dress!
- Mysterio with a spinning heel kick on Jericho
- Mysterio goes for a pin. Nothing happens. He looks stupid.
- Mysterio hits a carpetmuncher on Jericho
- Raven: He hits the straight down noggin-knocker
- Mysterio nails a bronco buster
- Raven: Rey's hittin' the F***in' bronco
- Jericho throws Rey over the tope rope.
- YOUR 1999 BEACHBRAWL WINNER: Chris Jericho
- In the exact same finish as Snowbrawl. Saturn attacks Jericho and gets the trophy
- Saturn Spicolli Drivers Jericho
- He throws the trophy in the ocean
- Raven and Saturn Elvis Point each other.
- They plug Nitro