WCW Thunder - Thursday, September 2, 1999
WCW Thunder - Thursday, September 2, 1999
- No mailbag or opener this week. Sorry, but between coursework and fighting a cold, there was no way I was going to get around to one.
- From last Monday's Nitro: Luger shows Sting the incriminating picture of Hogan next to a white Hummer. *coughcough*
- What is that, two paint jobs for the Humvee now?
- Regular Thunder opener airs.
- We're live from Saginaw, MI tonight.
- We see the bookerman-injuring Hummer clip from this June.
- Your hosts are the usual duo. Tenay mentions that Goldberg will be wrestling The Cat later.
- We see more clips from the Hummer summit three days ago followed by Sting finding Randy Savage and his woman in Hogan's dressing room.
- Match #1: Diamond Dallas Page vs. Al Greene
- [CATCHPHRASES.] You think this line would be retired with Konnan in the doghouse? :-)
- DDP reiterates kicking Goldberg's teeth down his throat.
- DDP says he was going to challenge Goldberg right here tonight.
- DDP calls Saginaw a dump and because of this, Goldberg is off.
- DDP calls out Al Greene.
- "Future Squash Victim" comes out.
- DDP notices that Greene looks a lot like Goldberg, including the gut.
- DDP says that Greene looks a lot better than Goldberg, but he wishes he could say the same about his mother.
- After a "mother" joke, Greene attacks from behind.
- DDP runs Greene to the post and delivers a backdrop suplex.
- DDP follows up with a swinging neckbreaker.
- DDP with assorted offense near the ropes.
- DDP lands a forearm and chokes Greene on the rope.
- DDP with some boots.
- DDP applies a boot choke.
- Greene gets a jawbreaker in, but DDP comes back with rights.
- Greene whips DDP to the ropes.
- DDP blocks a clothesline, spins around Greene and delivers a Diamond Cutter.
- DDP stalls and then makes the lazy cover for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Diamond Dallas Page in a near-squash via Diamond Cutter in 2:05.
- Post-match, DDP tells the production crew to replay his Diamond Cutter.
- Tenay promises us Sid Vicious vs. Saturn, Harlem Heat and a Cruiserweight title defense later.
- Fall Brawl promo features Goldberg vs. DDP.
- Added to Fall Brawl: Dean Malenko and Shane Douglas vs. Brian Knobbs and Hugh Morrus, no-disqualification.
- Match #2: Dave Taylor (w/ Steve Regal) vs. Shane Douglas (w/ Dean Malenko)
- Steve Regal accompanies his tag team partner to the ring for singles action.
- His opponent: "The Revolution Member Who Gets Boos."
- Malenko is Douglas' second tonight.
- Lockup, Taylor attacks Douglas at the ropes.
- Taylor does a cross-corner whip, but Douglas comes back with a gourdbuster.
- Douglas applies a rolling snapmare, and Taylor goes outside.
- Taylor gets the advantage and hits a couple European uppercuts.
- Taylor with a single-leg takedown and a submission hold.
- Douglas bounces to the apron and into Regal's waiting arms.
- Taylor goes to the ropes and tries a forearm, but Douglas ducks and rolls him up for two.
- Douglas focuses on Regal outside and gets rolled up by Taylor for two.
- As Taylor gets up, his momentum runs him into Regal, knocking him off the apron.
- As Malenko stomps on Regal outside, Douglas hits the Pittsburgh Plunge for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Shane Douglas via Pittsburgh Plunge in 1:53.
- Post-match, Chris Adams beans Douglas with the Union Jack.
- Chris Benoit runs-in and kicks Adams out of the ring.
- The First Family run in for some fun, but get run off by the Revolution.
- All four members of the Revolution stand in the ring.
- Douglas gets the mic and says the SAME DAMN THINGS HE ALWAYS DOES. And I thought Konnan was repetitive.
- Douglas gets a mixture of cheers and boos tonight.
- Douglas turns his attention to the First Family and asks them if they know what they are fooling with.
- Douglas says that Malenko is going to tie them up in one thousand different ways.
- Yours truly would like to see Dean Malenko take Brian Knobbs' arm and stuff it up his ass.
- Douglas speaks about the background of his former employer and uses it in context for his pay-per-view match.
- Malenko then speaks on the mic.
- WCW Saturday Night this week features Lash LeRoux, Brian Knobbs, 4x4, The Cat and the Windhams.
- Tenay and Zbyzsko hawk the new Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair videos.
- We see a promo for Berlyn.
- Match #3: Kaz Hayashi vs. El Dandy
- Yes! Kaz! He's probably the most underrated cruiserweight in the locker room.
- He'll be facing El Dandy tonight.
- I smell a Sid Vicious run-in.
- Kaz charges and is met by a kick by Dandy.
- Dandy gets in a shoulderblock.
- Kaz does an armdrag takedown.
- Kaz charges at Dandy, applies a body scissors and hits an armdrag takedown again.
- Dandy falls onto the ropes after a dropkick and gets pushed out by Kaz.
- Kaz follows Dandy outside with a corkscrew plancha!
- Back inside, Dandy takes control after Kaz runs into his boot on a charge.
- Dandy comes off the ropes and does a backward somersault over Kaz and a chop-fest ensues.
- Dandy gets the better of Kaz until he is floored by a belly-to-belly suplex.
- Dandy whips Kaz, who comes off the ropes onto Dandy's shoulders.
- Dandy counters with a front slam.
- Dandy gets in a scoop slam.
- Dandy goes to the middle rope and misses Kaz on the way down.
- Dandy whips Kaz to the corner and misses the charge.
- Kaz charges into the corner and meets a boot.
- Dandy rushes Kaz and eats a frankensteiner for two.
- Dandy and Kaz fight near the apron.
- Kaz springboards off the rope into a DDT for two!
- Dandy blocks a suplex and mounts Kaz on the top turnbuckle.
- Dandy tries a superplex but Kaz slams him off.
- Kaz hits his senton splash for the win!
- YOUR WINNER: Kaz Hayashi via top turnbuckle senton splash in 3:15.
- Post-match, Sid Vicious comes in.
- Kaz comes off the ropes into a Sid chokeslam.
- Sid powerbombs Dandy and pins him for "Win #76."
- The lights dim and Sid rants about chanting Goldberg.
- Sid talks about taking his anger out on Chris Benoit.
- Sid points to the sign held by Lil' Squeegee saying he is 76-0.
- Sid says that Benoit is the only Revolution member that stands out.
- Sid says some more pointless things and we go to commercial.
- Well, at least Sid came in AFTER the match, for once.
- We see an all-new Berlyn promo.
- Match #4: WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Lenny (w/ Lodi) vs. Kidman
- Tonight's opponent for Lenny: Kidman!
- Lil' Squeegee is the referee for this match.
- Apparently, Kaz Hayashi will face the winner of this match at Fall Brawl.
- Lockup, Kidman goes behind and takes Lenny down.
- Lenny follows by working on the arm until Kidman pushes him to the rope with some rights.
- Lenny hits a shoulderblock off the ropes.
- Lenny runs to the ropes and then skips around the ring.
- Lenny hits a boot and goes off the ropes.
- Lenny hits a shoulderblock and goes to the ropes.
- Lenny tries to leap over Kidman but trips as he gets up.
- Kidman gets some punches in out of rage.
- Lenny runs to the turnbuckle like a fairy, waves Kidman off and gets a clothesline for his trouble.
- Lenny whips Kidman, who answers with a flying headscissors.
- Kidman sends Lenny outside with a dropkick.
- Kidman connects with a baseball side dropkick on Lenny.
- Kidman then dives on Lenny and Lodi.
- Back in, Kidman hits a slingshot legdrop for two.
- Off the ropes, Lenny gets out of a Rocker Dropper attempt.
- Kidman goes to the ropes and thanks to Lodi, Lenny gets the upper hand with a clothesline.
- Kidman ends up outside and gets punished by Lodi.
- Lodi brings Kidman back in and Lenny covers for two.
- Lenny whips Kidman, who goes behind and tries a body scissors.
- Lenny counters with a face-first powerbomb for two.
- Commercials.
- Lenny slides under Kidman, but after a hair pull he eats a backdrop suplex.
- Kidman shoots Lenny cross-corner but misses the charge.
- After Lenny drops Kidman face first he covers for two.
- Lenny does the "Talk to the Hand" motion before covering for two.
- We are 21 days and three hours until WCW Mayhem.
- Lenny with the Interior Motives Resthold.
- If you want to know what I'm referring to, watch the Discovery Channel. You'll know it when you see it. :-)
- Kidman fights out, but Lenny gets a knee to the midsection and a gutwrench powerbomb for two.
- Lenny with a scoop slam and a leg drop.
- Lenny covers for two.
- Lenny goes to the second turnbuckle but Kidman gets him from behind and hits a powerbomb.
- Kidman lands some rights.
- Kidman whips Lenny cross-corner and hits a clothesline on the rebound.
- Kidman gets sent to the corner, but does a floatover and hits the off-the-turnbuckle bulldog for two.
- Kidman sends Lenny to the corner.
- Lenny goes to the middle turnbuckle and crossbodies on Robinson.
- Kidman does his Rydeen Bomb.
- With Robinson out, Lodi comes in and DDT's Kidman.
- Lodi rolls Lenny on Kidman for two.
- Lenny whips Kidman, who takes out Lodi on the apron.
- Lenny tries a powebomb with the usual results.
- Kidman makes a one-hand desperation cover for two.
- Kidman pulls Lenny in position for the Shooting Star Press!
- Lodi cuts Kidman off, calling for the bell.
- YOUR WINNER: Kidman via DQ in 10:56.
- Lodi assaults Kidman until Rey Mysterio, Jr. makes his appearance on the top turnbuckle.
- Kidman reverses a corner whip so Rey can hit a Thesz Press on Lodi.
- Kidman sends Rey into the other corner for a Rough Rider on Lenny.
- The Lambda Brothers flee as Kidman and Rey stand tall.
- For Fall Brawl, the Filthy Animals take on the Dead Pool.
- 1-800-CALL-ATT shill.
- Fall Brawl Promo.
- The Revolution come out for an interview segment.
- Benoit calls Sid Vicious by far the biggest man by stature he's ever faced.
- Benoit mentions Sid's comment about standing out, but insists he's stepping up.
- Benoit is giving Sid the opportunity to show him at Fall Brawl how tough he is.
- Benoit says Sid will have to beat him to death to take the U.S. title.
- Benoit says it will take more than a powerbomb to make him a believer in Sid.
- To close his monologue, Benoit gives the thumb across the throat.
- Saturn gets the mic.
- Saturn tells Sid that sometimes the hunter becomes the hunted.
- [INSERT TACKY REVOLUTION CATCHPHRASE.]
- For the U.S. Title at Fall Brawl, it's Chris Benoit vs. Sid Vicious.
- This Week In WCW Motorsports. Have I mentioned how ridiculous Riki Rachtman's dyed red hair is?
- Fun with Coach "Buzz" Stern.
- Buzz has a pep talk with four trainees in a warehouse.
- Buzz says that of the four, only one can be selected for the Winners Club.
- That one is -- Luther Biggs, some blonde guy who looks like his biological clock is permanently set at 4:20.
- As Biggs leaps from the bench, he trips and falls to the floor.
- Biggs accepts a reward as he and Buzz ramble.
- Man, this might suck worse than Glacier.
- Match #5: Disorderly Conduct vs. Harlem Heat
- Disorderly Conduct will lay down tonight for...
- The Harlem Heat!
- Since Bill's on vacation, we get no "Stevie Ray Looking Like a Bad Motherf***er" pic tonight. :-(
- We start with Mean Mike and Booker T.
- Booker with a wristlock.
- The two break at the ropes.
- Lockup, Booker with a hammerlock.
- Mike gets some token offense followed by a whip.
- Booker blocks a clothesline and hits a urinage.
- Axe kick gets two when Tuff Tom makes the save.
- Booker clobbers Tom from behind.
- Tag to Stevie Ray.
- The brothers Huffman do a delayed vertical suplex.
- Mike gets in an eyerake and a tag to Tom.
- Stevie reverses a whip and hits a powerslam.
- Stevie lands a running clothesline.
- Stevie beats on Tom in his corner.
- Tom gets an eyerake and tags Mike.
- Both men whip Stevie, who no-sells a double-clothesline.
- Stevie clotheslines both men and tags Booker.
- Booker cleans house and gets a spin kick on Mike.
- The 110th Street Slam follows on Tom.
- Tag to Stevie.
- Booker whips Tom and goes to the corner.
- Stevie bearhugs Tom as Booker follows with the Harlem Sidekick for the win!
- YOUR WINNERS: Harlem Heat in 3:14.
- Post match, the Windham brothers run-in.
- Kendell ends up going outside and Barry follows soon after.
- For the World Tag Team Titles, it's the Windhams vs. Harlem Heat at Fall Brawl.
- Fall Brawl promo.
- Match #6: Scotty Riggs (w/ Narcissist ripoff gimmick) vs. Prince Iaukea
- Riggs' fifteen minutes of fame continues tonight on Thunder.
- His opponent: Prince Iaukea.
- Tenay mentions Goldberg being at the Jim Valvano Golf Tournament, but makes no mention of Ric Flair being there.
- Riggs attacks Iaukea from behind, sounding the bell.
- Iaukea gets in an armdrag takedown.
- Iaukea whips Riggs cross corner and gets an enziguri in for two.
- Iaukea with a chinlock. THIS EARLY?
- Iaukea comes off the ropes and eats a dropkick.
- In the corner, Riggs does a boot choke.
- Iaukea gets some token offense, but Riggs brings him to the corner.
- Riggs with a cross corner whip and a high knee.
- Riggs whips Iaukea into a dropkick for two.
- Riggs whips Iaukea and telegraphs a back bodydrop.
- Iaukea gets some offense in, but Riggs hits in a lariat.
- Both men go outside and duke it out until a Riggs cheap shot turns the tide.
- Riggs goes in and drops Iaukea throat first as he hits the apron.
- Iaukea gets the advantage and goes up top but misses the crossbody.
- Riggs hits the legdrop DDT for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Scotty Riggs via legdrop DDT in 2:51.
- Someone please keep Iaukea off my screen.
- Another Fall Brawl Promo.
- WCW Hotline shill.
- We see a really cheesey mock promo for "Cat-Bo," a new workout video featuring Ernest Miller.
- Match #7: The Cat (w/ Sonny Onoo) vs. Goldberg
- The Master of Cat-Bo makes his way out.
- Cat says he's going to shake up the world and whoop somebody tonight, so call his momma.
- Cat wants to work his way up from the top and calls out Hulk Hogan.
- Onoo mentions Goldberg, which Cat follows by saying that he whooped Goldberg.
- Cat says he'll take out Goldberg and Hogan, then follows by sending Onoo to the back.
- Cat says he's beat Goldberg once before and plans to put his mic up [MUTE] so the crowd can hear him kick his ass.
- Goldberg comes out to his original bad-ass theme. About time they realized "Crush 'Em" wouldn't work.
- Cat hits a standing side kick while wearing the RED SHOES OF DEATH.
- Goldberg responds with a spear.
- The Jackhammer follows. The Cat is hereby neutered.
- YOUR WINNER: Goldberg via Jackhammer in 0:35.
- A bit on the short side, but it's good to see The Cat get his ass handed to him.
- They shill Goldberg vs. DDP at Fall Brawl again.
- Another Hogan vs. Sting promo for Fall Brawl airs.
- We get the fireworks at 9:50 P.M. EDT
- Match #8: Sid Vicious vs. Perry Saturn
- "Generic Heel Music" brings out Sid.
- Speaking of which, the sound guy could be a dick by changing his theme to "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
- Saturn gets the second entrance.
- Sid taunts Saturn to start.
- Lockup, Sid muscles Saturn to the corner.
- Saturn evades a punch, goes to the ropes and as Sid charges he pulls the ropes down, sending Sid out of the ring.
- Sid gets the advantage coming back into the ring.
- Sid lands some punches in the corner.
- Sid chokes Saturn.
- Saturn comes off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and HE PINS THE BIG MAN AFTER THREE SUPERKICKS!
- Just kidding. Saturn does get in three standing side kicks in and sends Sid out of the ring with a clothesline.
- Saturn tries a crossbody from the ring but Sid catches him.
- Sid hot-shots Saturn on the safety rail.
- Sid throws Saturn in the ring and follows.
- Sid does a cross-corner whip but runs into a boot.
- Saturn gets a missile dropkick in from the turnbuckle.
- Saturn comes off the ropes and tries a sunset flip.
- Sid grabs Saturn by the throat, lifts him up and gives him the chokeslam.
- Sid tears at Saturn's face.
- Sid lands some boots.
- Sid works in the REAR CHINLOCK OF MILD AGGRAVATION.
- Saturn gets some comeback offense but Sid front slams him after a crossbody attempt.
- Sid gets a two count.
- Sid whips Saturn cross-corner but misses the running kick.
- Saturn with an atomic drop.
- Saturn gets in ten punches on the turnbuckle, but Rick Steiner runs in to interrupt.
- YOUR WINNER: Perry Saturn via DQ in 5:40.
- As Sid sets up Saturn for a powerbomb, Malenko runs out, grabs Rick Steiner's TV belt and decks Steiner from behind.
- Saturn then clotheslines Sid out of the ring.
- Benoit and Douglas make their way in.
- It's funny how Douglas always tries to look menacing when he always comes in after the damage is done.
- The two parties yell at each other as we fade...
- The Good: Kaz Hayashi vs. El Dandy and Lenny vs. Kidman (before the DQ).
- The Bad: I'm getting tired of Shane Douglas. He's a decent grappler, but does nothing else of note in the ring and he says the same damned things on the mic over and over. The crowd doesn't want a revolution! They want to see why you were a big name in ECW!
- The Ugly: Well, at least Douglas isn't as useless as Prince "Good Head = TV Title Reign" Iaukea.