WCW Monday Nitro - December 6^th, 1999

• We start off with the normal Nitro opener.

• And we're LIVE from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for WCW Monday Nitro!

• Mean Gene is in the ring to start off, nearly guaranteeing a bad show
  • He calls out Jeff Jarrett.
  • He comes out with the ubiquitous guitar.
  • Jarrett grabs the mic, calls Gene "Slapnuts", and does the interview himself.
  • He says he's the chosen one.
  • He doesn't need the Powers or the Outsiders, but he just needs the WCW title.
  • He talks about Dustin Rhodes screwing him out of his destiny.
  • The censors try to bleep the crowd chanting "Asshole", and fail miserably.
  • Jarrett says he's fixing to end Dustin's career at Starrcade.
  • He says he'll even play Dustin's game, and challenges him to a Bunkhouse Stempede match.
  • He makes allusions to Dustin's "old, fat daddy" inventing the match.
  • Jarrett says that Mike Tenay will never show his face around Jarrett
  • Jarrett threatens Gene with a guitar shot.
  • Mike Tenay walks down the aisle.
  • Tenay says that he WILL take matters into his own hands.
  • Jarrett says he doesn't need any lawsuits, and wants to file things as a misunderstanding.
  • Jarrett calls Tenay an "Eddie Munster lookalike."
  • Jarrett calls for his music, and poses to the crowd.
  • Jarrett attacks Tenay from behind, and applies the figure four!
  • Goldberg runs in for the save, and chases Jarrett away.

• Tonight, Bret Hart vs. TP, Kevin Nash vs. Chris Benoit, DDP vs. Sid Vicious, Creative Control vs. Roddy Piper, with Roddy Piper as referee.

• The mob guys and Tony Marinara enter the building
  • Tony berates them for letting Disco and Lash get the better of them.
  • Tony says that Lash and Disco need to meet the boss tonight.

• Curt Hennig presents Curly Bill to Russo
  • Hennig says Bill has a new idea for a gimmick.
  • Bill: "One word - 'Shane'"
  • Russo: "That's just as bad as 'Vincent', but at least he's thinking. Russo hires the new 'Shane'"
  • Rhonda Singh comes in looking for an opportunity.

• We look back last week at Fit Finlay delivering a haircut to Brian Knobbs.

• We go to Brian Knobbs walking through the woods looking for Fit Finlay
  • Finlay's in the woods, too.
  • Finlay's apparently acting like a drill seargant to Knobbs, putting him through a workout.

• Match 1: WCW Hardcore Champion Norman Smiley vs. Rhonda Singh
  • Smiley comes out with a Mark Chmura jersey and a cheese head. And the Hardcore belt.
  • Smiley's got the stick.
  • Smiley says that Finley's lucky he's not here tonight because if he was, Smiley would kick his booty.
  • Smiley makes his challenge for a hardcore title match.
  • His opponent: Rhonda Singh.
  • Oh my Lord. This is so sad.
  • Rhonda throws some plundah into the ring.
  • Singh opens up on Norman with a trash can.
  • Norman screams.
  • The crowd starts chanting for Norman.
  • Rhonda: "C'mon, be a man!"
  • Norman recovers and nails Rhonda with a can.
  • Norman's got a fire extinguisher.
  • Rhonda meets him coming back in with a can, and delivers an avalanche splash in the corner.
  • Norman avoids a second one.
  • Norman gets the extinguisher.
  • Norman's moustache is white.
  • Norman reverses a whip into a table, and sends Rhonda into the table.
  • Norman wanders around for a minute, and falls on her for the pin!

• Maestro and Symphony are at the piano
  • Maestro says one of the keys is flat.
  • He looks in the piano as Symphony looks on from the keyboard.
  • Torgo comes in, puts his hand over Sym's mouth, and knocks the piano lid down on Maestro's head.
  • He escapes with Symphony as the Maestro's down.

• In the back, Russo has Psychosis and La Parka
  • Russo says that Juvi was supposed to give a return title match to Liger tonight, but he hurt his elbow.
  • He says that he's about to sever Psychosis' and Parka's friendship.
  • He says that whoever escapes the office gets to defend the IWGP Jr. Heavyweight title against Jushin Liger.
  • Psychosis punks Parka, and leaves the room.

• TP has some champagne, and is looking for Liz
  • He's at her door, and says tonight's the defining moment in their careers.
  • Liz opens the door and lets TP in.

• There's a pizza at the door for Tony Marinara
  • It's actually Disco and Lash.

• Match 2: Jushin Liger (w/ring entrance) vs. IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Champion Psychosis
  • Liger gets a ring entrance.
  • Defending the title for Juventud Guerrera, Psychosis.
  • Wow! This will be the second time that Psychosis has been given a title only to job it in his first defense.
  • Psychosis gets an early advantage against the ropes.
  • Liger with some headscissors.
  • Liger backdrops Psychosis over the top rope.
  • Buzzkill is wandering the audience, giving out flowers.
  • Liger with a baseball slide dropkick.
  • He goes up top, and dives off onto Psychosis.
  • Psychosis with a neck snap over the top rope.
  • Psychosis hits a missile dropkick for two.
  • Psychosis shoves Charles Robinson, who shoves him back.
  • Psychosis puts Liger up top, and delivers a top-rope Frankensteiner for two.
  • Liger with a rolling wheel kick.
  • Liger with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, and applies a surfboard that Psychosis escapes.
  • Liger kicks Psychosis into the ropes, and rolls him up in a Mahistral Cradle for the pin and the title!
  • La Parka comes out, and chairs PSYCHOSIS.
  • Parka struts.

• The heel Nitro Girls play cards
  • The mob guys are looking for Lash and Disco.
  • Vito wants to play strip poker.

• TP butters Liz up.

• In the back, Maestro stumbles about looking for Symphony.

• Gene talks to Mona's breasts
  • He talks about her three-way
  • Mona says she's more than T&A, unlike Madusa.
  • YES!
  • Mona says she's going to prove that a woman can compete and win in a man's world.

• Match 3: WCW World Cruiserweight Champion Evan Karagias vs. Madusa vs. Mona
  • If Madusa or Mona win, they'll get the Cruiserweight title shot.
  • If Evan wins, there'll be no title shot.
  • Sign: "Mona, will you marry me?"
  • Hubba hubba.
  • Madusa and Mona send Evan to the floor.
  • Madusa with a legsweep.
  • Evan joins the broadcast booth.
  • Madusa blocks a rollup.
  • Mona with an armdrag.
  • Madusa unloads with some kicks.
  • Madusa spanks Mona.
  • Cross-body from Mona.
  • Mona goes up top and hits a Missile Dropkick!
  • Mona chokes Madusa.
  • Evan runs back in to pull Mona off.
  • Madusa then quickly rolls Evan up for the win and the title shot.
  • Jeff Jarrett runs in, tosses Evan to the floor, and hits Madusa with a guitar shot.
  • Jarrett rants to Goldberg.
  • Jarrett challenges Goldberg.

• Lash and Disco have Tony Marinara tied up
  • They say they have a surprise for him tonight.

• In the back, Liz has apparently agreed to team up with TP.
  • Liz offers to pour the champagne, and pours it on on TP's head.
  • She then leaves.

• Maestro haunts the halls
  • He walks right past Torgo.

• Gene talks to Vampiro and Jerry Only
  • Vampiro has Oklahoma's hat.
  • He talks about taking out Dr. Death.

• Match 4: Steve Williams and Oklahoma vs. Vampiro and Jerry Only
  • Oklahoma has a wireless mic on, so he can call the match.
  • Their opponents: Jerry Only and Vampiro.
  • Oklahoma wants to start off the match.
  • Vampiro starts for his team.
  • Vampiro moves towards Oklahoma, who runs to his corner and tags Doc.
  • Doc with a clothesline and two three-point-stance tackles.
  • Doc applies a spinning toehold.
  • Oklahoma tags in.
  • Doc has to show him how to do the spinning toe hold.
  • Vampiro ducks a clothesline, and hits a Yakuza kick on Oklahoma.
  • Only and Doc tag in.
  • Only tries a sunset flip, but Doc blocks.
  • Doc with a walking press-slam on Only.
  • Vampiro back in, and he hits a missile dropkick.
  • On the floor, Oklahoma whacks Only with a chair.
  • Doc with a standing powerslam, but he pulls Vampiro up.
  • Vampiro avoids a corner charge, and hits a Superkick.
  • Vampiro goes up top, but Oklahoma hits him with his boot.
  • Short-arm clotheslines from Doc, and a backdrop suplex.
  • Oklahoma tags in.
  • Oklahoma goes up top, but then he goes down to the first buckle.
  • He drops an elbow on Vampiro for the win.
  • Oklahoma gets his hat back.
  • F**k you, WCW.

• In the strip poker game, the Nitro Girls are cheating to win. Eddy Guerrero would be proud.

• Disco is pouring molasses onto Tony Marinara, and they have a bag of feathers.

• Mean Gene talks to the Outsiders
  • Nothing of note comes out of the interview.

• Match 5: WCW World Heavyweight Champion Bret Hart vs. The Total Package
  • Why is the World Title match on at 9?
  • TP takes his own sweet time coming to the ring.
  • Hart attacks as TP takes his pants off.
  • Hart beats the tar out of TP on the floor.
  • Crowd: "Schiavone sucks!"
  • Hart continues the advantage.
  • Hart works the back.
  • Hart switches to working the leg.
  • TP gouges the eyes.
  • Liz walks down the aisle.
  • Sting comes down behind her.
  • Sting asks: "Are you going to represent garbage, or are you going to represent me?"
  • TP is distracted yelling at them.
  • Liz leaves with Sting.
  • Hart comes from behind and delivers a Russian legsweep to TP.
  • Hart applies the Sharpshooter for the submission win!

• In another example of the horrible WCW production since the Powers took over, we see the Vincent/Shane and Rhonda Singh segment from earler tonight AGAIN.
  • Henry: Deja Russo!

• Midnight is looking for Harlem Heat.

• In the back, Russo offers La Parka the job as Chairman
  • Parka is to stand in the corner. When Russo cracks his knuckles, Parka is to chair whoever is standing in front of the desk.
  • Harlem Heat comes in.
  • Russo apologizes to Heat, and offers them a tag title shot at Starrcade.
  • He cracks his knuckles, and Parka chairs Booker T.
  • Creative Control and Parka beat on Harlem Heat.

• Oh Lord no, Roddy Piper and his assistant are here.

• Torgo is rocking in the basement with Symphony, talking to the voices in his head.

• Gene talks to Jerry Flynn
  • Flynn talks smack about Berlyn.
  • He makes another open challenge for The Block.

• Match 6: Asya (w/The Revolution) vs. Midnight
  • The Revolution is dressed in military outfits.
  • Asya will be the wrestler in this match.
  • Asya vaults over the ropes.
  • Douglas is on the stick.
  • Douglas rants about his constitutional rights to do whatever he wants to with the US flag.
  • He says the country turned their backs on the Revolution.
  • Douglas rolls up the US flag, and has Malenko unroll the flag of the Revolution.
  • Saturn grabs the mic, and says that they're just like the Black Panthers. Power to the People.
  • The lights go out, the clock strikes, and Midnight is in the ring.
  • Asya starts off, but gets met with a dropkick.
  • Midnight TOWERS over Asya.
  • Asya recovers with a snap suplex.
  • Midnight with a running kick, and applies a double chickenwing!
  • Midnight tosses Asya down, and rolls Asya up for two.
  • Asya with a type of hiptoss.
  • Asya with a snapmare, but Midnight avoids an elbowdrop.
  • Midnight hits a big vertical suplex for two.
  • The Revolution comes into the ring to beat on Midnight.
  • Hacksaw Duggan's music hits, and Mr. Foam 2x4 hits the ring.
  • He takes out the entire Revolution for a while, but the Revolution finally overwhelms him.
  • Douglas waffles him with his cast.
  • They bury Duggan under the Revolution flag.

• GAH! They're bringing back the Nitro Party tapes
  • It's a weird chick from Peoria, IL
  • She's rocking back and forth saying that she thinks David Flair is totally cool.
  • I think that was rigged. Pretty funny if it was.

• Match 7: WCW World Tag Team Champions Creative Control vs. Roddy Piper Roddy Piper makes his way out. I turn the channel.
  • Creative Control make their way out.
  • Piper's got the stick.
  • He calls the two "coneheads" inside.
  • He says that until the bell rings, they have to do what Piper says.
  • Piper says he's going to pat them down for foreign objects.
  • He does the first one. The second doesn't want to.
  • Piper does a lot of crotch-grabbing.
  • Piper: "I'm having a ball."
  • Piper has the ground rules. The only way to win is for one of them to say I Quit.
  • The second rule is a kick in the nuts from Piper.
  • Piper applies a lock to the hand of one of them.
  • CC applies a doubleteam gutbuster.
  • They do it again.
  • Piper refuses to quit.
  • They go to spike-piledrive Piper on a chair.
  • Goldberg runs in for the save.
  • Goldberg Jackhammers one of them as Piper chokes the other one with a belt.
  • The choked one says I Quit.
  • Piper raises Goldberg's hand.

• In the back, Tony Marinara is trying to talk his way out of trouble
  • They douse him in molasses, and cover him with feathers.
  • Tony: "Wait until my father...."

• Vito and the Bull continue playing cards
  • The girls continue to cheat.
  • Vito wants a winner-take-all hand.

• Maestro find's Symphony's shoe! She's doing a Cinderella angle!

• Match 8: Dustin Rhodes vs. Themonstermeng
  • Dustin comes out dressed as Seven, but without the face paint.
  • This is Dustin's first match back in WCW.
  • His opponent, the Munster Meng.
  • Meng will face Norman Smiley for the Hardcore belt at Starrcade.
  • Dustin tosses his jacket over Meng's head and attacks.
  • Shots to Meng's head don't work.
  • Dustin comes off the ropes with a bulldog, but Meng no-sells.
  • Meng continues to beat on Dustin.
  • Jedoublef runs out, backdrops Meng over the top rope, and faces Dustin.
  • Dustin gets Jarrett set up for Shattered Dreams.
  • The Outsiders run out to stop it.
  • Jarrett guitars Meng, who pops right back up.
  • Nash delivers a big boot to send Meng to the floor.
  • Nash powerbombs Dustin.

• Larry Zybsko is in the back
  • Russo asks Zybsko why Thunder sucks now.
  • Zbysko says there are no stars on the show.
  • Russo says that all the A-list players are going to be on Thunder from now on.
  • Russo says that he's going to replace the announcers, who suck.
  • Zbysko takes some cracks at Curt Hennig.
  • Russo says that if Hennig defeats Larry Zbysko in a match tonight, Zbysko can leave WCW.
  • If Zybsko wins, Russo will leave WCW.

• The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea is in the back with a dove, dressed like the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

• Match 9: Curt Hennig (w/Shane) vs. Larry Zbysko
  • Hennig and the former Virgil/Vincent/Curly Bill come out.
  • Zbysko comes out to Nitro's theme.
  • Hennig's dressed like a West Texas Redneck.
  • Zbysko with an armdrag and a bodyslam.
  • Zybsko locks on a front chancery.
  • Hennig fights back, but Zbysko hits a swinging neckbreaker.
  • Hennig sends Larry into the corner.
  • Chrales Robinson gets bumped.
  • Hennig with a knee to the gut.
  • Hennig takes out Zbysko.
  • Hennig with a kneelift.
  • That was a really early ref bump. Robinson is Rip Van Winkle over there.
  • Hennig locks on an abdominal stretch.
  • Hennig tries the HennigPlex, but Zbysko turns it into the choke sleeper!
  • Shane comes in and beats on Zbysko.
  • Hennig covers Zbysko as Shane wakes the ref up.
  • Arn Anderson runs out with a baseball bat, and he nails Hennig and Shane with the bat!
  • Zbysko covers as Rip Van Winkle wakes up!
  • Zybsko wins!
  • Creative Control comes out to show Charles Robinson the replay.
  • Robinson raises Curt Hennig's hand, so Hennig wins by DQ.
  • I thought Dusty Rhodes was in ECW now?

• In the back, Disco and Lash stuff an apple in Marinara's mouth
  • The naked mobsters see what's happening on the monitor, grab their clothes, and run off.

• Match 10: Chris Benoit vs. Kevin Nash
  • Benoit's new music starts off "Silent but Violent".
  • His opponent - Kevin Nash.
  • Nash starts off strong.
  • Hall sits on a ladder doing commentary on the wireless mic.
  • Benoit unloads with chops in the corner.
  • Benoit works the knee.
  • Nash kicks Benoit over the top rope.
  • Nash works Benoit over on the floor.
  • HUGE side suplex from Nash.
  • Benoit rolls away from a big boot, and dropkicks Nash in the knee.
  • Another dropkick to the head.
  • Benoit works the knee.
  • Benoit with chops.
  • Benoit runs into a boot, and Nash hits a diving clothesline.
  • The straps come down on Nash's outfit.
  • He signals for the Jackknife.
  • Benoit fights Nash down, and applies the Crippler Crossface!
  • Hall takes out the ref, and pulls the ladder into the ring.
  • Benoit dropkicks the ladder into Nash's face!
  • Benoit pulls the thumb across the throat, and sets the ladder up.
  • Benoit dives onto Hall, who rushed the ring to protect Nash.
  • Nash hits a big boot on Benoit.
  • Nash hits the Jackknife on Benoit.
  • Hall goes to deliver the Outsider Edge on Benoit onto a ladder, but Sid Vicious runs down and saves Benoit.

• DDP is in the house.

• Mean Gene is in the back with Sting
  • Gene asks about Liz.
  • Sting says he's always stayed ahead of TP, and tells the Outsiders: "Don't sing it, bring it."

• The mob guys come out
  • They come out to Godfather ripoff music.
  • Vito says he's sick of the people, and he's sick of dose two utes.
  • They call out Disco and Lash.
  • Disco's music hits.
  • The two girls who seduced the mob guys last week come out.
  • Vito rants to the girls.
  • Vito passes the mic to Johnny the Bull.
  • Johnny says his mother told him not to hit a broad, but he'll make an exception.
  • Vito says he didn't even want to sleep with the girls.
  • Lash and Disco attack from behind.
  • The tarred and feathered Tony Marinara comes out and waffles Disco and Lash with a lead pipe.
  • Vito and Johnny beat up Disco and Lash, and carry them to the back.

• Maestro wanders through the back, hollering.

• The mob guys put Lash and Disco into a car
  • They celebrate.
  • The car drives off without any of the mob guys.

• The really bad film effects show us that the Maestro has wandered into The Block in his search for Symphony
  • Flynn quickly deals with Maestro.
  • He goes to leave, but opens the door to find David Flair, Symphony, and his crowbar.
  • Torgo waffles him with the crowbar, and walks past the prone Maestro.

• Gene talks to Nick Patrick
  • Patrick bars everyone from ringside unless they have some sort of legal business.
  • He says it's time for the referees to take their power back.

• Sting walks
  • Liz has a contract.

• DDP laces up his boots.

• Match 11: Scott Hall (w/Kevin Nash) vs. Sting (w/Elizabeth)
  • Hall and Nash come out.
  • Sting and Liz are second.
  • Nash is in the broadcast booth, and Liz is at ringside.
  • Hall tosses the toothpick, and Sting fights back.
  • Inverted atomic drop from Sting, and a running clothesline.
  • Nash gets up and chokes Sting.
  • Nick Patrick ejects him from ringside.
  • Hall applies an abdominal stretch.
  • Sting escapes, but Hall avoids an elbowdrop.
  • Hall slaps on a sleeper.
  • Sting escapes with a backdrop suplex.
  • Sting block a clothesline and comes back.
  • Sting with punches in the corner.
  • After three tries, he finally gets ten in a row.
  • One final solid punch puts him down.
  • Hall lands the fallaway slam.
  • Hall signals for the Edge.
  • Sting is down.
  • Hall crotch-chops Liz, who maces him.
  • Sting delivers two Stinger Splashes.
  • Sting sits back in the Scorpion Deathlock, and Hall taps.

• Torgo drags Symphony toward the ring.

• Tony: "Diamond Dallas Page is walking!"

• Ric Flair's music brings out Torgo
  • He has his crowbar, and Symphony by the hair.
  • Flair says Maestro has about 10 seconds to claim his bride (?).
  • DDP's music comes on.
  • DDP makes his way out.
  • Page ducks a crowbar shot, and delivers a Diamond Cutter.
  • Page: "Hey Powers That Be, I got your PPV match with David Flair right here."
  • Page talks about the rumors of he wanting out of his contract with WCW.
  • The rumors also said that he wanted out to go to the WWF.
  • Page says that he leaves with who brought him to the dance - it's about loyalty.
  • He says that people that he trusted haven't been loyal to him.
  • Page says he trusts no one.
  • He calls for Sid.
  • Sid makes his way out.

• Match 12: Diamond Dallas Page vs. Sid Vicious
  • Sid shoves DDP away on a lockup.
  • Sid shoves DDP over the top rope, and hotshots him on the guardrail.
  • DDP tries to escape, but gets met with a short-arm clothesline.
  • Page with a jawbreaker and a swinging neckbreaker for two.
  • Sid kicks out with authority.
  • DDP goes up top and hits a top-rope clothesline.
  • DDP signals for the Diamond Cutter, and goes for it.
  • Sid shoves DDP off into the ref.
  • Kick to the gut, powerbomb.
  • Sid signals for one more.
  • Nash runs out, along with Hall.
  • Sid fights them both.
  • The Outsiders beat on Sid, but Chris Benoit runs out.
  • He and Sid take the advantage, but Jeff Jarrett runs down to give the Outsiders the advantage.
  • Bret Hart runs down to help.
  • Hart fights all three heels.
  • The crowd boos as security tries to restore order.
  • DDP walks out.
  • Nick Patrick: "Screw this, we have not had control all night long. As for myself, the referees, and security, we're out of here right now."

• As we come back, The Outsiders, Jarrett, and Creative Control are beating on Hart, Sid, and Benoit
  • Goldberg hits the ring, and the heels clear.
  • Roddy Piper's music comes on.
  • The only referee left in the building - Roddy Piper.
  • He wants Hart, Benoit, Sid, Hall, Nash, Patrick, and Gerald as lumberjacks.
  • Jarrett wants no part of it.
  • Three Green Bay Packers come down the aisle to force Jarrett to the ring.
  • Dustin Rhodes runs down and throws Jarrett into the ring.
  • Goldberg with a flying shoulderblock.
  • Goldberg blocks a sunset flip for two.
  • Goldberg catches Jarrett over his shoulder, and delivers a powerslam.
  • Only a two-count.
  • Jarrett rolls out into the unfriendly lumberjacks, who beat on him and throw him back in.
  • Goldberg with a cross-armbreaker, but Jarrett rolls out again.
  • The lumberjacks throw him back in.
  • The lumberjacks brawl.
  • Goldberg comes back in and gets chaired by Jarrett.
  • Jarrett covers, but only gets two.
  • Jarrett with a knee to the gut, and he goes up top.
  • Jarrett with a flying cross-body for two.
  • Jarrett slaps on a sleeper.
  • Goldberg fights out with a type of urinage.
  • Double-clothesline spot.
  • Jarrett tries to intimidate Piper, but Goldberg schoolboys him for two.
  • Superkick from Goldberg.
  • Nash holds Goldberg's leg to block a Spear.
  • Back in the ring, Hart waffles Jarrett with the World title belt.
  • Goldberg spears Jarrett.
  • Goldberg Jackhammer's Jarrett.
  • Piper counts one....two....three for the win!

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