Just heard on the news that Rick Flair is considering running for governor of NC! PLEASE don't vote for him!!! :) (I raised you better than that!)
What more needs to be said? ;-)
- WOAH! I hadn't heard about that....
- That's a shame.
- It's Nash, Steiner, and Jarrett, with women.
- Nash checks to make sure that the Harris Brothers are here.
- Nash knocks on the fourth limo, and the window rolls down to reveal Scott Hall.
- Hall joins the three.
- Tonight, the WCW World Title will get awarded.
- Juvi: "The Juice has come back to Las Vegas."
- Kaz doesn't get an entrance.
- Juvi tries to start a "Juvi" chant.
- Juvi asks if the crowd smells what the Juice is cooking.
- Sign: "WCW Sucks".
- The finals of the tourney will be at Superbrawl.
- This is a single-elimination tournament.
- Psychosis shoves Kaz, celebrates, and eats a slap.
- Huge shoulderblock from Kaz.
- Kaz plants Psychosis with a release German suplex.
- Psy goes to the apron, but Kaz springs from the second buckle with a enzuigiri.
- Twisting suicide dive from Kaz on the floor.
- Kaz comes off the top, but gets met with an inverted atomic drop.
- Psy with a left-handed lariat.
- Juvi's the only guy in the match that the crowd cares about, sadly.
- Psy lands a dropkick to the knee.
- Kaz is really selling the knee.
- Psy dumps Kaz, allowing Juvi to get some shots in, and he drops a Juicy Elbow.
- Psy continues the punishment.
- Psy whips Kaz across the ring, and he dives over the top rope to the floor.
- Psy applies a bit of punishment, and goes up top.
- On the way down to the floor, Psy catches a Kaz dropkick to the gut.
- Back in the ring, Kaz puts Psy up top, but Psy turns it into a SuperGourdbuster.
- Psy eats a spinwheel kick, ducks another one, and rolls Kaz up for the pin.
- Psychosis goes on in the tournament, Kaz goes back to WCWSN.
- The nWo and chicks watch the monitor.
- Nash says that Jarrett has failed his physical, and can't wrestle tonight. But Nash has a plan.
- The Wall makes his way out.
- Already in the ring, Power Plant fodder Kid Romeo.
- Romeo does the usual "I'm quicker than you" thing.
- Romeo doesn't come up to Wall's shoulderblades.
- Wall pounds on Romeo.
- Tony has a news flash: Nash has put a $15,000 bounty on Funk.
- Romeo with about five dropkicks, the last of which is so shocking, it makes Wall grab the rope and jump over the top.
- Romeo with a plancha, but the comeback is quickly squashed on the floor.
- The announcers wonder who the new roadblock for Sid will be. Maybe it IS Road Block. That'd be fun.
- Big throat-drop by Wall.
- Short-arm clothesline From Wall-Mart.
- Romeo with an enzuigiri.
- Romeo goes up top, tries a bodypress, and gets met with a standing powerslam.
- Wall stands over Romeo and slaps him.
- Romeo tries a sunset flip rollup, but Wall just grabs him by the throat and hits a chokeslam for the pin.
- Sid whispers menacingly.
- I don't see how laryngitis is intimidating.
- Arn wants he and Bigelow to be on the same side.
- Bigelow says he'd wrestle his mother for $15,000
- Arn: "It's your funeral, buddy."
- Their girls want blood and guts.
- They get some Power Plant guys, and give one of them a shot to wrestle on Nitro.
- It's Al Greene.
- In the ring, Three Count does their song
- Evan tells them to hit the music, and Norman Smiley's music hits.
- Norman is wearing LA Dodgers catchers gear.
- Three Count attacks him.
- It'll be Norm vs. Shannon Moore.
- Norm with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, and he hits the SMBU.
- Moore tries a rollup, but Norm turns it around, does the SMBU on Moore's butt, and hits an inverted powerbomb.
- Norm with a neck snap over the top rope.
- He goes to the floor, but Three Count's attempt at a doubleteam fails.
- Moore hits a top-rope Asai moonsault to the floor.
- Back in the ring, Moore drops a leg.
- Norm locks on the Norman Conquest!!!!
- Moore submits!
- Three Count gets set up to sing.
- Moore is down and out on his circle.
- Norm comes back in the ring to do the SMBU.
- Three Count bails, and Norman does the SMBU to their music.
- Al Greene is in the ring.
- His opponent: Tank Abbott.
- Abbott locks up, and hits a knee to the gut.
- Abbott works Greene over in the corner.
- Abbott no-sells like he was Taz, and slams Greene.
- Bodyslam from Abbott.
- Abbott punches Greene, and the ref calls for the bell after a 10-count.
- Abbott has words with someone that Tenay identifies as his former UFC bodyguard, or some such nonsense.
- The guy talks about his and Abbott's past.
- The guy calls Tank a sellout.
- Heenan wants the guy's name.
- Kitty comes out with blonde hair.
- Kitty's channelling the spirit of "The Natural" Butch Reed.
- Kitty talks about his fans looking forward to seeing him back in the ring.
- Kitty promises to whoop everybody.
- Actually, he's channelling the spirit of Ric Flair as he breaks out a "fat boy" 30 seconds in.
- We actually see said "Fat Boy," meaning he's probably a plant.
- Kitty wants his music.
- Kitty dances.
- Kitty taunts the crowd.
- Terry Funk walks to the ring in the back, but Bigelow intercepts him.
- Bigelow puts a hurtin' on Funk, and drags him into the main arena area.
- Bigelow chokes Funk with a noose.
- Bigelow continues to choke Funk, and hit him with chairshots.
- It's been all Bigelow.
- They finally go into the ring.
- Bigelow is working the left shoulder.
- Bigelow misses the top-rope headbutt.
- Didn't someone else use that move? I forget...
- Funk with jabs and a clothesline over the top rope.
- Funk with an Asai moonsault to the floor.
- Funk comes back with chairshots of his own.
- Would it be worse to get hit with a chair shot, or Marge Schott?
- Funk with a series of headbutts that end up dazing him as much as Bigelow.
- Bigelow with a big slam, and he goes back up top.
- Bigelow hits the diving headbutt.
- Bigelow goes back up top, but he gets met by Finlay and Knobbs.
- Bigelow takes on all three men.
- Bigelow goes up top, and as Bigelow dives, Knobbs puts a chair between Funk and Bigelow. Bigelow ends up headbutting the chair.
- They pull Funk on top of Bigelow for the pin.
- Funk gets on the mic, and tells Nash that he'll have to kill him to get rid of him.
- On Thunder, Funk promises some reinforcements.
- It'll be a Harris as the roadblock for Sid.
- Sid makes his way down.
- Harris Brothers music hits, and they make their way out.
- Sid attacks as the Bro's take off their jackets.
- Sid's in the ring with who we'll call Don.
- They brawl on the floor.
- In the ring, they've done a switcheroo.
- Ron in the ring clotheslines Sid over the top.
- They're switching rapidly now, so we'll just call the one in the ring "Harris."
- Harris applies a chinlock.
- A doubleteam puts Sid back on the mat.
- Sid sets up for a Chokeslam, and lands it on Harris.
- They do another switcheroo.
- The fresh Harris fights back, but Sid quickly hits a powerbomb for the pin.
- Kidman and Torrie Wilson make their way out.
- His opponent: Vampiro.
- Kidman gives Torrie a kiss on the cheek.
- Vampiro starts off early, but Kidman gets some headscissors.
- Vampiro blocks a corner charge with a tossing powerbomb.
- David Arquette and Courtney Cox-Arquette are at ringside.
- Vampiro with an anklelock.
- Kidman gets his foot up on a corner charge, and hits a second-rope dropkick.
- Vamp hits a side suplex.
- Kidman avoids a guillotine legdrop.
- Kidman ducks a spinwheel kick, and clotheslines Vamp over the top rope.
- Kidman goes up top, and dives onto Vampiro.
- They brawl on the apron.
- Vamp catches Kidman on an attempted plancha, but Kidman ends up posting Vampiro.
- Kidman tries a sunset flip, but Vampiro turns it into a powerslam.
- Kidman escapes a slam with a Rydeen bomb.
- Vampiro lands a DDT.
- Vampiro learns that you can't powerbomb Kidman.
- Kidman tries the rope-bounce bulldog, but Vampiro turns it into a Rock Bottom.
- Kidman dropkicks Vampiro as Vamp comes off the top rope.
- Vamp lands a Ligerbomb.
- Vamp picks Kidman up, goes to the second buckle, but Kidman frankensteiners him over and gets the pin!
- Great match!
- He calls the guy "Champ".
- He tells the guy to put his pants on, and asks if the guy can be in Vegas for Thunder.
- Nash says it's all part of the plan.
- They cut away from the interview for TP's ring entrance.
- TP makes his overblown entrance.
- Liz (?) gets on the stick.
- Crowd: "We want Sting"
- Liz refers to TP as "The finest physical specimen in Sports Entertainment."
- TP rants to Sting.
- TP says nobody can compare to him, including the immortal.....Hulk Hogan.
- That came out of nowhere.
- Booker T makes his way out.
- Booker opens up early.
- Booker lands a Rock Bottom for two.
- TP suplexes Booker back into the ring, and drops a forearm.
- Booker absolutely PLANTS TP with the axe kick.
- Booker covers, but Liz is distractig the ref.
- Midnight shows up to chase Liz away.
- Booker breakdances and hits the Harlem Sidekick.
- Big T slapjacks Booker while St. Stevie distracts the ref.
- TP tries to rack Booker, and he gets it.
- Booker is out, so the ref calls for the bell.
- Sting's music hits, and a shadowy figure appears at the top of the ramp pointing a baseball bat.
- The lights go out, and when they come back on, the Warrior's magic smoke has taken him away.
- Gene says that the WWF may have sabotauged his mic.
- Vamp talks about working for the greatest company in the world.
- Vamp respects Kidman, and wants a rematch.
- They want the announce table.
- It's time for the world tag title match.
- The nutcases SUCK on the mic.
- This is painful.
- The Hardcore Soldiers make their way out first.
- Disco leads out the Mamalukes.
- Daphne: "They're the Marmadukes?"
- Crowbar's not bad on the mic. David rambles.
- Crowbar compares he and David to the Midnight Express.
- Standards and Practices come out, with Miss Hancock.
- They leave, but Miss Hancock continues to ringside.
- Generic brawling to start.
- Knobbs starts off strong.
- Vito with a superkick.
- Double-axehandle from the Mamalukes.
- The Soldiers work over Johnny.
- David dances on the announce table.
- Miss Hancock grins.
- Finlay slams Johnny, and hits a Kevin Sullivan-esque double-stomp.
- Hancock walks away, with David and Daphne following her.
- Finlay hits his forward-roll slam.
- Knobbs with a second-rope splash.
- Vito hits Knobbs with the belt, but Knobbs kicks out.
- Vito accidentally hits Disco, and Finlay rolls him up for two.
- Knobbs accidentally hits Finlay with a chair, allowing Vito to land the implant DDT on Finlay for the pin.
- Disco celebrates with the Mamalukes.
- Crowbar can really call a match.
- He takes a sign that says "Hall Fears O'Douls" from a fan.
- Nash talks about his powers as commissioner.
- The crowd chants "Goldberg." Nash says that Goldberg doesn't work here any longer.
- Nash says that Sid will face him.
- Nash says that since he and Sid both user the powerbomb, and "it's so gosh-darn dangerous", he's decided to outlaw the powerbomb tonight.
- Nash says that if Sid uses the powerbomb tonight, he'll lose, and Nash gets the belt.
- Nash says they've sent the nWo on ahead to Vegas for one humdinger of a championship party.
- They hit the nWo music, and we go to commercial.
- This match is for the vacant World title.
- Nash is already in the ring from his speech as Sidm makes his way down.
- They lock up.
- Sid bodyslams Nash right off the bat, and drops a leg.
- Nash kicks out at two.
- Sid clotheslines Nash over the top.
- Nash wants a test of strength.
- Nash hits a knee to the gut to get the advantage.
- Sid hits an avalanche clothesline.
- They go to the floor, where Sid gets dumped into the crowd.
- Back in the ring, Nash continues to beat on Sid.
- Nash locks on a sleeper.
- Sid sends Nash into the corner, and Charles Robinson gets bumped.
- Sid with a running clothesline and a big boot.
- Sid covers, but the ref is down.
- Sid drops a leg.
- Sign: "Barry O".
- Jarrett runs down as Sid sets up for the Powerbomb.
- Sid gets Jarrett's guitar and kabongs Nash.
- As Charles Robinson comes to, Sid drops down to pretend that HE got hit by the guitar.
- Wow! Psychology!
- Sid crawls over to Nash, and covers him for the pin and the title!
- Confetti falls as Sid celebrates with the big gold belt.
- With that, we fade to black....