WCW Saturday Night - Saturday, February 5, 2000
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Thanks for being understanding about the format of last week's report.
I had a ton of stuff to get done, but it got done and this report will
mark the return to the normal format that we all know and love.
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Match #1 Lash LeRoux vs. Silver King
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Tie-up and Silver King powers Lash into the corner, but Lash ducks the
cheap shot.
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Silver King snags control with a leg trip and some chops in the corner.
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Whip to the opposite corner and Lash pops out with a hurricanrana.
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Silver King into the corner and Lash tags him with an avalanche clothesline.
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Lash charges again into a boot.
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Silver King comes out with a standing dropkick for two.
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Silver King with some vicious kicks on Lash.
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Silver King into the ropes, but Lash ducks his head and eats a tornado DDT for two.
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Outside Silver King sends Lash into the steps.
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Back in the ring, Silver King is biting Lash's head.
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Lash starts to fight back with some rights, but Silver King stops that with some rights of his own.
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Lash trips Silver King and tries to lock on a Boston Crab, but Silver King blocks.
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Lash headbutts him south of the border instead.
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Silver King sneaks in a low blow of his own.
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Silver King sends Lash outside and hits a plancha.
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Silver King brings Lash back in the hard way.
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Double springboard moonsault misses.
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Lash hits a dropkick and runs up top.
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Flying cross body from Lash.
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Deep armdrag takeover from Lash.
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Lash hits a modified crucifix for two.
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Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Lash.
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Lash heads up top and misses a frog splash attempt.
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Silver King hits a modified powerbomb and head up top.
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Corkscrew senton misses.
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They trade rights.
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Lash whips Silver King into the ropes, but King slips out of the Whiplash attempt.
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Lash does hit the Whiplash 2000 though.
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1 . . .2 . . .3.
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YOUR WINNER: Lash LeRoux via pinfall following the Whiplash 2000.
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Good opening match with a ton of action.
- We come back to Tenay and Hudson discussing Jeff Jarrett's role as interim commissioner and how he's already tormenting Sid Vicious. We get a replay of Jarrett setting up his match with Sid at Superbrawl.
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Match #2 Dave Burkhead vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan w/ Father Duggan
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Isn't that sweet . . . long story short: Duggan grabs the mic which is
a very scary situation. Apparently there is going to be an announcement
of some form, but I don't know what. Hacksaw with his usual offense,
three point stance running lariat and the Old Crappy knee drop.
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YOUR WINNER: Hacksaw Jim Duggan via pinfall following the Old Glory
Kneedrop.
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Well, that pretty much sucked. Although I will concede that Hacksaw
gets some decent pop from the crowd.
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Match #3 Jamie Howard vs. Hardwork Walker
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Tie-up and Walker just tosses Howard down.
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Side headlock from Walker and Howard whips out of it just to get met with
a shoulderblock.
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Side headlock again from Walker into a headlock takeover.
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Into the ropes, Walker blocks a hiptoss.
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Howard tries to flip out of it and he eats a lariat.
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Walker walks the ropes and hits a double sledge.
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Walker is just manhandling Howard.
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Irish Whip from Walker and Howard charges into a back elbow.
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Side headlock from Walker and Howard sends him into the ringpost.
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Howard hits a flying body press to the outside on Walker.
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Back in the ring, Walker quickly retakes control.
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Howard sent hard into the corner, but he gets the boots up for the corner
charge.
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Snapmare from Howard and he covers only for one.
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Walker catches a crossbody and hits a front slam.
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Walker runs up top and hits a slingshot diving lariat from the middle of
the ropes.
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1 . . .2 . . .3.
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YOUR WINNER: Hardwork Walker via pinfall
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Not a bad match even if it was an extended squash. Walker showed me some stuff I liked.
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Match #4 Lord Steven Regal vs. Fidel Sierra
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"USA" chant for the two foreigners.
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Tie-up and both men bull around until there is a clean break.
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Both men trading wristlocks.
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Side headlock from Regal and Sierra whips him out of it.
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Regal with a shoulder block and then they trade wristlocks again.
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Tie-up again with Sierra locking on a wristlock.
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Regal with a trip and an arm throw.
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Sierra taking control with a beatdown in the corner.
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Regal comes back with some European uppercuts.
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Regal locking on a hold where he makes Sierra choke himself.
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Sierra reverses, but Regal gets to the ropes.
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Single leg takedown as Regal locks on an obvious choke and another not
so obvious choke as he argues with the ref.
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Knees to the head on Sierra and another European uppercut.
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Irish whip by Regal and he ducks the head.
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Sierra tries to take control, but Regal hits a knee and follows up with
the chickenwing neckbreaker.
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1 . . .2 . . .3.
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YOUR WINNER: Steven Regal via pinfall following a chickenwing neckbreaker.
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Good old school style match and I'll take a Steven Regal win anyway I can get it.
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We return to a discussion of how the nWo has done everything within their
power to make Sid Vicious' life a living hell. We get a replay of
Jarrett setting up the Triple Threat Theater this last Thursday on Thunder.
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Match #5 Kid Romeo vs. Texas Outlaw number 1 (I guess)
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Tie-up and the Outlaw tosses Romeo down to the mat.
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Tie-up and a side headlock from the Outlaw.
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Romeo whips out, but gets his shoulder down.
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Romeo comes back with a leap frog and a standing dropkick.
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Romeo gets reverse whipped into the corner, but hits a headscissors takeover
to send the Outlaw outside.
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Double plancha from Romeo.
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Back in the ring Romeo hits a face plant and covers for two.
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Romeo goes for the headscissors again and this time gets crotched on the rope.
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Outside, the other Outlaw is working over Romeo.
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Romeo tries to come back in the ring with a double sledge, but gets caught in a urinage for two.
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Irish whip and a huge sidewalk slam from the Outlaw.
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Cover for two.
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The Outlaw misses with an elbow drop off the top.
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Romeo takes control with an enzuiguri.
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Irish Whip reversed by the Outlaw, Romeo dodges a back body drop attempt
to hit a back brain kick.
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Romeo sent into the corner, the Outlaw charges into the boot twice.
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Romeo comes out of the corner with a nice Tornado DDT.
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The other Outlaw sneaks in to trade places with his partner.
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Romeo getting beatdown as the Outlaw goes for a powerbomb.
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Romeo rolls through with a victory roll.
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1 . . .2 . . .3.
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YOUR WINNER: Kid Romeo via pinfall
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Not a bad match. Romeo keeps impressing me every week. I think
he has the talent to go far.
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We come back with a replay of Lane and Idol working on their new gimmick
as Too Excess.
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Match #6 Disorderly Conduct vs. David Flair and Crowbar w/Daffney
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David Flair and Mean Mike to start.
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Flair with some hammer blows to Mike.
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Crowbar tags in with a European uppercut and a flying elbow for two.
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Flair tags back in to hit a double suplex.
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Belly to back suplex from Flair and he tags Crowbar back in.
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Slingshot splash for two from Crowbar.
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He follows up with the slingshot guillotine legdrop.
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Flair back in the ring to take a beating form Tuff Tom.
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Tom locks Flair up in the Tree of Woe as Mike chokes him with a boot.
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Mike with a boot to the gut of Flair.
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Tom tags in with a double team elbow on Flair and a choke hold.
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Tom is just working Flair over.
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Tom comes off the top for the double team clothesline, but Flair moves.
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Hot tag to Crowbar who comes in to clean house.
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Dropkicks for both men and a release German suplex for Tom.
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All four men in, but Mike gets the better of Flair and DC starts to work over Crowbar.
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Triple whip avalanche body attack on Crowbar and a nasty DDT by Tuff Tom.
- While David Robinson is cleaning out the ring, Flair and crowbar hit a double team clothesline on Tom with the gold crowbar.
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1 . . .2 . . 3.
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YOUR WINNER: David Flair and Crowbar via pinfall.
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David Flair is improving each week and he's smart enough to know that he
can't carry a match yet so I get more Crowbar which is fine by me.
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Match #7 TAFKAPI vs. Jeremy Lopez
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Long story short: TAFKAPI does his schtick and beats on Lopez who had
jobber written all over him as he walked down the aisle. The Artist wins
with the inverted suplex.
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YOUR WINNER: The Artist via pinfall.
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Post match they make me even happier after that match by telling me that
3-Count is next.
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Match #8 3-Count vs. PG-13
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3-Count does their crap at the beginning of the match. The best part
of all of this is listening to Hudson and Tenay fight over 3-Count's supposed
talent.
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Well, two in a row. Long story short: Some decent action in this match,
but why am I supposed to care when two of the worst gimmicks in the history
of wrestling are squaring off? Then they have an awful ending where
Evan hits a weak-ass shot with his green dancing circle thingee.
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YOUR WINNER: 3-Count via pinfall
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This show started off so well. Why are they sucking it up like this at the end?
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Match #9 Yun Yang vs. The Demon
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Well make that three in a row: The Demon squashes Yang like a bug,
but they make it go on and on and on, at least Yang is a good seller.
Yang gets in some martial arts offense before the Demon comes back and
hits the cobra clutch slam for the pin.
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YOUR WINNER: The Demon via pinfall.
This show is just getting worse and worse, because when we come back it's the return of Hulk Hogan.
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We return to the big comeback for Hogan and the build up to his "big" feud with Lex Luger.
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Match # 10 The Mamalukes w/Disco Inferno vs. The Armstrongs
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Disco lets us know that from now on to get a title match you have to consult
the manager of champions so this will be a non-title matchup.
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Johnny and Steve will start off. Johnny taking control with a knee
to the gut and some hammer blows.
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Johnny with a side headlock.
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Irish whip from Steve and a big hip toss.
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Scott tags in with a double wristlock to a double knife edge chop.
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Steve tags back in with a double shot to the gut.
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Steve with a scoop slam and a tag to Scott who he scoop slams onto Johnny.
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Steve tags back in with a double team shot to the ribs.
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Whip to the corner, but Steve meets nothing but turnbuckle o the charge.
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Johnny with a big lariat and a tag to Vito who comes in with a double team
sledge.
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Outside the ring, Too Excess can be seen sizing up the competition.
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Double Irish whip to a double back elbow from the Mamalukes.
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Johnny with a cover for two on Steve.
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Reverse chinlock from Johnny.
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Steve tries to elbow out, but Johnny takes him down.
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Vito tags in with the double team hip toss slam that they do.
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Vito with a cheapshot to the, er, manly error.
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Vito and Steve shoulderblock each other down and fight to get up.
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Steve makes the hot tag to Scott.
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Big back body drop from Scott and a right for Johnny the Bull
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Standing dropkick for Vito.
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The Armstrongs drop Disco on the outside.
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Vito up with a whip and he goes for the back body drop, but Scott schoolboys
him for two.
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Off the ropes again and this time Scott hits an inside cradle for two.
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Outside Steve is working over Johnny.
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Lane tries to roll Scott onto Vito after both men collide, but Vito rolls
through.
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1 . . .2 . . .3.
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YOUR WINNER: The Mamalukes via pinfall
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Idol makes a challenge for next Saturday night on behalf of Too Excess
for the tag titles and the Mamalukes seem to accept.
Well that was a great start, but the middle portion and right up to the
end left a lot to be desired. See you guys next week.