- Donald has a theory on why Ric Flair didn't help his son last week:
A thought came to my mind:
Ric Flair must have been watching Raw at 9' oclock during the "I quit" match.
- Bob R. writes:
Thank God for Schiavone's professional insights. When Booker T was being arrested, Tony told us that it was the first time anyone had been arrested Live on Nitro! Damn....he must have meant the first time Booker T has been arrested.....or the first time anyone has been arrested this year.
Shut up, Tony.
- KP writes:
If WCW management is foolish enough to push Mark Madden as the lead color man over Bobby Heenan, then I guess they would be foolish enough not to defend two of their titles... oh wait... um... okay, they'd be foolish enough to think Hulk Hogan can save WCW... oh... um... They would try to push Jarrett as a main-eventer.... um.... ok, I give up.
- Mike I. writes:
You know, for a company supposedly being sued for racial discrimination, WCW sure isn't shy about tossing around those Italian stereotypes, huh?
- The Harrises bring out their own ho train.
- Sign: "Where's Silver King?"
- Jarrett sends the women to the back.
- If rumors are to be believed, Scott Steiner has been suspended for his comments on Ric Flair. In addition, Scott Hall didn't make it back from Germany this weekend.
- The Harrises talk about the "elite" in the ring. That being them and Jarrett, apparently.
- Jarrett talks about people trying to hold him down, and hypes his match with Sid.
- Kevin Nash appears on the big screen.
- Nash talks about Jarrett putting a Billy Squier 8-Track in his single-wide in Nashville.
- The Harris Boys put Penzer in position for a double-neckbreaker and Jarrett threatens to break David Penzer's neck unless the boys in the truck cut Nash's satellite feed.
- The feed goes staticky.
- Jarrett asks for his music, and Wolfpac music hits.
- Nash gets wheeled down the ramp by his two busty nurses, carrying a baseball bat.
- Nash threatens to stick his cast-covered foot up Jarrett's ass.
- Nash says both Hall and Jarrett will be number-one contenders, and it'll be Hall, Jarrett, and Sid in a three-way dance.
- Nash sets up Jarrett vs. Sid for tonight in a non-title match, so that those two can soften themselves up for Hall.
- Tony tries to make us think that the whole world was waiting for Hogan to come back.
- It'll be Hogan vs. Flair tonight, plus Terry Funk vs. Total Package.
- Idol doesn't want to wrestle with Smiley against Three-Count.
- Lane talks about "rats".
- Three Count is in the ring
- They talk about the "Win A Date With Three Count" contest.
- After a minute, Norman Smiley's music hits.
- Norman comes out in New York Islanders gear.
- 2XS's music hits, and Lane comes out.
- Moore takes out both of his opponents.
- Lane misses a suicide dive to the floor.
- Big train wreck on the floor.
- Back in the ring, Helms takes on Lane.
- Miss Hancock makes her way down as Three Count beats on Lane.
- Hiptoss-senton from Moore.
- Lane hits his former finisher, a forward Russian legsweep.
- Miss Hancock joins the broadcast booth.
- Hancock: "They don't know what they're missing, they should have never gotten rid of me."
- Helms goes up top, and hits a Lo-Down.
- Karagias tags in.
- Lane catches Evan up top, but Evan turns it into a running powerbomb off the second rope.
- Jawbreaker from Lane.
- Norman tags in against Moore.
- Norman with the spinning bodyslam.
- Some music hits while Norman does the big wiggle.
- Miss Hancock takes her hair down.
- Miss Hancock dances on the announce table.
- Everyone is transfixed watching Hancock.
- She gives Lane the brush-off, and walks off.
- Back in the ring, Norman locks on the Norman Conquest.
- Charles Robinson is distracted walking Hancock walk, but recovers to notice Evan tapping.
- Lane and Norman win.
- Norman gets dumped so that Three Count can dance again.
- Bad, bad match.
- Tank Abbott makes his way down.
- Abbott shoves Helms and Moore down, and kicks Karagias out of the ring.
- In the back, Meng and "Big Al" are talking.
- Rick Fuller makes his way down.
- Welcome back, Rick. Time for your 20-second job.
- Tank, nobody cares about you.
- Tank is distracted by "Big Al" at ringside, allowing Fuller an advantage.
- Abbott KO's Fuller with a punch.
- Of course, nobody really cares about Abbott, so I'm sure I didn't miss anything.
- Iaukea talks about facing Psychosis on Thunder.
- Iaukea: "Psychosis, meet Psycho Sexy. I'm going to make you my next hit."
- Kidman and the skimpily-dressed Torrie make their way out.
- Vampiro is his partner.
- Their opponents, first out: La Parka!
- Parka does the Thinker pose.
- His partner, TAFKA Prince Iaukea.
- I thought this match was supposed to be Kidman/Vampiro vs. Juvi/Psychosis. In fact, Psychosis' music started playing for a second before La Parka's music started playing and he came out.
- Vampiro stomps a mudhole in TAFKA, then he and Kidman go to work on both opponents.
- Headscissors from Kidman, who stays in the ring with TAFKA.
- Parka and Vamp tag in.
- Parka Polka!
- Parka with some LOUD slaps, Vampiro blocks a Tornado DDT, and Psychosis hits a Russian legsweep.
- A Vampiro spinwheel kick sends Parka to the floor.
- TAFKA slams Vampiro, goes up top, but gets met with a foot to the face.
- Paisley and Torrie catfight.
- Vamp wants a tag, but Kidman is dealing with Torrie.
- Vampiro with a double-facebuster, and makes a disgusted tag.
- Vampiro leaves the ring as Kidman deals with both men.
- Parka kicks Kidman in the gut, and TAFKA jumps from the second buckle and hits a DDT for the pin on Kidman!
- Lots of stereotypical Italian stuff.
- Post-commercial, the Mamalukes are at the "wedding reception."
- Vito gives his sister some money for a down payment on a house.
- Rhonda Singh makes her way out, with a "Monster Ripper" nickname.
- This match is in the women's division.
- Her opponent....could it be? YES!!! MONA!!!
- Awwww yeah, my night just got better.
- Fat Eddie Ferrera's music hits. I take back what I said about my night getting better.
- Rhonda holds the ropes open for Fat Eddie.
- Fat Eddie calls Rhonda "his girl."
- Fat Eddie says he's found a role for Madusa in the women's division - guest referee.
- Reason #9238183 why WCW is on crack - their continued insistence on pushing Madusa.
- Rhonda bulls Mona over to start.
- Mona with a takedown, and chops.
- Rhonda with a chest-block, and an avalanche in the corner.
- Rhonda drops a huge leg.
- Another chest-block.
- Mona to the apron, and then a springboard cross-body.
- Madusa is slow to the count.
- Mona with a missile dropkick. She only gets two.
- Rhonda bullies Madusa into the corner.
- Mona attempts a sunset flip.
- Fat Eddie holds onto Rhonda's hands.
- Madusa kicks their hands apart.
- Rhonda doesn't go over.
- Rhonda nails Madusa, then hits a sitdown splash on Mona.
- Fat Eddie slides in to count the pin. Rhonda wins.
- I hope WCW rots in hell.
- Flair rants about Hogan being an "easy one."
- Flair rants some more.
- TP makes his way down with his Hogan/Sting chair.
- As Liz disrobes TP, Funk enters the ring.
- Funk roughly rips TP's pants off.
- When TP turns around, Funk jabs at him.
- Funk with ten punches in the corner.
- Funk with a horrible running clothesline.
- Funk gets dumped, and TP takes the advantage.
- Funk reverses a guardrail whip, and gets a table.
- Liz distracts Funk, allowing TP to regain the advantage.
- TP press-slams Funk through the table.
- TP continues to work the back.
- TP signals for the Rack.
- TP goes for the Rack, but Funk with a low blow.
- Funk with a DDT for two, and a reverse neckbreaker.
- Funk goes up top the top rope.
- TP moves.
- Liz slides the chair in for the DQ.
- TP chairs Funk.
- TP goes to break Funk's arm, but Arn Anderson runs out and takes the chair, so that TP can't break the arm.
- It won't be the World Title. It'll be the US title.
- David Flair and Crowbar trash the wedding reception, and leave.
- Madden: "I can't believe that, in pro wrestling, a cake ended up thrown on somebody."
- Big T and St. Stevie Ray make their way out.
- J. Biggs is taped up.
- Flair and Crowbar come out covered in wedding cake.
- The Mamalukes jump them in the aisle.
- In the ring, Vito with a suplex on Crowbar.
- Vito drops a top-rope elbow on Crowbar.
- Big T takes on Vito while Johnny press-drops Torgo Flair.
- Stevie takes on Vito.
- Crowbar steals Vito's hat and mocks them.
- Superkick from Vito.
- The Mamalukes doubleteam Big T.
- Torgo and Crowbar both tag in.
- Crowbar dumps Flair, and Stevie comes in.
- Crowbar with a brief advantage, but Stevie hits the Slapjack.
- Vito breaks the pin to save the belts.
- David Flair hits Stevie with the crowbar, and Vito cradles him for the pin.
- Post-match, Harlem Heat wipes the mat with the Mamalukes.
- After Harlem Heat leaves, Flair and Crowbar come in to apply more punishment to the Mamalukes.
- Security has to pull Flair and Crowbar off.
- The Mamalukes do a stretcher job as the wedding guests wail in the back.
- Kanyon says that Dustin Rhodes is a horrible actor.
- Allegedly, Kanyon has been released from WCW, and this is his last match.
- Vito hops off the stretcher, and yells for Mean Gene
- Bam Bam Bigelow makes his way down.
- Woah! WCW folk are going to be making an appearance at Landmark Mall in Alexandria, VA. When I lived in Alexandria, I could see that mall out my window.
- Bigelow's opponent, The Wall.
- Wall opens up early.
- Bigelow with a plundah-laden comeback.
- Bigelow misses the diving headbutt.
- Wall with a kendo stick.
- Wall tries to put a table in the ring, but Bigelow uses it for a jawbreaker.
- Bigelow sets up a table, but Wall puts Bigelow on top of it.
- Wall goes to the second buckle, but Bigelow catches him.
- Bigelow delivers a hotshot through the table.
- Bigelow signals for the Greetings, and hits it for the pin.
- Back in the ring, Wall recovers and chokeslams Bigelow.
- Vito challenges Flair and Crowbar to an Italian Stretcher Match.
- Dustin Rhodes makes his way out in a snazzy red vest.
- His opponent - Kanyon.
- Kanyon is escorted by two Nitro Girls.
- Kanyon gets on the stick.
- Kanyon rants about being Hollywood, but Rhodes schoolboys him for two.
- Kanyon dumps Rhodes over the top.
- The ref takes a chair away from Kanyon.
- Kanyon chases the ref, but gets met with a Rhodes clothesline.
- Rhodes off the ropes with a bulldog.
- Rhodes sets up for Shattered Dreams.
- Rhodes hits it.
- Kanyon fights back, still selling the ballshot.
- Kanyon comes off the ropes, but gets met with a type of Bossman Slam.
- Rhodes covers for the pin.
- So long, Kanyon.
- Blah blah blah bruddah blah blah whatcha gonna do blah.
- No Midnight, so it seems that the rumors may be true and she's also apparently been released by WCW.
- Gene calls him "Booker T."
- Booker says that his music is just a constant reminder of what's going to happen to Big T at Superbrawl.
- Demon makes his entrance.
- Demon drools blood.
- "Leave It To Beaver" music brings out Booker.
- The announcers continue to introduce Booker as "Booker T."
- Demon with a back-elbow.
- Booker ducks a clothesline and hits a running forearm.
- Spin kick from Booker.
- Axe kick, breakdance.
- 110th St. Slam, cover, pin.
- Michael Buffer is back doing the honor.
- Flair makes his way out first.
- Hogan makes his way out.
- Sign: "Hulk, buy the Islanders."
- They circle each other.
- The crowd chants for Hogan.
- Hogan shoves Flair off, and flexes at him.
- Hogan with a pair of shoulderblocks.
- Hogan with a one-handed test of strength.
- Hogan no-sells Flair's chop. F***er.
- Hogan backdrops Flair, clotheslines him, and clotheslines Flair over the top.
- Hogan continues to no-sell on the floor.
- Back, in the ring, Hogan continues to no-sell all of Flair's offense.
- Flair with a low-blow that Hogan actually sells.
- Flair clips the knee.
- Flair works the knee.
- Flair locks on the Figure Four.
- I don't think Flair has beaten anyone on TV with the Figure Four in years.
- Hogan reverses the hold.
- Flair breaks the hold.
- Hogan favors the left knee.
- Flair goes up top and, of course, gets caught and tossed.
- Hogan clotheslines Flair, but Hogan goes down with the knee.
- Hogan Hulks up in the corner. Of course.
- Hogan no-sells a chop off the ropes.
- Flair begs off.
- Hogan with punches in the corner, then a bite.
- Flair Flip gets met with a clothesline on the apron.
- Hogan suplexes Flair back into the ring.
- Flair begs off again.
- Flair goes to the eyes.
- Flair goes for a suplex, and sells a hurt back.
- Hogan with more punishment.
- Avalanche clothesline from Hogan.
- Nick Patrick pulls Hogan off of Flair.
- Flair gets some knucks, and punches Hogan.
- Jimmy Hart runs down.
- Let the clusterf*** begin.
- Hart complains to the ref, and gets punched by Flair.
- Flair drops an elbow. Only gets two.
- Hogan Hulks up.
- Tony: "It's a scene we've seen over and over again." Ain't that the f***ing truth.
- Hogan with the big boot, drops the leg, and Total Package runs in for the save.
- Jimmy Hart whacks TP with his cast.
- Hart goes to whack Liz, but TP makes the save.
- Flair works Hogan over.
- Terry Funk tries to run in, but TP beats on him.
- Hogan Hulks up and fights off both TP and Flair by himself.
- Hogan clears the ring.
- Madden: "[Hogan] looks like a hot dog left in the microwave too long."
- As Hogan poses, TP runs back in and hits him over the head with a baseball bat.
- TP puts the chair on Hogan's arm, and stomps the chair.
- TP beats Hogan's arm with a baseball bat.
- Sid rants about Jarrett's plans backfiring.
- Gene comes to the ring.
- Kitty tells Gene to leave.
- Kitty says that James Brown is out back.
- Kitty says James Brown is a little nervous.
- Kitty says that James is just going to sit in the back and play Kitty's music.
- James Brown music plays as Kitty dances.
- Maestro comes down, saying that everyone knows that the Maestro and his piano are the star of the show.
- Kitty rushes Maestro in the aisle, and chases him to the back.
- Are they THAT desperate for something to fill TV time?
- Michael Buffer is still doing the honors.
- US champ Jeff Jarrett makes his way out.
- This match is for Jarrett's US title.
- World Champ Sid makes his way down.
- Jarrett attacks at the bell.
- Big clothesline from Sid.
- Jarrett slides between the legs, but gets met with another clothesline.
- Jarrett gets clotheslined over the top?
- Jarrett gets whipped over the announce table.
- Sid hits Jarrett with a water bottle. Guess a bag of popcorn wasn't available.
- Sid sets up for the Chokeslam, but Jarrett kicks him between the wickets.
- Jarrett locks on a sleeper.
- Sid gets the hand up on the third check.
- Sid fights back.
- Sid eats boot on an avalanche clothesline.
- Jarrett goes for a second-rope axehandle, but Sid catches him in the sack.
- Sid chokeslams Jarrett, and signals for the powerbomb.
- Mickey Jay gets poked in the eye, and Jarrett backdrops out of the powerbomb.
- Jarrett hits Sid with the US belt.
- The ref counts, but Sid kicks out at two.
- Jarrett gives Mickey Jay the Stroke.
- Jarrett tries to deliver the Stroke to Sid, but Sid reverses it into the Crippler Crossface.
- Jarrett taps, but the ref is out.
- The Harris Boys run in.
- Sid double-clotheslines the Harrises, but Jarrett has the guitar.
- Jarrett kabongs Sid, and nWo ref Mark Johnson runs in to count the pin.
- And with that, we fade to black.
