- David is wearing a lock of his father's hair around his neck.
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Sign: Bill.... Say it ain't so (with so not showing)
- What did you do this time Bill (the owner of DDT Digest)?
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Front of Russo's shirt: 3-0. Back of Russo's shirt: With 2 Shaved Heads.
- Russo tells the crowd to settle down and gives the mic to Jarrett.
- Jarrett: "Billy Kidman, you little back stabbing slapnut."
- Jeff says that Kidman got what he deserved when Goldberg flattened him on Monday.
- Jeff says that tonight he's going to take a chunk out of Kidman's ass.
- From the looks of it, Jarrett is carrying around a new WCW World Title belt.
- Jarrett says that Hogan is going to get his title shot at the GAB.
- Jeff....Say it ain't so.
- Jeff says that he beat Nash and Hogan in consecutive nights.
- Jarrett: "That right all my little slapnuts, only the Chosen One can say that."
- Jeff tells him to get his old ass in a his wheel chair and roll down to the ring and he'll get the 1-2-3 on him.
- Russo tells the inbreds to settle down. The crowd is chanting "Russo sucks" now and Russo says that they retired Ric Flair.
- Clips from Nitro play as they shave Ric's head and then Goldberg beating Nash in front of his nephew.
- Russo says that in the twenty plus years, they were the first to shave his head.
- Russo says that he's had a change of heart and that he's going to bring him back tonight. He then holds up a Mr. Potatohead and throws it into the crowd.
- He talks about Goldberg beating up Nash in front of his own nephew.
- Russo asks what kind of a man would stoop so low and Nash's voice comes over and says, "A dead man."
- Nash says that Russo's ass is his tonight. Nash says that he was originally going to take his foot and shove it.... Russo then stops him.
- Nash says that ever since he broke his ankle, he hasn't been able to twist his foot (Or work a good match) and that he'd just shove the black bat up his [ass].
- Nash comes down to the ring and beats on Jobber Security with the bat as Russo says that Goldberg is coming.
- Russo hides outside the ring as Nash comes into the ring. He hits David Flair with the bat as The Cat gets into his karate stance. Nash nails him with the bat.
- Russo and Jarrett escape through the crowd. Nash follows them as we go to break.
- The green lights and smoke bring out those weed smoking dudes.
- Clips play from the GAB with The Mamalukes vs. Kronic.
- Adams takes the microphone and says that the biggest joke in WCW is how they lost their tag titles to Stasiak and Palumbo.
- He says that they played the game and won the #1 Contenders Match.
- Chris Candido, thankfully without Tammy, comes out instead of Stasiak and Palumbo.
- Candido says that they're just like everyone else back there, "want, want, want."
- Candido says that he's tired of something and says that he's brought a NJ friend with him.
- It turns out to be Bam Bam Bigelow.
- Clark and Candido brawl in the ring with Clark beating on him in the corner.
- Clark sends Chris off the ropes and Candido goes under him. He then executes an enzuigiri.
- Clark no-sells it though as Candido goes up to the second rope.
- Candido goes off and Clark catches him and executes what looks like a cobra clutch slam.
- Clark catches him and executes a powerslam.
- Tag out to Adams and they both sends him off the ropes and nail him with shoulderblocks. Candido though fights back with some shots and sends him off the ropes.
- Adams catches him though and picks him up and drops him down.
- Adams ducks a clothesline from Candido and executes a full nelson into a chokeslam or something.
- Clark hits him in the corner and Adams hits a fireman's carry into a DDT.
- Triple B runs in and beats on both men.
- Clark comes into the ring, I guess making him the legal man as Adams and Triple B brawl outside the ring.
- Clark hits a shoulderblock as Adams comes into the ring.
- There's High Time from Kronic and that will be all for Candido at around three and a half minutes.
- After the match Bigelow pounds on Kronic but it has no effect and they pound back.
- Security runs into the ring and breaks up the fight.
- For what it was, nice match.
- Clips are shown from Monday Night with Big Vito beating Terry Funk.
- The Mamalukes make their way out together and Big Vito says that he retired Terry Funk and that he became the main man.
- Big Vito says he's going to be a fighting champion and that he's from Staton Island, New York.
- He asks Johnny what he thinks of it and Johnny asks him why he deserves to be champion.
- Vito says that the reason is because he beat Terry Funk.
- Johnny says that he could've done it but he was locked in the locker room.
- Vito says the belt isn't going to come between them and Vito puts the belt on him because he loves him.
- Vito raises his hand and Vito leaves the ring and tells the crowd to cheer for him.
- Vito then nails him with a kendo stick and sets a table up on the outside of the ring.
- He beats him with the kendo stick and also then breaks a wooden cane on Johnny's back.
- Is this even a real match?
- Johnny then executes a great looking Jumping DDT through the table from the ring apron.
- The Wolfpac music plays and Nash comes down to the ring with his bat.
- Johnny The Bull charges at him with something and Nash hits him with a baseball bat for a no contest at a minute.
- Nash just says that he's looking for Russo and leaves.
- In the back Russo is scared saying that Nash is going to kill him.
- Why not try 911?
- Clips from Buff and Shane fighting come on.
- Does WCW have like two tag teams left?
- Shane says that Bagwell must have a few things going through his head.
- 1. My head hurts from the brass knuckles.
- 2. Why did my partner knock me senseless on Nitro?
- Shane says that he's going to tell him and shoot it straight.
- The reason why was because 30 days ago they had a lot of contracts and Buff decided to play tough guy and leave The Franchise high and dry.
- Shane says that the only time Buff was on the top of WCW was when he was with himself.
- He says that he now knows what it's like to get your ass Franchised or something to that extent.
- Buff Bagwell runs down to the ring and attacks Shane.
- He pounds on him and Chris Candido and Bigelow run down and attack Buff.
- Something gets bleeped as the three of them beat on Buff.
- Kronic's music plays though and they run down to the ring and Buff gets up and all three pound on the NB members.
- The New Blood members get dumped to the outside of the ring as we cut to Rick Steiner and Tank Abbott arriving at the arena.
- This goes to Shawn Stasiak and Chuck Palumbo who mock them.
- Rick and Tank are right behind them though and beat on them.
- Tank: "That the magic of videotape, boys. That was shot two hours ago."
- My mistake, WCW has four tag teams. Candido/Bigelow, Kronic, Stasiak/Palumbo, and Tank/Steiner.
- Hey WCW, you could have six if you had Psychosis/La Parka and Los Fabulousos.
- Kanyon does the Diamond Cutter sign and brings it down. The fireworks go off and he stumbles around. Hah!
- What else happens but clips from Nitro are shown.
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Kanyon says something that I couldn't understand and then says that he's
feeling real positive tonight.
- Chris says that he's feeling so positive he's willing to team up with the guy who tried to kill him.
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Bottom line is that he's going to be signing his new book, Positively Kanyon,
this Friday in some Kentucky town with the co-author "Smoky" Mark Madden.
- He will also be on Craig Kilborne on Monday with the hip, current Bon Jovi.
- He does the badda bing, badda boom, badda bang and then jumps around.
- That was pretty damn funny.
- Awesome takes the microphone and says that he and Kanyon wouldn't be out there if they weren't ready to kick some "ba-jabronie ass."
- He stuttered or something right there.
- Awesome says he doesn't have time for Scott Steiner and calls out anyone from the back.
- Wow! I guess we got a fifth tag team. Come on Russo, make it seven. We want La Parka/Psychosis and Los Fabulousos!
- Tank and Rick Steiner come down to the ring.
- The match starts and Tank and Awesome start off brawling in the corner.
- Tank drops him down and on the outside of the ring Steiner throws Kanyon into the guardrail.
- He chokes Awesome and holds him. Steiner goes to the top rope but Positively Kanyon pulls the ropes and he falls to the outside of the ring.
- Kanyon gets Tank down as the other two brawl on the outside.
- Awesome continues to beat on him as Kanyon sets up a table on the outside of the ring.
- Steiner comes up from behind and hits him hard in the head.
- The wig stays on.
- He nails Tank with a Steinerline by accident and the ref declares the match a no contest at a minute and a half.
- Stasiak and Palumbo run down to the ring and beat on Tank and Rick.
- This doesn't last long as Scott Steiner runs out,
- He clotheslines Palumbo to the outside of the ring.
- Scott gives a Tazplex to Awesome.
- The announcers say he's helping his brother out.
- Rick throws Stasiak out and they face each other in the ring.
- Before we can see what happens we go to break.
- Three matches, two no contests. Not a good night so far.
- Usual entrances for both men besides Kidman getting some fireworks.
- Jarrett's wearing regular clothes.
- Jarrett starts beating on him and Kidman hits a headscissors and a dropkick.
- Jeff catches Kidman going off the ropes and drops his throat on the top rope.
- Jarrett hits a back elbow and sends him to the outside of the ring.
- The Chosen One then drops him on the guardrail.
- Jarrett: "Tights or no tights. I'm still The Chosen One."
- Kidman gets thrown into the guardrail and then throws him into the ring.
- Kidman reverses a rope whip and misses a dropkick.
- Jarrett then slingshots him to the outside of the ring.
- The Filthy Animals make their way down to the ring.
- Jarrett takes the microphone and tells him that he can win the match on his own.,
- Kidman sneaks behind him and executes a roll up for the two count.
- I guess you do need them.
- Kidman then drops him with a short powerbomb and gets a two count.
- Kidman goes to the top rope and Jarrett crotches him.
- Tygress is at the announce table and the audio on her headset is messed up.
- Jarrett goes up with him and Kidman knocks him and drops down with a sunset flip for a two count.
- Tygress: "We're here to support our people."
- God, she's trying to act like a 'hood person. She sucks at it.
- Jarrett goes for a powerbomb and Kidman executes a facejam.
- YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB KIDMAN!
- God, Tygress, please shut up.
- Kidman goes off the top rope with a splash and gets a two count.
- Rey distracts the ref and Konnan whacks Kidman with the guitar.
- Jarrett picks him up and executes The Stroke for the pin at four minutes.
- The FA continue to beat on him and Kevin Nash runs down to the ring.
- The FA run but Jarrett is in the ring still and meets Nash's big boot.
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He strangles Jarrett with a belt and drags him to the back and we go to
break.
- I guess this answers the famous saying, "I wonder what Vampiro is doing is now" as he makes his way down to the ring.
- Vampiro says that it's been three days since he sent Steve Borden to hell and his career up in smoke.
- He says that he can still smell his flesh and hear his voice and that he feels no remorse.
- Vampiro says that all the fans have been brainwashed by the T-shirts, the posters, etc.
- No Vampiro, that's the WWF fans and their "The Rock is more talented then everyone in WCW put together" saying.
- Vampiro asks what Sting knows about the Darkside and the answer is nothing.
- Vampiro tells a fan to take his Sting mask off and runs to the outside of the ring and toward the fans.
- He pushes a fan and tells the fan to take the mask off.
- She takes it off and spits a red liquid in his face.
- Woah! It's Asya!
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She sticks her tongue out at Vampiro as he smiles.
- Ohh lordy. It's the Demon and his red tongue.
- The Demon pounds on him and executes a nice double underhook suplex.
- He points to Asya and sticks his red tongue out.
- Vampiro brings him down with a clothesline and has his blowtorch in one of his hands.
- Dale Tolberg (Who plays The Demon) and Asya are apparently engaged. What an odd wedding that should be.
- Asya has jumped over the barricade and runs in and jumps on Vampiro's back.
- Vampiro backs into the corner and she falls off.
- Vampiro executes the Nail In The Coffin on her and then taunts and faces the crowd.
- The Demon jumps him from behind and they brawl down the aisle.
- Vampiro gains the advantage and The Demon twirls and sends Vampiro into the guardrail.
- The Demon throws Vampiro into his coffin and The Demon has a blowtorch.
- He teases that he's going to light the thing on fire, but doesn't and checks on Asya.
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As we go to break, Vampiro gets out of the coffin looking like he just came
from a party thrown by Kronic.
- As long as WCW doesn't get into the supernatural crap, I don't mind it. I doubt they're going to go as far into it as Bischoff was planning before he got fired.
- Daffney says that she can't believe David did this to her and they he broke her heart.
- She calls Hancock a backstabbing bimbo and calls him pathetic.
- She says that "Peacock is kind of girl that wants to get her legs broken by Daffney".
- Daffney actually has nice microphone skills when she's not screaming.
- Miss Hancock, with her arms behind her back, makes her way down to the ring.
- I haven't heard "snoochie boochies" yet.
- Daffney asks how she could do that and Hancock tells her to calls her fianceé out from the back.
- They get into a catfight and Hancock's jacket comes off.
- Penzer gets involved and he gets knocked out.
- Daffney is choking her and David Flair comes down and pulls her off of Hancock.
- He asks what she's doing and Daffney is crying.
- Crowbar is down now and David gets down on his knees and executes a low blow to him.
- David and Hancock leave as Daffney checks on Crowbar.
- A Crowbar/Daffney relationship. I like this.
- God, that US Title is really useless right now isn't it?
- Crowbar is demanding a match with David Flair tonight.
- He calls Bischoff, Bitchoff and talks about Monday and how he doesn't follow rules that well.
- He says he has freaks nationwide and says that the only thing The Cat does is get an ass kicking that belongs to Bischoff and Russo.
- One of the Jobber Security members has The Cat's white robe.
- Maybe we'll have a clean finish.
- But I doubt it.
- Steiner attacks with some knees, punches, boots, and chops.
- He then hurls him out of the corner and The Cat rolls to the outside of the ring and complains.
- The Cat walks out on the match as Steiner has his back towards the ref.
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The Cat slides in and lands a few inches away from Steiner! Hah
- Steiner just looks down at him and then pounds on him some more.
- Off the ropes and he executes a clothesline, followed by an elbow drop.
- Jobber Security trip Big Poppa Pump and The Cat hits him with a standing sidekick.
- The Cat punches him down and then executes the Dancing Elbow (Madden said it, not me).
- Two count only and then sends him off the ropes.
- Steiner ducks and goes for a German Suplex, but The Cat executes a low blow.
- He follows it up with doing a split and jabbing Steiner's throat. Two count only.
- The Cat throws Steiner to Jobber Security and they actually get an offensive move in as they all beat on him.
- Into the ring, they hold Scott and Tony actually mentions the fact that most of these kids are students at the Power Plant.
- The Cat executes a standing sidekick and Steiner knocks them all away as one of the hoochies (Their damn names are so damn confusing) distracts The Cat, the other one nails The Cat with a flying crossbody!
- Steiner clotheslines him down and executes a Tazplex.
- Madden: "I've never seen a luchadore with breast implants."
- Steiner executes a Belly-To-Belly and then executes the Steiner Recliner for the submission win at four minutes.
- Steiner and his hoochies celebrate.
- The Cat takes the microphone and says that since he's the commissioner, Scott Steiner is now disqualified and The Cat is the winner. He also bans the Steiner Recliner.
- The Cat collapses, then gets up and dances some more.
- He then falls over from back pain.
- I've known Crowbar for a while now since his days as Devon Storm.
- They both come down to the ring with the same music.
- Flair has the Statue Of Liberty, shaving cream, and a razor with him.
- Crowbar beats him up on the outside of the ring and sends him into the ring where he executes a chop.
- Crowbar sends him off the ropes and executes a spinning back elbow.
- The announcers mention how David retired his father and a thought comes to my mind that I'd love it if Shane McMahon retired Vince, then Stephanie retired Shane, and Linda retired Stephanie, and Linda didn't appear on TV. Now that would bring the WWF up a point in my book.
- Flair gains the advantage though and hits weak chops in the corner.
- Crowbar reverses him and hits some more moves.
- David catches him from behind and hits a really bad looking move.
- David misses an elbow drop and Crowbar gains the advantage.
- Crowbar drops a leg onto David Flair's crotch.
- Crowbar slams David Flair and executes a slingshot splash for a two count.
- David rolls to the outside of the ring. Crowbar follows and slams his head into the guardrail, then hits him with a chair.
- Crowbar then twists his arm and clotheslines him.
- Crowbar opens a chair and sits David on it.
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Crowbar goes into the ring and jumps over the top rope and onto David.
- David gets his head slammed into the guardrail and gets hit with a chair again.
- David sneaks behind him and picks him up and crotches him on the guardrail.
- Flair sends him into the ring and executes a gutwrench slam or something like that for a two count.
- The announcer's aren't helping me at all.
- Chops by Flair and then executes a double underhook suplex.
- Two count only and David does some strutting.
- Flair sets him up on the top turnbuckle and executes a pretty bad Superplex. He let him go to early.
- Two count only.
- Flair chops him some more and Crowbar fights back. Crowbar ducks his head and Flair goes for a suplex, but Crowbar reverses it and executes a front suplex for a two count.
- This match has gone on way too long.
- Crowbar starts the first step to raping David Flair by tearing his shirt off anc chokes him with it. He then hurls him across the ring and executes a DVD.
- Crowbar goes to the apron and executes a slingshot legdrop for a two count.
- This has been seven minutes now.
- David begs off like his father used to do as a heel.
- Crowbar approaches him and just like his Dad would do, he sends Crowbar to the the ring and struts.
- Crowbar shoulderblocks him from the apron and goes for a sunset flip.
- He brings him down by David hits him with the Statue Of Liberty and pins him at seven and a half minutes.
- That should have been cut in half. Crowbar couldn't execute the great moves he can do usually with David and David is still a sloppy worker, even though he is one of my favorites.
- After the match he starts shaving some of Crowbar's hair and Daffney runs in. David throws Daffney and continues to cut Crowbar's hair.
- Miss Hancock's music plays and she comes down to the ring and teases David Flair. He leaves the ring quickly and follows her to the back.