Wedding Advice

Good luck with the marrying and remember:

1. When someone in the bride's family goes to shake your hand, check with the crowd response first. That way, you'll know if a sucker punch is coming.
2. If someone you don't like is hanging out near the entranceway, get ready for a run-in.
3. Remember to use at least three catchphrases.
4. Talk about yourself in the third person (i.e. instead of saying "I do", say "Bill does").