Here's my theory, just for grins 'n giggles:
Sure, we all know it's Rick Steiner, a bulky somewhat-short stiff-working brawler, under all the black and white get-up. Then I thought, if this was a good mystery, it wouldn't be the most obvious candidate. So who then, would it be?
Stiff, somewhat short, bulky brawler - hey, it's Tank Abbott!! :j
How can you resist laying this aside for your first-born son-William La Parka, Jr? http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=538365944
Long time reader, first time emailer. I found out why Hacksaw Jim Duggan really quit Team Canada:I recommend you read the entire article. It's really funny, given the context.
Last night I was watching a VH1 program about KISS. Yes, I was watching a show about KISS.
Eventually they get around to interviewing Dale Torborg. He kind of wavered between being fairly cool and lucid, and then rambling about standing up for KISS and being the one they send for when there is a problem.
Later on, when I was checking my email, I did a search for Dale Torborg on Yahoo. Why, you may ask? I don't know.
This is where it gets scary and conspiratorial. The very first link that Yahoo listed was the official site of the XFL team known as the Demons. Strange, huh?
This sort of thing cannot be good for our beloved wrestling. By, "this sort of thing," I mean Dale Torborg.
Thought you might like to see the two Christmas tree ornaments my mother-in-law gave me this year.
If you can't tell from the crappy picture and the grossly exaggerated muscles, they are Kevin Nash and "Hollywood" Hogan (complete with black beard make-up effect).
I put them on my tree as a joke, and then the strangest thing happened.
My Christmas Tree moved my couch out of the living room and inserted itself as the Number One furnishing. It then went on to dictate the arrangement of all the other furnishings in the room.
Those that didn't fall in line (my favorite chair, for instance) were left out on the lawn for the house down the street (which has a lot more money) to pick up.
The identity of the Masked Straightjacketed Mystery Opponent was not revealed during Wednesday's episode of WCW Thunder, leaving open the possibility that somebody might book himself into the main event of Sunday's pay-per-view at the last minute and win the WCW World Title, brother.
And, I've also got my response. Click here.