WCW Thunder - Thursday, March 4, 1999

By A-L-Single D-O

Okay, why the funky name in the e-mail link? You'll find out after the report.
- Bill Fluty gives the word:
  Thanks, as always, for the time and effort expended in your weekly Thunder report. I concur with the reader's view regarding upsets. This is a time honored method of setting up or continuig feuds utilizing a third party.
  In this case, Booker T was the victim of outside interference from Disco, resulting in Jerry Flynn getting the upset victory over someone higher on the card. This ups the heat between Booker and Disco, and Flynn gets the distinction of a win over a higher card wrestler, even it it's via outside help. And it possibly gets a third wrestler involved in the feud, although I doubt Flynn will get that much of a push.
  I do like Jerry Flynn, however; I always pull for the lower card guys, and these occasional upsets add credibility; when I saw the match was to be Booker vs Flynn, I thought there's no way in hell Booker would lose. So I was surprised by the outcome. Flynn's mini-push continues (sort of like Norman Smiley's, who now seems to be absent), as he actually gets some press as one of the featured wrestlers on the next WCWSN. Gee, with guys like Flynn and Smiley getting something of a chance these days, maybe 1999 will be the year Jumpin' Joey Maggs makes a comeback!
  The bad part of the show was the Luchadores still jobbing or simply wrestling each other. Looks as if Psychosis is being set up to challenge Kidman for the Cruiser title. Do you think they would actually give him the belt? And, I get ticked when I tune in to Thunder or WCWSN and see constant replays of skits and matches from Nitro. I would much rather see a couple more matches, even lower card matches, than have to fast forward through replays and music videos. Bret Hart's star seems to have dimished, as he's gone rapidly from U.S. Champ to wrestling Disco on Thunder. But then, at WCW, it seems the inmates do run the asylum.
- A.C. "Don't Call Me Slater" Ansani mentions:
  Nice job on the reports, please keep up the good work.
  Thunder is getting to be too much of the Nitro highlight show. How many time will they show the Kimberly out of the limo, DDP interview highlights, Big Roid rants, etc. Everywhere I look says DDP got a six to eight week vacation, so start a new new angle already.
  Best crowd sign I have ever seen: Last night, when The Cat came out and started his stupid monologue, a pan shot up the runway showed someone with a big sign that said "Ernest Miller is not very good." or something to that same effect. Completely simple, and absolutely hilarious. I wonder if alot of people caught that one and also thought it was as funny as I did.
  My latest conspiracy theory: The Nash vs. Rey Nitro match could have been a job like the one the WWF did to Hart (Clark) in his final match with HBK where the ref gave the match up. In Rey's match, the Ref was counting before Nash was even on his back. Maybe Nash's surprised look was actually surprise. Also, Hart (Clark) completely pounded Disco last nite in a way that nWo doesn't usually get pounded. Could it be that higher ups at WCW are getting sick of Nash and the unpopular booking being done lately and are trying to crack the nWo clique? (I could have way too much time on my hands)
- Cornbread, The Hardcore Draft Pick, morphs into his SuperGigaTeraReallyCoolZord and roars:
  I thought you might find this interesting. The article at this location ran in the Friday Lantern at Ohio State for no apparent reason, since there has been no wrestling at the Schottenstein Center since Nitro in January. I think it was just someone hopping on the Anti-wrestling bandwagon.
  Also, on WNCI this morning, a couple of the personalities were talking about wrestling. They often do, and usually treat it with some respect, and they even have wrestlers on the show sometimes when they are in town. Well anyway, the woman on the show was talking about how wrestling is just a fad for kids, and then compared it to the Power Rangers. I was so pissed that I couldn't get back to sleep after hitting my snooze button.
  As an indy wrestler struggling to make it to the small time, I thought both of these comments were b.s., but I thought they were pretty lame. Yes, wrestling seems to be getting more and more popular, but so is ignorant people bashing it.
- William Baggett is Bout it Bout it with this message:
  Just a couple of thoughts:
  You'd have to watch univision, the spanish network, to see the Konnan video. BET wouldn't play that crap! :) Also, since Time Warner owns WCW *and* a record company, it makes sense that the album o crap is under the time warner umbrella. Why not tell what the name of the song is, the artist, and the name of the album? If you're going to advertise, do it right!!!!! Who's going to walk in to a record store and ask for "the song that konnan lip synchs to on wcw"? (well, who's going to ask for it anyway?)
  One other thought:
  Despite popular opinion, there is a way to enjoy a piper match. Just make "three stooges" noises everytime he headbutts, does the whirly-fist thing, or gives the two fingered eye poke, a la Moe.
- Mykll42 shares this before stealing another picnic basket:
  I'm not a big fan of The Cat. But he has doe one good thing for pro wrestling. He has correctly pointed out that Stevie Ray looks a lot like Yogi Bear. I knew he looked like a Hanna Barberra cartoon, but I could never think of which. Now I think Konnan and Rey should change their names to K-Dawgy Daddy and Augy Doggie and we could start a whole new stable.
- LesPaullyr answers the question that is stumping college professors across the globe -- Is Bret Hart nWo or nW-no?
  I just wanted to make a comment about your notes from your most recent Thunder update......
  Not to be technical, but in answer to your Bret Hart/Disco question, Bret Hart was never in the nWo. Not in the Wolfpack, and not in the Black-and-White. Bret Hart has even stated (I think in one of his Calgary Sun articles some time ago) that he had never officially joined up with either, although he was "romanced" by both factions.
  My best guess as to why he faced Disco that night, is to possibly set up Hart to turn face again, possibly to feud with that balding, egotistical, genetically challenged "Champion of the World" Hogan. But since the Thunder was taped, and not live, it remains to be seen wether or not it will eventually turn into a major angle or not. My only question at this point, concerning another Hart turn is: "Does anyone really care?"
  But I must admit I got a big kick out of the Canadian National Anthem according to Disco....
  Thanks for taking time to read my e-mail, and keep up the great work at DDT Digest. You rule, man!
From the March 1^st Nitro: Arn Anderson confronts David Flair and Torrie Wilson.
Opening montage.
We go to the locker room, where Arn tries to get Ric Flair to show his true feelings about his son to no avail.
We are LIVE from Winston-Salem, NC for two hours of Thunder!
- The triumverate of terror talk about the cage match at Uncensored.
- We'll hear from "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan tonight for the first time since his cancer surgery.
From the March 1^st Nitro: Ric Flair interview.
- Someone is flashing an Austin 3:16 shirt during this segment. Quick, someone get security!
A promo for the nWo-Red Logo T-Shirt.
From the March 1^st Nitro: Buff Bagwell and Scott Steiner vs. Goldberg and Rick Steiner.
Match #1: Hugh Morrus (w/ Jimmy Hart) vs. Rick Steiner
- Jimmy Hart brings out "The Man With the Braided Beard."
- Rick Steiner comes out. I guess the outcome won't be in doubt here.
- Steiner has "Bite Me" imprinted on his ass. No comment.
- Lockup to start.
- Morrus gets some kneelifts in, but Steiner fights back.
- Steiner whips Morrus and hits a flying forearm.
- Morrus goes out of the ring as Steiner acts like a canine.
- Back inside, Steiner tries a whip, but Morrus holds onto the ropes.
- Morrus tries to leapfrog over a running Steiner and gets slammed for his trouble.
- Morrus then gets control with help from Hart.
- Morrus does a scoop slam and goes up top.
- Morrus goes for an elbow drop, but Steiner moves out of the way.
- Steiner applies a belly-to-belly suplex.
- Steiner pounds away on Morrus.
- Steiner tries to sends Morrus into the corner, but Morrus reverses.
- As Hart holds onto Steiner's legs, Morrus gets a splash in.
- Morrus sends Steiner to the opposite corner and runs him over twice.
- Morrus scoop slams Steiner and goes up top.
- Once Morrus reaches the top turnbuckle, Steiner grabs him and drops him on his back.
- Hart gets on the apron for a distraction and gets pasted by Steiner.
- Steiner then goes up top.
- As Morrus gets to a vertical base, Steiner lands the bulldog for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Rick Steiner via top-rope bulldog in 3:33.
- Post-match, Steiner growls into the camera. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
A promo for Monday Nitro appears. This is notable because it features shots of Sean Waltman (known as Syxx) posing with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Good job, guys.
Promo for the WCW/nWo Thunder video game.
Scheme Gene calls out Dean Malenko and Chris Benoit.
- You know something is wrong when of all the men in the ring, Chris Benoit has the best mic skills.
  - On that note, Benoit has improved in his mic work over the past year, but he's no Arn Anderson.
- Benoit congratulates Curt Hennig and Barry Windham on winning the tag team belts by taking a page out of the Four Horsemen playbook.
- Benoit says that even though Windham was a former Horsemen, he does not know the mentality.
- Benoit says that payback will be vengenace, Horsemen style.
- When Gene speaks, he acts as if this pairing just formed. Little does this cueball know that these two have teamed up in the past in ECW. If my memory serves correctly, Malenko and Benoit even won the ECW tag team titles at one time.
- Malenko gets the mic and talks about Benoit's diving headbutt from the top of a fifteen-foot cage.
- Malenko says they did not go to Superbrawl to come up short.
- Malenko and Benoit then take off their belts!
- Malenko talks about a special stipulation for their match at Uncensored, in which eight belts will be suspended outside!
- Gene then mentions that the tag team title match will be in a lumberjack format. Eight guys, each with a belt, will be outside the ring.
WCWSN Promo. Featured are Perry Saturn (w/ black lipstick), Juventud Guerrera vs. Rey Mysterio, Jr., Hugh Morrus, and Meng vs. Barbarian.
Match #2: Al Greene vs. The Cat and Sonny Onoo in a handicap match.
- Al Greene comes out.
- James Brown-ish music brings out The Cat and Sonny Onoo.
- It appears this will be a handicap match to get the heels in shape for their match with Jerry Flynn at Uncensored.
- The Cat gets a mic.
- Cat wants to get Onoo ready for Flynn and wants him to whoop on Al Greene.
- Cat says he will start this match off and gives Greene to the count of five to get out.
- At "2," Greene attacks, sounding the bell.
- Greene pummels away.
- Greene hits a takedown.
- Greene whips Cat and hits a shoulderblock.
- Cat struggles to tag Onoo to no avail.
- Greene sends Cat down and applies a headlock.
- Off the ropes, Cat connects with a throat shot and a takedown.
- Greene goes outside and stalks Onoo.
- From behind, Cat nails Greene.
- Cat sends Greene to the rail.
- Eventually, Cat sends Greene back inside.
- Greene reverses a whip to the corner and splashes Cat.
- Greene lands some back elbows.
- Greene with a scoop slam.
- Onoo tries to come in, but leaves once Greene makes eye contact.
- Cat comes off the ropes and hits a sidekick.
- Cat teases tagging on Onoo and finally does so.
- As Cat holds Greene, Onoo hits the shittest roundhouse kick in the history of roundhouse kicks. The thing was closer to hitting me in Florida rather than the opponent in the ring.
- Onoo then makes a one-foot cover for the win.
- YOUR WINNERS: The Cat and Sonny Onoo via Onoo's roundhouse kick in 3:36.
- Well, at least Lenny Lane didn't do the job this time.
Did you ever notice that the people who do the anti-smoking commercials come off as total assholes? It kind of destroys the value of the message, I think.
Promo for WCW Uncensored.
In case we didn't get enough of the bald-headed geek, (No, not Paul Jones) Scheme Gene calls out Perry Saturn.
- Saturn comes out wearing his dress as a skirt. He is without makeup but has a dog collar and some chains.
- Saturn asks Gene what he is looking at.
- Saturn calls himself a bald bombshell.
- Saturn says that chicks dig a man in a dress. Maybe if these "chicks" were at the Blue Oyster bar in the Police Academy movies, but otherwise, uhh, no.
- Gene says that Saturn's outfit takes him back to Plato's Retreat in the 1980s.
- Saturn offers Chris Jericho a dog collar match at the PPV.
- Jericho and Ralphus come onto the entryway.
- Jericho wants to keep WCW a G-Rated company and keep R-Rated freaks like Saturn out.
- Jericho mentioned that the "R" in R-Rated stands for ridiculous.
- Jericho says that he will take the collar around his 24" neck if it will get the dress off of Saturn.
- Jericho ultimately refers to Saturn as "Klinger" from the TV series M.A.S.H.
- Saturn promises to come into the PPV with an outfit so freaky that it will make Marilyn Manson say, "Whoo! What a freak that guy is."
Match #3: Prince Iaukea vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
- Prince Iaukea comes out to do the job for...
- Bam Bam Bigelow. This is a mismatch, but you probably knew that.
- It really pains me to see Bigelow in such a pointless match. It's not that I mark out for the guy, but here's a dude about 6' 3" and over 300 lbs. who has great agility. I don't know if he still does it today, but he could cartwheel around the ring like a grade-schooler. Problem is, it's obvious that WCW does not know what to do with him.
- To start, Iaukea evades a charge by Bigelow.
- Iaukea does this again and hits a dropkick.
- Iaukea tries a baseball slide but is caught.
- Bigelow no-sells some kicks and grabs Iaukea's leg.
- Iaukea then comes out of that with an enziguri.
- Iaukea comes off the ropes into a Bigelow scoop slam.
- Bigelow then sets up for the Greetings From Asbury Park but Iaukea slips out.
- Iaukea goes to the ropes and gets sent outside.
- Out of the ring, Bigelow punishes Iaukea.
- Back in, Bigelow hits an elbow.
- Punch, punch, snapmare, chinlock.
- Iaukea elbows out, goes off the ropes and is sent down by a knee.
- Bigelow lands a forearm to the back.
- Bigelow sends Iaukea to the corner and runs him over.
- Bigelow covers for two.
- Bigelow lands a couple headbutts.
- Bigelow chokes Iaukea on the top rope to make sure we know who to boo in this match.
- Bigelow snapmares Iaukea.
- Bigelow goes to the ropes and drops a headbutt for two.
- Bigelow puts on an armbar.
- Bigelow then applies a wristlock.
- Bigelow then drops his body mass on Iaukea's left arm.
- Bigelow puts on a standing wristlock.
- Bigelow sends Iaukea into the corner.
- Bigelow then charges but runs into a bare foot.
- Iaukea comes back strong.
- Iaukea goes to the apron and hits a somersault senton for two.
- Iaukea tries this again and is caught by Bigelow.
- Bigelow then lands the Greetings for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Bam Bam Bigelow via Greetings From Asbury Park in 5:41.
This week in WCW Motorsports.
Match #4: Horace and Vince(nt) vs. Curt Hennig and Barry Windham in a NON-TITLE MATCH
- This is going to be nWo vs. ex-nWo.
- Hennig and Windham shake hands on the entryway.
- It will be Hennig and Horace to start.
- Lockup, Horace has a headlock.
- Horace hits a shoulderblock and a clothesline.
- Horace takes a shot at Windham but Hennig counters.
- Tag to Windham.
- Horace sends Windham to the ropes and hits a clothesline.
- The crowd stands up as if something is about to take place.
- Something does take place. Stevie Ray comes out and beats up Vince(nt).
- Back in the ring, the champs double-clothesline Horace.
- Stevie chases Vince(nt) to the back.
- Soon after, Benoit and Malenko charge the ring!
- Benoit lands a kick on Hennig, and the ref calls for the bell.
- YOUR WINNERS: Curt Hennig and Barry Windham via DQ in 1:49.
- Benoit and Malenko are beating the hell out of the tag team champs.
- Benoit sends Hennig to the ropes and hits a clothesline.
- Malenko back body drops Windham.
- Benoit and Malenko take off their belts.
- Windham gets a couple of lashes before escaping.
David Penzer calls out "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan!
- As much as I bitch about Duggan's ability in the ring, it's good to see him back.
- Duggan thanks everybody and gives out a HOOOOO!
- Duggan talks about his cancer diagnosis seven months ago.
- Duggan wants the crowd to bow their head as he prays.
- As Duggan openly prays to God, some jerks in the crowd boo.
  - Y'know, those of you that know me in person or communicate with me through e-mail and chat rooms know that I am not a very religious person. However, even I have enough respect to keep silent while someone is praying. What dicks.
- Duggan gives another HOOO!
- The crowd chants U-S-A.
- Duggan wants to thank those that prayed for him, those that sent cards and e-mails, and WCW for supporting him throughout the ordeal.
- Duggan is proud to be a part of WCW thanks to the support he received.
- Duggan thanks his doctor for removing the cancerous kidney.
- Duggan mentions the people afflicted with cancer made it possible for him to have the courage to overcome this ordeal.
- Duggan encourages the crowd to detect signs of cancer early.
- As for Duggan's wrestling career, he's talked it over with his family and so far it's undecided.
- If Duggan comes back, there will be no dirty gestures, words, etc. Only his board and his U.S. flag.
- Regardless of what others want, Duggan won't change.
- Duggan says he will make a big impact on the sport if he comes back, bigger than what he did for the last twenty years of his career.
- To close the interview, Duggan gets a U.S.A. chant going.
- My thoughts on all of this -- I think Duggan would do great in a non-wrestling role. However, there are enough guys in WCW vying for a piece of the action as it is and having another 40+ wrestler in the mix won't make things any better. Maybe if Duggan was ten years younger, I'd applaud this move. But, WCW needs to look at the younger guys, because five years from now, that's what will be important.
Promo for the WCW Superstar Series.
Match #5: Chavo Guerrero, Jr. vs. Kidman for the WCW Cruiserweight Title
- Chavo's slapping a few hands on the way out.
- Whoopass! He's facing Kidman!
- Lockup, Kidman breaks clean at the ropes.
- Lockup, Chavo teases a clean break but pushes Kidman.
- Chavo tries a belly-to-back suplex but Kidman flips out.
- Kidman then hits two dropkicks.
- Kidman sends Chavo out of the ring with a headscissors takeover.
- Kidman planchas over the top rope onto Chavo.
- Back inside, Kidman hits a gullotine legdrop.
- Chavo sends Kidman to the corner.
- As Chavo charges, Kidman uses the turnbuckle to leap over him.
- Kidman sends Chavo to the corner and misses a charge.
- Chavo then goes off the top rope and hits a bulldog.
- Chavo with a scoop slam.
- In the corner, Chavo beats on Kidman.
- Kidman sends Chavo into the corner, goes to the ropes, and hits a clothesline.
- Kidman stomps away on Chavo.
- Kidman sends Chavo to the ropes and telegraphs a back bodydrop.
- Chavo then kicks Kidman.
- Chavo locks on the Gory Special.
- Chavo flips Kidman over and gets a two count.
- Chavo puts on a variation of a chinlock.
- Chavo then changes it to a "normal" chinlock.
- Kidman applies a jawbreaker to get out.
- Kidman lands some punches.
- Chavo lifts Kidman by the legs and drops him face first.
- Off a reversal, Kidman hits his split-legged spinebuster for two.
- Chavo evades a crossbody attempt, sending Kidman out of the ring.
- On the floor, Chavo sends Kidman to the rail.
- Chavo tries again, but gets whipped to the rail himself.
- Kidman then charges at Chavo, but meets the rail when Chavo moves.
- Back inside, Chavo taunts the fans.
- Off the ropes, Chavo hits a clothesline for two.
- Chavo puts on a front chancery.
- Kidman hulks out and goes off the ropes.
- As Chavo charges, Kidman holds the ropes down so Chavo can eject himself.
- Back inside, Kidman goes up top and lands a crossbody for two.
- Kidman reverses a whip, both men go behind, and Kidman lands an atomic drop.
- Kidman then does what looks like Chavo's Tornado DDT for two! The announcers don't even call this move.
- Chavo does a butterfly release suplex for two.
- Chavo tries a powerbomb. Hasn't he watched enough tapes about Kidman?
- Faceslam. Two count.
- Kidman sends Chavo to the corner but misses a double-leg dive.
- Chavo then goes for the pin putting his legs on the ropes for leverage.
- 1...2...3! Or so we think.
- The ref caught Chavo's legs on the ropes and will not allow the pin.
- As Chavo argues with the ref, Kidman comes from behind and rolls him up for two.
- Chavo charges at Kidman and is sent over the top rope, landing on the apron.
- Chavo rams Kidman's head into the turnbuckle.
- Chavo leaps to the turnbuckle and is powerbombed off by Kidman!
- Kidman then goes up top and lands the Shooting Star Press for the win!
- YOUR WINNER: Kidman via Shooting Star Press in 9:46.
- Great match, but it's about time Chavo got a leg up in this feud.
A "Paid for by the nWo" segment featuring Hollywood Hogan
- Hogan talks about the people hating him.
- Hogan said he did the "Hulk Hogan" thing for the money.
- Hogan then mocks Ric Flair for wrestling for the fans.
- Hogan berates Flair for not caring about his son's betrayal.
- Because of this, Hogan says that Flair is worse than him.
- Hogan says that Flair wants to control WCW to feed his ego. Hey, Terry, I suppose you haven't looked in the mirror much, eh?
- Hogan wants Flair at the best he's ever been.
- If Flair can beat Hogan he can have total control of WCW for the rest of his life.
- Hogan is making this sound like a Career vs. Control of WCW match in which if Flair loses, his career is over.
- Hogan rambles on some more, then the segment mercifully ends.
- I know this segment is supposed to be storyline, but it smelled highly pungent of "shoot."
We get the fireworks at 9:57 P.M. EDT
Match #6: Buff Bagwell vs. Booker T
- It's great to see Buff back in competition since the botched bulldog that injured him.
- Buff has the mic.
- Buff says he was Fed Ex'd a ticket to Winston-Salem, NC.
- Buff says he didn't want to go to Winston-Salem anymore than being paralyzed again.
- Buff then blows a raspberry and calls out Booker T's music.
- Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no.
- To start the match, Buff poses.
- Lockup, Booker sends Buff to the corner and pats his chest.
- Booker: "Uhhhh!"
- Lockup, Booker locks on an arm-BAR.
- Buff then puts on what is known as a "full arm drag and twist."
- Buff lands a shoulderblock and an armdrag takedown.
- Buff then poses some more.
- Lockup, Buff takes Booker to the corner and lands some kicks.
- Buff sends Booker to the corner and misses an elbow.
- Booker with a scoop slam.
- Buff blocks a suplex and flips Booker over.
- Booker lands on his feet and gets some offense.
- Booker hits a clothesline and Buff bails.
- Back inside, Buff rakes the eyes and hits some rights.
- Buff does an atomic drop.
- Booker rebounds off the ropes into a dropkick.
- Buff works on Booker at the ropes.
- Buff smashes Booker's head on the turnbuckle.
- Buff hits a punch to the midsection.
- Buff shoves Mickey Jay, who shoves back.
- Buff is sent to the corner and Booker hits a lariat.
- Booker sends Buff to the other corner and hits a lariat.
- Harlem Sidekick gets two.
- Booker works on the left arm of Buff.
- Booker hits a sidekick.
- On the turnbuckle, Booker lands five punches before being dropped on the ropes.
- Buff hits a swinging neckbreaker for two.
- Buff dumps Booker outside.
- Buff shoves Booker on the apron.
- Buff sends Booker back in.
- Buff goes inside and kicks Booker while he is down.
- Buff poses and kicks Booker in the ribcage.
- Buff spits to the outside and says "Sorry."
- Buff applies a chinlock.
- Booker elbows out but Buff rakes the eyes.
- Buff sends Booker to the ropes.
- Booker hits his flying forearm.
- Booker goes off the ropes and hits his scissor kick.
- Booker applies a side saulto.
- Booker does a face-first flapjack.
- Booker does the breakdance!
- Booker delivers the Harlem Sidekick... on Mickey Jay when Buff moves out of the way.
- Booker sends Buff outside. Anyone want to guess what will happen next?
- As Booker goes to work, Scott Steiner levels him with a chair.
- Steiner sends Booker back in as Buff goes up top.
- Buff then lands the Buff Blockbuster for the win!
- YOUR WINNER: Buff Bagwell via Buff Blockbuster in 9:14.
The Good: Kidman and Chavo were in their element. Also, even though the main event was average at best, it's good to see Mark Bagwell come back from a serious injury to work again. But, the best thing of all -- no commercial interruptions during the matches! Woo hoo!
The Bad: Other than Kidman-Chavo, nothing else really stood out. Also, it used to be that you could get a solid 8-9 matches on a typical Thunder. Now, they are turning this into a Nitro, Jr. of sorts with a sizable amount of the program eaten away by promos, clips from Nitro, and interviews.
The Ugly: Seeing Prince Iaukea's career take a nose-dive from winning the WCW World TV Title a while back. Not that I care about the guy, but when his push ended, it ended in a big way.

As for what I was talking about at the beginning of this report, I was feeling somewhat crazy this week (No, really.) and came up with an idea for a song. A word of warning to those who say their prayers and eat their vitamins, though. You may want to cover your ears. :)
I hope you found that somewhat entertaining. If you did like it, then maybe it will give me the leverage to further my "music career." :)
However, if this offended you, I'm sorry. But keep in mind, it's only a song parody!

WCW Thunder - Thursday, March 4, 1999

By A-L-Single D-O

WHY DON'T YOU DO THE JOB

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