WCW Fall Brawl - Sunday, September 17, 2000

• Bill has decided to give me the privilege of covering Fall Brawl for DDT Digest.
  • Wait a minute...this really isn't a privilege is it?
  • Damn you Bill for tricking me.
  
  
• My color commentator for this evening will be Swandive.
  • Not only is she better looking, but she is also much funnier than Mark Madden.
  • Since I still don't have a webpage to plug I will plug hers Swanbomb.com coming soon to an Internet near you.
  
  
• Swandive says...
  • I've been to three "Fall Brawl" show live in my life. In '94, I had to watch the Nasty Boys and Bunkhouse Buck battle it out in the main event. In '97, I watched as Mongo's weak will killed the Four Horsemen. In 98, I watched the ring fill up with smoke to reveal the fake Warrior and then to reveal the REAL Warrior. He jumped out of the cage and hurt himself.
  • I'm not a big fan of Fall Brawl. But I love misery!
  
  
• Lets take a quick look at WCW over the past few months and see what's good, and what's bad.
  • Good: No Hulk Hogan cluttering up my TV with his talentless orange carcass.
  • Bad: Now Nash is cluttering up my TV with his big talentless carcass.
  • Good: No more of Mr. Charisma Lex Luger.
  • Bad: No more Liz *sniff*
  • Good: Eric Bischoff who?
  • Bad: This means more time for Vince Russo to hog the spotlight.
  • Good: Benoit, Jericho, Guerrero.
  • Even Better: Finally getting the pushes and time in the limelight they deserve.
  • Bad (for WCW fans anyways): They work for a different company.
  
  
• A lot of people wrote me last time about Old School wrestling.
  • I just wanted everyone to know I appreciated the deluge of e-mail I got over the topic.
  • It just goes to show many people on the 'net aren't fly-by-night fans who only watch because of The Rock and Goldberg.
  
  
• One last note, I will be drinking heavily during this recap.
  • I am paying for a WCW PPV willingly, ya' know.
  • I won't be playing the WCW drinking game however....too many rules to remember.
  • Since I am writing this intro about 3 hours ahead of time I will make a prediction.
  • I call at least 1 turn and 2 swerves before the night is out.
  • Whoohoo! The Bronco's won...not even a WCW PPV can ruin this day.
  • I also watched the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan to prepare myself for the potential disaster.
  • Official match times tonight will be sponsored by my Timex Ironman watch.
  • Enough of my mindless babbling on to the show!
  
  
• We are live from Buffalo, New York.
  • The opening montage involves live action shots interspersed with shots of WCW action figures.
    • Nice product placement, WCW toys sales must be in the crapper.
  
  
• Tony Schiavone, Scott Hudson and Mark Madden are your announcers.
  

• Match #1 "Primetime" Elix Skipper vs. The Kwee-wee w/Paisley for the Cruiserweight Title
  • The Kwee-Wee and Paisley are doing the tango on the way down to the ring.
  • Skipper comes out with an unhappy looking Major Gunns.
    • Skipper tries to perform some kind of mating dance with Gunns but she ain't falling for it.
  • Skipper shows off by doing a handspring into the ring using the top rope.
  • Swandive has a prediction for the finish of this match.
    • Russo's great at booking Cruiserweight Matches. I say Skipper is about to win, but then the lights go out and MEAN MIKE AND TOUGH TOM of the Disorderly Conduct come out and crucify Kwee Wee. Then Lance Storm will drive into the arena in a Stealth Bomber, leading to a double DQ, leading to a Over the Top off With the Top match at the next PPV.
  • Shoving and punches to start off the match
  • Kwee-Wee picks up Skipper in a press position and drops him on his face.
  • A dropkick sends Skipper out of the ring and Kwee-Wee (referred to as Wee from this point on) takes his bandana and wipes his butt with it.
  • They trade some armdrags and Wee gets a quick 2 count.
  • Some mat wrestling follow and Skipper takes refuge in the ropes when Wee comes out on top.
    • Don't cruiserweights fly around the ring or something? Whats with all this mat wrestling?
  • Irish whip into the ropes and Wee failed to get high enough for the leapfrog so Skipper runs into him and falls down.
  • Resthold while they try to figure out how to get back into the match.
  • Skipper throws Wee in the the corner face first then clubs him in the back of the head.
  • Skipper stomps on Wee and gets a 2 count.
  • Skipper from the ring apron jumps on the top rope, jumps to flip around, then jumps again into a backflip over Wee and punches him in the kidney.
    • That was pretty cool looking
  • Skipper with a full nelson suplex into a bridge gets a 2 count.
  • Skipper with a twisting legdrop that he gets his elevation from by holding onto the corner ropes and another 2 count.
  • Skipper with a death defying cruiserweight chinlock.
  • Wee with a crossbody and Skipper catches him and Wee goes over the top rope while Skipper bridges.
    • Mysteriously, with no one else in the ring, Skipper falls to the floor a couple of seconds later.
    • Maybe the ref shoved him the rest of the way over because the camera missed whatever happened.
  • Wee tries to get back into the ring but Skipper pulls him off the apron.
    • Face meet Apron...Apron meet Face.
  • Skipper with a nice top rope springboard moonsault to the outside that wipes out Wee and the nearby camerman.
  • Back in the ring Skipper tries for the Overdrive but Wee counters with a powerbomb.
  • The Magic Eightball of Booking has decided now would be a good time for The Natural Born Thrillers to come out and watch the match from the top of the ramp.
    • My screwjob radar is going crazy.
  • Wee snaps in the ring and starts beating the hell of of Skipper.
  • Nice high body backdrop on Skipper.
  • Wee throws Skipper over the top rope...with his back now facing the top of the ramp.
    • Wrestlers should study tape or something to avoid situations like this.
  • Mike Sanders and his stickball bat pop Wee one in the back of the knee while the ref is taking a smoke break or something.
  • On the outside, Paisley slaps Skipper and then gives the ref the "talk to the hand" motion.
  • Skipper goes up top with a crossbody that Wee rolls through but he only gets a two count.
  • Skipper proceeds to work on the injured knee of Wee Despite the fact he never saw the attack by Sanders.
  • Skipper hits his finisher, The Overdrive.
  • Your winner and still the Cruiserweight Champion "Primetime" Elix Skipper in 11:04 via Overdrive.

• Match #2 Three Count vs. MIA (Lt. Loco, Sgt. A-wall and Corporal Cajun)
  • Three Count does their song.
    • Time to break out the Vodka.
  • After the song ends they ask for it to play again but we get MIA's music instead.
  • A-Wall sets up a table at ringside.
  • Swandive says....
    • "I think Matt Three Count is better on the mat, but Jeff Three Count is cuter and has the multicolored hair...but I think Lita's my favorite in the stable. Wait, hold on..."
  • Loco and Shannon Moore start out with a lock up.
  • This match will outrun me very quickly.
  • Loco with some chops on Moore and of course the crowd is going "WHOO!"
    • Let's all say a prayer for the career of Ric Flair and hope Vince gives him one more chance to show why he is the man.
  • Cajun is tagged in and they give Moore a double elbow.
  • Moore with a top rope springboard moonsault and he tags in Evan K.
  • An Irish whip leads to Cajun hosting Evan in the air and dropping him down.
  • Tag by Evan to Shane Helms.
  • Shane missed a legdrop and Cajun tags in A-Wall.
  • Wall with a gorilla press into a spinebuster.
    • I think little Shane is broken in half after that one.
  • All 3 members of 3 count come in to beat on the Wall but he ends up punking them out of the ring.
  • Tag to Cajun who slams Shane the gets tripped from behind by Evan while coming off the ropes.
  • Shannon slides in so Shane can get out behind the ref's back.
  • Shannon and Shane with a Samoan Drop/Swinging Neckbreaker combination...not quite a 3D but almost.
  • The ref is distracted so Shane can only get a 2 count.
    • I am having trouble telling 3 count apart.
  • Moore in the ring working over Cajun.
  • Moore with a showstopper but Loco makes the save on the pin.
  • Moore with a Suplex and he holds him for a Evan K. Crossbody and again Loco makes the save.
  • Evan K. with a hip swivel and an top rope elbow drop.
    • I am gonna need therapy after seeing that.
  • Shane with a diving sunset flip on Cajun and it only gets a 2.
    • These guys are acting like they are auditioning for the WWF or something. This is actually a pretty good match so far.
  • Cajun tries to come back with some punches but Shane nails him with a Russian leg sweep.
  • Shane with a twisting splash on Cajun and it only gets a 2.
  • Shane argues with the ref and gets shoved down for his troubles.
    • I think the ref is bigger than this flyweight.
  • Sean tries a Stinger splash and eats turnbuckle, Cajun follows it up with a springboard facebuster.
  • Cajun makes the tag to Wall who cleans house until he gets low-blowed by someone...hell I lost track of who is who.
  • The mutlicolored little bastard with a diving flip onto Cajun on the outside.
  • Loco nails him with a half assed looking top rope...uhh...jump on my opponent would be the name I guess.
  • Evan K. with a top rope crossbody onto the floor into Cajun and Loco.
    • I should mention they are diving over the table Wall set up earlier.
  • Shane goes for some move to join the mess on the floor but gets caught by Wall who is on the apron.
  • The other two 3 counters save him from a chokeslam through the table.
  • Wall is standing on the apron and starts lifting Shannon off the floor by his hair.
  • Shane makes the save and Wall goes through his own table.
  • They roll Loco into the ring to beat on him but Evan K. gets superkicked in the face by his own partner when Loco moves out of the way.
  • Loco catches Shannon coming off the top rope and gets him with a sit down powerbomb and a 2 count before Shane makes the save.
  • 3 count tries to suplex Cajun and Loco at the same time. (3 men suplexing 2) but MIA'ers manage to break it up.
  • Cajun and Loco try to double suplex Evan K. but he reverses it into a DDT.
  • Evan and Shannon go for a double cover but the Wall pulls both of them out and pounds on them.
  • Cajun hits his finisher for the pin and the win.
  • Your Winners Lt. Loco, Sgt A-Wall and Corporal Cajun in 10:23 via The Whiplash.

• We go backstage and earlier today.
  • A kid is asking for autographs from Nash, Steiner and Jarret.
  • Jarret tells him to go away.
  • Steiner asks if that is his mother and goes to talk to her.
  • Nash asks him how much money he has.
    • $1.50 isn't enough to buy Nash's autograph.
  • Nash looked like he was going to take the kid's money.
  • The kid just stands there with this dopey look on his face.

• Match #3 Harris Brothers vs. Kronik in a first blood chain match.
  • The Harris brothers come down first and the suck factor hits 3.0
  • Kronik gets a decent pop coming down to the ring.
  • According to Tony the return of the Harris Brothers was "astounding".
  • A little pre-match mic work turns this into a first blood match.
  • Swandive says....
    • Don't ever say that Vince Russo doesn't have an original idea... here we've got Crush, Skull, and 8-Ball fighting with "chains." WCW should just bring the angle full circle and bring in Brian Clark as some Hispanic dude in white slacks.
  • Ummm...the match starts and we get some generic brawling with chains.
  • Adams goes for a chain wrapped fistdrop and misses.
  • They fight by the announcers table and the announcers bail like rats from a sinking ship.
    • How wimpy do these guys look compared to J.R.?
  • Clark has a Harris in the ring while Adams has one on the outside...lots of generic brawling.
  • After some choking the fight moves into the crowd.
  • Your not missing anything here.
  • More choking and fighting in the crowd.
    • I wish I was kidding.
  • Clark whacks a Harris brother with a chair.
    • Do you really think I can tell them apart?
  • Adams being choked in the ring.
  • And the ref goes down.
  • Clark does the standard chain/strap between the legs and pull spot.
  • The ref is down and the bust a Harris brother open.
  • Now they bust Adams open and the ref revives.
  • Your winners The Harris Brothers in 6:30 via first blood.
  • Post match Kronik chases the Harrises out of the ring so the fued can continue to the next PPV.
  • Billy Silverman the ref gets a High Times for his troubles.

• MIA interview.
  • Pamela looks cold.
  • "Hacksaw" Hugh Morris cuts a generic interview.
  • Jim Duggan is going to be the special outside enforcer.
  • My turn/screwjob radar just went crazy.
    • God, please...don't turn him....

• Match #4 Lance Storm w/ Major Gunns vs. General Rection for the Canadien Heavyweight Championship
  • Storm rags on Buffalo for a bit.
  • Storm thinks the people of Buffalo should move to a better place...also known as Canada.
  • The Canadien national anthem plays.
  • Madden claims he has Canadien citizenship
    • Then go back home we won't miss you.
  • Rection comes out looking serious.
  • Now Duggan to be the special outside Enforcer.
  • The match starts and Storm with some chops in the corner.
    • Faces don't have to sell chops.
    • Storm finds out heels do though.
  • Rection with a backbody drop.
  • Storm bails from the ring.
  • Storm goes for a crucifix roll up but Rection counters with a Samoan drop.
  • Rection with a hardy "HO!" and a corner charge.
  • The second corner charge finds Rection eating turnbuckle.
  • Storm to the top rope but Rection catches him and brings him down with a superplex and a 2 count.
  • Storm gives the General a mule kick right in the Privates.
  • Hudson: "A mule kick from an ass like Lance Storm, that's appropriate."
  • Storm with a superkick and a 2 count.
  • Duggan starts the "U.S.A." chant.
  • Storm off the top rope with a crossbody on the outside.
  • Rection gets whipped into the rail and Storm taunts Duggan.
  • Rection comes back with a powerslam for a 2 count.
  • Storm tries a crossbody but Rection catches him and turns it into a gut wrench powerbomb.
  • Storm with the worst looking dragonscrew lepwhip I have ever seen.
    • Every wrestler who ever used that move properly just died so they can roll over in their graves.
  • Storm goes for the Maple Leaf but Rection counters by kicking him away.
  • Rection with a sweet looking German release supplex.
  • Storm outside the ring and Duggan throws him back in.
  • Rection goes up top for a moonsault.
  • Gunns gets on the ring apron to cheer him on so this brings the ref over to tell her to get down.
  • The Magic Eightball of Booking says....we need a heel turn!
  • Duggan watching and then whacks Rection with his 2x4.
    • This makes sense.
    • Swandive totally called this yesterday and I refused to believe her.
  • Rection is out as Storm applies the Maple Leaf.
  • Your winner Lance Storm and still the Champion in 6:53 via Canadien Maple Leaf.
  • Post match, Major Gunns starts crying and Duggan rips off his ref shirt to reveal a Maple Leaf.
    • Has Duggan ever been a heel before?
  • Storm is not letting go of the Maple Leaf.
  • MIA rushes the ring and gets beaten by a 2x4 wielding Duggan.
  • Hudson: "Damn you Jim Duggan, Damn you to Canada!"

• Mean Gene in the back with the Natural Born Thrillers (NTB)
• My Audio is out while Mean Gene is saying something.
  • God does love me.
• Sanders does a dead on Konnan impersonation.
• Oh My God! Mean Gene: "Real good impression, ya' prick!"
• Gene: "Any of the rest of you pissants wanna' do any impressions?"
  • Deep breathing is required because that was hilarious!
• O'Haire tells Gene to shut up.
• Gene: "Blow it out your ass O'Haire, I got guys who could take out your kneecaps."
  • How in the hell am I supposed to recap this show now?
  • Gene just told a wrestler to blow it out his ass!
  • Stevie Ray may be our Patron Saint but I think Mene Gean should be put forth for sainthood himself after that.
• Sanders insults the Animals some more and they head to the ring.

• Match #5 The Natural Born Thrillers vs the Filthy Animals, Big Vito w/Tygress in an elimination match
  • NTB comes to the ring.
  • Footage from the back shows the Animals arriving with a mystery partner.
  • Stasiak will be doing color for this match.
  • I don't care...I am trying to tune them all out...Hudson is the only one who has said anything remotely funny tonight.
  • Swandive says....
    • THE SHAWN-TON BOMB! Great, maybe Russo will book him in a political angle and call him "ElecShawn." Then he impregnate somebody and make her have a "C-SecShawn." And then maybe I'll whip out the shotgun and play "Self Inflicted GunShawn Wound" and enjoy the peaceful serenity of my brains against my bedroom wall. Anything's better than sitting through a Shawn O'Haire match.
  • She just needs her medication, but so do I for this match.
  • Konnan has the mic and I agree with Stasiak about the crap we are about to here.
  • Thankfully my audio cuts halfway through Konnan's schtick.
  • The Mystery partner is.......
    • Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff
    • Orndorff actually looks good for his age.
    • Except for the fact it looks like he lost all muscle tone in his arms.
  • NTB sells being afraid of Orndorff.
  • Jindrak starts off by beating on Little Rey-Rey some.
  • Rey bails the ring off of an Irish whip. When Jindrak follow him out Rey jumps back in and catches Jindrak in the ropes.
  • Jindrak hanging in the air on the ropes and Rey hits a legdrop.
  • Rey with an attempt at a springboard crossbody that Jindrak turns into a sideslam.
  • Tag to O'Haire who whips Rey into the ropes and leapfrogs him. Rey runs right into Jindrak who is just standing there. He then stumbles back into a bodyslam
    • Keeping up with this match will be worse than the 3 count match.
  • Juvi with a save on the 2 count.
  • Rey tags Juvi who hits a springboard crossbody on O'Haire.
  • Juvi hits a stunner move on from the outside on the top rope on O'Haire.
  • Spirngboard missle dropkick from Juvi on O'Haire.
  • Juvi tries another crossbody from the top rope and O'Haire turns into into a Suplex Slam
  • Tag to Jindrak who gets a Frankensteiner from Juvi for his troubles.
    • These guys are really working well together.
  • Tag to Big Vito who chops away on Jindrak.
  • Disco tags himself in and starts pounding on Jindrak.
  • Jindrak plants Disco with a Tilt-A-Whirl slam and makes the tag to O'Haire.
  • O'Haire with a superkick.
  • Disco comes back with a swinging neckbreaker and tags in Konnan.
  • Konnan hits the rolling clothesline, a back kick and his facebuster.
    • Look Ma! An entire Konnan match in under 4 seconds!
  • Disco in to attack O'Haire while Konnan fights his wait out of the heel corner.
  • Konnan gets shoved into Disco who hits him with a Stunner and Jindrak gets the pin on him.
  • Konnan eliminated by Mark Jindrak via Chartbuster.
  • Jindrak tags in Johnny the Bull who proceeds to school Disco.
  • Johnny jumps on the top rope and comes off with a legdrop that misses.
  • Disco goes for a tag but no one will tag him.
  • Reno comes in and hits the Snake-eyes.
  • Disco Inferno eliminated by Reno via Snake-eyes.
  • Big Vito enters the ring now.
  • Vito and Reno trade punches and chops until Vito comes out on top.
  • Palumbo with a blind tag and Vito drops Reno
  • Vito celebrates and Palumbo catches him from behind but Vito reverses and gets him with a spike ddt.
  • Johnny the Bull makes the save on the pin.
  • Orndorff gives Vito the Stickball bat.
  • Vito charges and misses and someone in the NTB corner nails him with a kendo stick.
  • Reno hits the Snake-eyes and Juvi waits about 3 years too long to try and make the save.
  • Big Vito eliminated by Reno via Snake-eyes
  • Juvi, Rey and Orndorff conference outside the ring.
  • Juvi in the ring against Reno.
  • Juvi gets Mideval on Reno.
  • Juvi throws Reno in the corner climbs up with some punches and then wiggles his crotch in Reno's face.
    • Did I really just type that?
  • Juvi with a "spinning body attack". Tony's words, not mine.
  • Juvi tags Rey-Rey.
  • Juvi and Rey do the Hardy's corner jump spot.
  • Juvi with a Juvi Driver on Reno.
  • Now they rip off the Dudleys except they do a legdrop instead of a headbutt.
    • Ladies and Gentleman your tag team champions of the world....The Copycats!
  • Reno eliminated by Rey Mysterio Jr. via Groin legdrop.
  • Jindrak and O'Haire come in to fight Juvi and Rey.
  • Double Irish whip gets reversed and Juvi and Rey have one hell of a collision.
  • Rey is thrown outside the ring.
  • I think the crowd is chanting "Jindrak sucks".
  • Juvi with a crossbody on the outside on Jindrak and O'Haire.
  • They catch him and drop him on the rail of pain.
  • Juvi gets launched from the outside over the top rope to inside the ring much like a shotput.
  • A Shawn-tonbomb finishes Juvi.
  • Juvi eliminated by Sean O'Haire via Shawn-tonbomb.
  • Here comes Orndorff from behind with a double clothesline then a double noggin knocker.
  • Orndorff hits the wiggley elbow on Jindrak? I think.
  • Johnny the Bull comes in with a kendo stick and Orndorff sells his heart out to the shots.
  • Orndorff gets the stick and hits a homerun on Johnny the Bull.
  • Stuff Piledriver.
  • Johnny the Bull eliminated by Paul Orndorff via Piledriver.
  • Jindrak and O'Haire open up a can of Whoopass on Orndorff.
  • Jindrak and O'Haire try the Hardy's corner spot and Jindrak goes flying out of the ring.
  • Orndorff tries to piledrive Jindrak and really needs Jindrak's help getting him up
  • After the piledriver Orndorff is down and not moving
    • This is not good.
  • O'Haire covers Orndorff and you can tell this match is going bad.
  • Paul Orndorff eliminated by Sean O'Haire via self-inflicted injury.
  • Orndorff is still in the ring they should stop the match and get him out of there.
  • Rey and Tygress beat on O'Haire.
  • Stop the Match and get him out of the ring!
  • Three refs are checking on Mr Wonderful.
  • Rey and Tygress with broncobusters on O'Haire.
  • Now a trainer is in the ring.
  • Sanders comes in and gets a facebuster from Tygress.
  • Palumbo gets one from Mysterio.
  • Stop the Match and get him out of the ring!
  • Finally Charles Robinson hears my mental plea to get the old man out of the ring before it gets worse and stops the match,
  • Your winner No Contest at 16:17
  • Post Match Orndorff gets stretchered out and everyone gets pretty serious.
  • He does get a standing ovation from the crowd on his way out.
  • (I will save you the suspense...later in the show we find out it's just a stinger and Orndorff is fine.)
  • This match should have been stopped about 2 minutes sooner.
• Kidman and Madusa cut a promo
  • Kidman wishes Orndorff well.
  • He seems subdued.
  • Madusa's pormo involves the word bitch many times over and over.
  
  
• Match #6 "The Franchise" Shane Douglas and Torrie Wilson vs Kidman and Madusa
  • The scaffold is actually set up above the entryway.
  • It raises and lowers mechanically.
  • Douglas says Kidman will join Orndorff in the hospital.
    • Real classy, dumbass.
  • Douglas backs out of his word to pay back the entire audience if he can't throw them both of the scaffold.
  • Kidman and Madusa show up and the scaffold starts to rise.
  • The object of this version of the scaffold match is to climb down on the opposite side of where you start.
  • Douglas wants it lowered because it's getting too high. Kidman wants it higher.
  • Swandive says....
    • Madusa's gonna win this. Nobody knows more about gravity than Madusa.
  • My guess is gravity stopped being kind to Madusa about 4 years ago.
  • This is taking forever.
  • Kidman and Douglas finally go at it while Torrie hangs on and screams.
  • Madusa is just kicking Torrie.
  • Madusa starts kicking on Douglas who is near the edge.
  • Madusa misses an enziguri and Douglas puts an STF on her.
  • Kidman makes a move for Torrie but Douglas bodyslams him.
  • Kidman with a backdrop on Douglas.
  • Kidman with a sitdown powerbomb on Douglas, both women are near the ladders.
  • Douglas with a Franchiser and he goes for Madusa.
  • He kicks Madusa on the head from above her on the ladder but she lays in the testicular claw hold.
  • He eventually kicks Madusa off the ladder and she lands on something with some cushion.
    • Not those cushions, you sickos.
  • Douglas beats on Kidman and throws him down for another staged landing.
  • Torrie eventually climbs down to win the match for her team.
  • Your winner "The Franchise" Shane Douglas and Torrie Wilson in 6:15 via climbing down.

• Sting interview.
  • They talk about Sting's title shot tomorrow night.
  • Jarrett attacks and says the title shot is his.
  • Gene calls Jarrett a crazy bastard!

• Mike Tenay's field trip to David Flair's House.
  • Tenay knocks on the door and Flair eventually lets him in.
  • The house is totally trashed. Pizza, beer, cigarrettes and newspaper are everywhere.
    • In other words a typical bachelor pad.
  • Flair offers Tenay a seat and he turns it down.
  • He offers him pizza, beer and smokes and he turns that down to.
    • Ungrateful little twerp.
  • Tenay keeps asking who the father of the child is.
  • David keeps running to the window and says the father is out there.
  • Tenay implies Ric is the father.
  • David runs outside and clotheslines the mailman!
    • For once something that makes sense! Obviously, she was sleeping with the mailman.
  • Flair puts the mailman in a figure four and interrogates him.
  • Tenay comes to the rescue and the mailman claims his leg is broken as David runs off.
  • Your winner David Flair over the Mailman via Figure Four Leglock in about 20 seconds.

• Match #7 Vampiro w/ICP vs. The Great Muta vs. Sting
  • Just when you thought commentary couldn't get any worse, ICP replace Tony and Scott.
    • I need bullets and hard liqour.
  • Swandive says....
    • It's sad to see the deterioration of a legend like Muta, but, honestly, I'd rather watch Muta take a big festering dump than sit through another O'Haire match. So I take what I can get.
  • She needs the liquor more than I do.
  • Vampiro jumps Sting before he can get to the ring.
  • ICP and Madden act very clever throughout the entire match and never get Muta's or Sting's name right.
  • That's all I am saying about this crappy-ass commentary.
  • Vamp and Muta work over Sting in the entranceway together.
  • In the ring it's more of a generic 2-on-1 beatdown.
  • Into the crowd, more generic brawling.
  • Muta and Vampiro start pushing each other to get to Sting.
  • Now back into the ring area.
  • Muta with a chairshot.
  • Sting reverses a whip and sends Vamp into the rail and clotheslines Muta.
  • The heels take control again and put Sting in the ring.
  • Vamp and Muta tease more dissention.
  • Sting comes back on Vampiro but Muta cuts him off.
  • Vampiro with a top rope clothesline.
  • Muta with a springboard moonsault from the top but Vamprio breaks the count.
  • Muta and Vamp trade blows and here comes ICP to calm things down.
  • Sting cleans house with a bat.
  • Scorpion deathdrop on Muta.
  • Your winner: Sting in 5:13 via Scorpion Deathdrop
• Post match, ICP and Vampiro start beating on Muta but Sting comes back and pulls him out making the save.

• Mike Awesome interview.
  • Awesome invites Pamela into the love bus.
  • Pamela: "We're just friends".
  • Awesome has a big suprise.
  • Jesus! Its freaking Gary Coleman.
  • Awesome tries to get Coleman to say the line.
  • Pamela asks "Whatchu talking about?"

• Match #8 "The Chosen One" Jeff Jarrett vs "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome in a bunkhouse brawl
  • Jarrett is wearing his Wycheck jersey and several Bills are sitting at ringside.
    • [B]oy [I] [L]ove [L]osing [S]uperbowls
  • Jarrett starts ragging on the Bills.
  • They must have time to kill from the early ending of the NTB/Animals match
  • Jarrett brings up the loss to the Jets today.
  • Jarrett mentions Scott Norwide..err Norwood.
  • Damn the audio is gone on my tape again.
  • He threatens the career of Awesome.
  • The Bills at ringside are ready to kill Jarrett.
  • Here comes Awesome.
  • Generic weapons brawling with Awesome in control.
  • He whips Jarrett into the rail in front of the Bills players.
  • Jarrett starts whipping Awesome with a leather strap.
  • Jarrett uses a broom on Awesome.
  • Awesome grabs a branding iron and brutality ensues.
  • Jarrett and Awesome grab chairs outside the ring and have a dueling chair fight. Awesome eventually wins that battles and wails on Jarrett with a chair.
  • The Bills at ringside are taunting Jarrett.
  • Awesome puts Jarrett on a table in the ring for a splash but Jarrett meets Awesome on the top rope.
  • They struggle for a bit and Awesome goes through the table shoulder first.
  • Jarrett is still taunting the Bills.
  • The Magic Eightball of Booking says its time for a run in.
  • First, though, Awesome reverses a whip and sends Jarrett into a table in the corner covered in "barbwire".
  • Awesome with a sitdown powerbomb that gets a 2 count.
  • Awesome misses the frogsplash and Jarrett goes back to taunting the Bills.
  • Now we have our run in...Bill players come from the stands and surround the ring on the apron.
  • The Bills players give Jarrett the top rope hanger move and throw him to Awesome who gives him a powerbomb.
    • Sigh......
  • 2 count and Jarrett kicks out.
  • Awesome goes for the running powerbomb but Jarrett escapes and mule kicks Awesome in the jimmy.
  • Jarrett slips out the one side of the ring not filled with Bills players and gets his Guitar.
  • Jarrett is ready to play a tune when, I kid you not, the crowd goes nuts because....
  • Here comes Gary Coleman
    • Russo is on drugs.
  • Coleman has trouble getting through all the football players into the ring.
  • Several lowblows on Jarrett and some knees to the backside and Jarrett is down.
  • Coleman celebrates with the crowd and gets a pop bigger than most of the wrestlers.
  • Jarrett recovers and pastes Coleman with the guitar.
    • To his credit, Coleman sells it like a champ and goes down like a sack of potatoes.
  • Jarrett goes for the Stroke and here come Sting.
  • Sting gives Jarrett a Scorpion Death Drop and Awesome covers for the win.
  • Your winner "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome in 9:04 via Scorpion Deathdrop.

• Scott Steiner interview.
  • My Steiner to English translator is broken
  • He uses "ass" and talks about having sex later.
  • Gene says something as he walks off but I can't make it out.
  • Pretty sure it was another psycho comment.

• Match #9 Scott Steiner vs Goldberg in a no DQ match.
  • Steiner comes down first and taunts the Bills players.
  • Here comes the Walk of Goldberg.
  • Its always the same I won't waste my time describing it.
  • Steiner is wearing a black mask to protect his face.
    • He looks kinda like the gimp from Pulp Fiction.
    • I will now go into hiding because I don't want Steiner hunting me down.
  • Goldberg gets a good pop from the crowd.
  • Swandive says....
    • Has anyone seen Rick Steiner lately? Of course not. You know why? Cause he messed with Scott Steiner. Didn't he listen to Chucky? Goldberg better watch where he steps, or Chucky's gonna do more than slice his arm. And if a sliced arm keeps him out for six months... you get the picture.
  • First person to sell a move loses!
  • Some stalling to start.
  • A lockup and Steiner pounds on Goldberg in the corner.
  • Goldberg with a shoulderblock.
  • Goldberg with a pretty impressive gorilla press into a bodyslam.
  • Irish whip and Steiner bails but Goldberg is right on top of him
  • Steiner whips Goldberg into the rail.
  • Steiner gets a 2 count off a clothesline and a elbow drop.
  • Steiner runs into a boot in the corner.
  • Goldberg with a butterfly underhook suplex and he starts pounding Steiner in the face.
  • Steiner hits a Diamond Cutter...Tony acts like he doesn't recognize it.
  • Steiner with a belly to belly gets a 2 count.
  • Goldberg reverses a piledriver attempt into a powerslam
    • This is a damn good match so far for these two.
  • Goldberg is selling his old arm injury.
  • Steiner moves from a corner charge.
  • Steiner goes up top and goes for a crossbody.
  • Goldberg catches him! And powerslams him hard!
    • Steiner is damn near 300 pounds they are going all out for this match.
  • Both men are down on the mat and Steiner rolls out of the ring.
  • Steiner whips Goldberg into the steps shoulder first.
  • Screwjob radar just went off.
  • Here comes Midajah with a lead pipe.
  • Steiner chairs him in the head against the steps.
  • Goldberg is busted open now.
  • Steiner puts him in the tree of woe and pounds on him with the chair.
  • Steiner with a suplex and some push-ups to show he is ready to go.
  • Steiner with a belly to belly and Goldberg lands hard.
  • Midajah hand Steiner the pipe but Goldberg spears him.
  • Goldberg goes for the Jackhammer.
    • The Magic Eightball decides we need more overbooking.
  • Here comes Russo and he breaks up the Jackhammer attempt with a baseball bat.
    • Good matches that go bad from overbooking on the next Sally Jessy.
  • Steiner still only gets a two count.
  • Crowd welcomes Russo with a nice "a-hole" chant.
  • Steiner is now beating on Goldberg at will.
  • Steiner sets up a table and one of the legs break off.
  • Goldberg still gets slammed through the table.
  • Steiner with the Recliner but Goldberg gets to the ropes.
  • Midajah knocks his hand off the ropes.
  • Goldberg backs up and lifts Steiner on his shoulders, he then drops him pretty brutally on the ground.
  • Steiner puts Goldberg on the top rope. As soon as Goldberg takes over, Russo and Midajah treat Goldberg like a piņata.
  • Steiner with a belly to belly from the top rope and it only gets him a 2 count
  • Steiner back with the Recliner and Goldberg fights for the ropes again.
    • Its a no DQ match what good are the ropes going to do him?
  • Goldberg breaks the Recliner again by throwing Steiner out of the ring.
  • Steiner grabs a chair..swings and misses...Goldberg hits a Twist of Fate neckbreaker!
  • Russo in with the bat but Goldberg catches him and has him by the throat when Steiner plasters him with the pipe.
  • Shot to the head and Goldberg is out.
  • Steiner back to the Recliner and the ref calls it.
  • Your winner: Scott Steiner in 13:51 via lead pipe knockout.
  • Post Match Russo takes of his shirt and puts a foot on Goldberg's chest and poses.
    • Pasty white writer's stomach has blinded me!
  • Russo taunts the Bills on his way out.
  • After the heels are gone, the Bills come in and help Goldberg out of the ring.
  • That was a great match until we had to deal with Russo.

• Halloween Havoc Promo
  • It promises a whole new "scary" Sting.
  • OK.

• Match #10 Booker T vs Kevin Nash for the World Title in a Cage Match.
  • Booker cuts a pre-match promo
  • Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
  • Nash is the greatest big man in the history of wrestling?
    • What is Buffer smoking?
  • Nash comes out first and checks the cage out.
  • God, Buffer is annoying.
  • Here comes Booker who is appearently know the world over for his Bookend finish
  • Swandive says....
    • Something about Kevin Nash and "caged heat" makes me think this is gonna end up like a bad softcore Cinemax movie. Wait, who am I kidding, like Nash has the workrate to fake sex.
  • The match starts with a lockup and Nash powers Booker back into the corner.
  • Nash unloads with the knee and bodyslams Booker.
  • Nash with a whip and Booker ducks once, twice and hits a forearm and sends Nash down.
  • Nash with his usual knees in the corner followed by the framed elbow.
  • Nash's elbow however hits turnbuckle and Booker starts mounting a comeback.
  • Booker runs into a big boot and Nash spins him 360 with a clothesline.
  • We get the news on Orndorff now about his stinger.
  • Nash already needs a resthold he puts the surfboard knee in the back.
  • Nash with a sideslam and a 2 count.
  • Nash removes the turnbuckle pad and goes for the snake-eyes facedrop.
  • Booker counters and sends him into the bare corner then bodyslams Nash.
  • Booker with an axe kick, and he breakdances his way up.
  • Nash comes back with some boots to the face and a chokeslam but can't cover.
  • When he does he only gets a 2 count.
  • Nash sends Booker into the cage a few times before Booker blocks it.
  • Nash blocks some attempts to be sent into the cage and Booker starts pounding on him.
  • Booker sends Nash into the bare turnbuckle.
  • Nash needs some time to blade.
  • Cheese grater on Nash and Booker goes for ten punches in the corner.
  • Nine punches later Nash makes the tenth shot a lowblow on Booker and then he crotches him on the top rope.
  • Nash goes for the powerbomb but Booker grabs the cage and hits a missle dropkick and gets a 2 count.
  • Booker goes for the standing sidekick but Nash blocks and hits a clothesline.
  • Nash rolls over for the cover and gets a 2 count.
  • Booker pounding on Nash who stops that with a lowblow.
  • Nash hits a big boot in the face and pulls down the singlet.
  • Nash goes for the truckstop powerbomb but Booker counters with a Bookend!
  • 1...2..3..and we have a new World Champion
  • Your winner and New Heavyweight Champion Booker T in 8:37 via Bookend

• This was actually a decent show but too much overbooking and Russo on my TV ruined it.
• Glad Orndorff is OK...that was pretty scary.
• That match should have been stopped way before it actually was.
• Send me and Swandive feedback or we will...piss and moan like impotent bastards.
• Plus my feelings will be hurt. :)

The Bad: Scaffold Match, Overbooking in general and the Duggan turn.

The Ugly: Orndorff getting hurt and the match not being stopped right away. That could have been a real serious injury.