You are a f***ing piece of s**t, you know that! Who the hell do you think you are making fun of a god like Hollywood Hulk Hogan? You're a faggot just like Pat Patterson. I bet you creamed in your pants when he took his shirt off and showed his wrinkled tits. You only wish you could be like Hogan. What the hell are you a f***ing peon hospitality major? That is so lame. If Hogan ever finds out what you say about him, he'll teach you a lesson and beat you to the ground with his 12 inch d**k, little man!
Sigh... you can't please everyone, I guess.
- As Buff struts out, Tenay announces that we will have three title bouts tonight.
- I'm predicting that of those three bouts, all the challengers are not legitimate threats to any title in WCW.
- Buff throws out a "what's up" to Wichita and plays to the fans.
- Buff says Scott turning on him wasn't a surprise, but Rick's turn was.
- Buff says there's no loyalty anymore and mentions the nWo, in case God forbid any of us forget about the reason why we're supposed to be watching WCW.
- Buff threatens Randy Savage to beat him up and challenges him later on tonight.
- Man, after seeing Rickie come out, I want some more Nitro footage. :)
- His opponent, drawn from slips of paper in one of Dusty Rhodes' Bunkhouse Stampede Boots: Scott Putski! Arrrrrr!
- For you guys rooting the underdog, consider this: Putski didn't even get an entrance.
- Lockup, Steiner lands some punches.
- Steiner applies a snapmare and drops an elbow.
- Steiner puts on a chinlock already. Sad.
- Steiner lands a forearm to Putski's head.
- Steiner with another snapmare and drops a forearm.
- Tenay mentions that Rick Steiner won the TV Title in 1989. Funny, I thought it was at Starrcade '88 on December 26th that he beat Mike Rotunda to win the title.
- Steiner's just manhandling Putski tonight. The things you do to get paid.
- Putski tries a comeback but Steiner won't have any of it.
- Steiner picks up Putski and hangs up upside down on the turnbuckle.
- Steiner covers for two.
- Steiner threatens Billy Silverman.
- Steiner chokes Putski on the mat.
- Steiner grinds Putski's face to the mat and grins evilly.
- Steiner drops some elbows.
- This is painful to watch.
- Cover for two pisses off Steiner some more.
- As Steiner argues with Silverman, Putski rolls him up for two.
- Putski has a brief house o' fire segment, but Steiner ends it with some kneelifts.
- Steiner covers for two.
- Steiner talks smack to Putski and slams him.
- Steiner goes up top and hits the SBOD. Looks like Putski survived.
- Steiner then makes Putski submit to, get this... an elbowlock. Laaaame!
- YOUR WINNER: Rick Steiner via elbowlock submission in 5:03.
- For the love of God, get the TV belt off Rick Steiner, please.
- Flair calls Barry Horowitz to speak to him.
- Flair promises Horowitz longevity in his career if he will lay down for Flair's green-ass son.
- Oh man, do we have to see Davey again?
- The coin flip has Juvi as a face tonight, since he slaps hands on the way down.
- Well, maybe not. Kidman is his opponent to continue the best of 79,103 series.
- Just to cool me down, they announce Hollywood Hulk Hogan returning on next Monday's Nitro. Sorry, Wade.
- Juvi mounts the turnbuckle and draws some boos. Quick turn.
- Lockup in the corner.
- Same as above, but Juvi does some dancing.
- We go to a close-up of Kidman as Juvi does this. Now, unless Juvi pulled down his trunks and did the Full Monty, this is absurd.
- Kidman lands a right.
- Juvi shoves Kidman who shoves back, knocking Juvi on his Juvi Juice.
- Juvi talks smack to the fans.
- Kidman ducks a clothesline and nails a dropkick.
- Kidman tries a German suplex but Juvi lands on his feet and hits a clothesline.
- Juvi chops Kidman near the ropes.
- Kidman reverses an Irish whip but telegraphs a back bodydrop.
- Juvi gets some offense, goes to the ropes but gets tripped up by Kidman.
- Juvi goes outside and Kidman follows with a crossbody.
- Juvi walks to the back but Kidman grabs him as we go to...
- Commercials.
- Kidman picks up Juvi for a backdrop suplex but slams him instead and gets 2.9.
- Kidman with a chinlock.
- Juvi gets whipped to the ropes but connects with a bulldog.
- Juvi talks to the camera, inviting more young boys to spend their weekend with him at the Neverland Ranch or whatever the hell it's called.
- Juvi sends Kidman to the turnbuckle.
- Juvi gets the ten punches on the turnbuckle but Kidman retaliates with a powerbomb.
- Kidman whips Juvi to the corner and misses the splash.
- As Kidman goes outside, Tenay brings up Kevin Nash challenging Bret Hart on The Tonight Show.
- Yo, dorks. Call the damn match!
- Juvi kicks Kidman as he re-enters the ring.
- Kidman blocks a powerbomb and back bodydrops Juvi.
- Juvi gets up first and does a scoop slam.
- Juvi goes up top and eats a double-boot.
- A series of suplex counters ends up with Juvi on the apron.
- Juvi does his throatbreaker on the top rope.
- Juvi goes to the apron and sends Kidman outside with the slingshot headscissors takeover.
- Juvi goes off the top rope with the cross bodyblock.
- Juvi goes up top but Kidman meets him with a dropkick.
- Kidman covers for two.
- Some more counters, and Kidman front suplexes Juvi on the turnbuckle.
- Kidman goes up top but Juvi punches him off.
- Juvi goes to do the 450o but gets crotched.
- Kidman hits the superplex for two.
- Kidman tries a powerbomb but Juvi gets in a sunset flip for two.
- Kidman floats Juvi over the top rope on a cross-corner charge.
- Juvi takes down Kidman, goes up top and hits a missile dropkick.
- Juvi picks up Kidman who counters with the Rydeen Bomb for two.
- Juvi floats over a scoop slam and tries his Juvidriver but Kidman rolls him up for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: Kidman via roll-up in ~10:35.
- Decent enough match, but these two have done better.
- Haven't seen Kaz in a while.
- I like Rey and all, but he really doesn't need the Cruiserweight belt.
- Rey plays to the crowd.
- Lockup which results in Kaz slapping Rey while in the corner, in case the fans forgot who to boo.
- Kaz goes behind and snapmares Rey.
- Kaz follows it up with a dropkick to Rey's head.
- Rey returns the favor.
- Kaz comes off the ropes with a clothesline.
- Kaz slaps around Rey some more.
- Rey does an armdrag takeover as Kaz comes off the ropes.
- Kaz rakes the eyes.
- Rey whips Kaz, who applies a side headlock bulldog.
- Kaz comes off the ropes, yells and drops an elbow.
- Rey flips out of a backdrop and is kicked to the ropes.
- Kaz misses the cross-corner charge when Rey goes to the apron.
- Rey goes up top and hits a headscissors takeover.
- Rey comes off the ropes onto Kaz's shoulders and gets a hot-shot on the top rope.
- As Kaz lands some boots, we here a familiar "Ohhh, yeah" on the P.A.
- Randy Savage leads his Ho Train out. Couldn't this wait until AFTER the match?
- Savage makes mention of Rey and Buff Bagwell on the mic.
- Kaz applies a chinlock.
- Savage gets on the apron as Kaz keeps Rey grounded.
- Savage refers to Rey as The Giant Slayer for taking Kevin Nash down.
- Savage wants Rey on his team.
- Rey ducks under Kaz and goes off the ropes.
- Kaz does a powerbomb for two.
- Kaz hits a clothesline as we go to...
- Commercials.
- We come back to both men on the top turnbuckle.
- Rey does his super frankensteiner and retains the belt with the pinfall. That was quick.
- YOUR WINNER: Rey Mysterio, Jr. via super frankensteiner in ~6:43.
- Post-match, Savage and his bitches enter the ring.
- Savage recants Rey beating Nash. Wow, they actually remember something that happened months ago in WCW.
- Savage wants Rey to join his band of merry hoes.
- Rey gets the mic and says he respects Savage.
- Rey says it would be an honor but he has other plans. This gets boos.
- Savage: "Ouch."
- Savage says that his deal is the real deal and asks again.
- Rey says it's a no-go.
- Gorgeous George hits Rey from behind and Savage clotheslines him.
- Rey goes to apron, shoulderthrusts Savage and hits a springboard dropkick.
- George jumps on Rey but is thrown off.
- The ladies go to work on Rey, but not in a good way.
- Savage lands a piledriver.
- Kidman makes the save and delivers a crossbody from the top turnbuckle on Savage.
- Team Madness dispatches him and draws "Madness" with lipstick on Kidman's back.
- Savage piledrives Kidman.
- Now, Konnan comes in and hits the rolling clothesline.
- Konnan beats on Savage in the corner until George hits The Great Equalizer.
- Savage goes up top and hits the flying elbowdrop.
- Completely ludicrous. I'll comment at the end of this report.
- Our double-dose of nepotism begins with Horace coming out with Vincent.
- Would someone like to tell me how these two cretins get a title shot?
- No bell sounds, yet Raven and Horace brawl.
- Saturn comes in with a sidekick.
- It's Saturn and Vincent now.
- Lockup, Saturn applies an armbar.
- Vincent with some punches.
- Saturn does a bridge suplex for two.
- Tag to Raven.
- Raven and Saturn do the doubleteam legsweep and clothesline.
- Tag to Saturn.
- Raven applies a gourdbuster, then Saturn swan-dives onto Vincent's back.
- Horace tags in.
- Kanyon replaces Raven on the apron.
- Horace splashes Saturn in the corner.
- Horace misses a second charge.
- Saturn leaps to the middle rope and hits a forearm smash.
- Tag to Kanyon.
- Kanyon comes off the ropes with a swinging neckbreaker.
- Tag to Saturn.
- Kanyon and Saturn hit side kicks on Horace.
- Saturn chops Horace and whips him but Horace reverses.
- Vincent clubs Saturn in the back, allowing Horace to land a clothesline.
- Tag to Vincent.
- Vincent does some fist-oriented offense.
- Raven gets back on the apron now.
- Tag to Horace.
- Vincent and Horace land a double elbow.
- Horace with a short-arm clothesline.
- Horace comes off the ropes with an elbowdrop for two.
- Horace with that effective move, the back rake.
- Saturn tries a comeback but Horace rakes the eyes.
- Tag to Vincent.
- Horace holds Saturn for a Vincent axehandle from the top.
- Vincent drops some fists and gets two.
- Tag to Horace.
- Horace chokes Saturn on the ropes.
- Saturn ducks a clothesline and hits a crossbody for two.
- Horace levels Saturn with a clothesline. Is that all he f'ing does?
- Horace dumps Saturn outside and walks toward Raven.
- With the referee distracted, Vincent sends Saturn to the rail.
- Horace whips Saturn into a sleeperhold.
- Saturn sends Horace to the ropes and does a sleeper of his own.
- Horace breaks it up by ramming Saturn's back into the turnbuckle.
- Vincent and Raven get tagged.
- Raven cleans house and sets up the chair.
- Vincent eats the drop toehold tonight.
- Cover for two.
- Horace gets the chair while Vincent holds Raven.
- Horace smacks Vincent and gets clubbed out of the ring by Raven.
- Saturn hits the Spicolli Driver on Vincent as he and Raven both cover for the win.
- YOUR WINNERS: Raven and Perry Saturn via Saturn's Spicolli Driver in 7:24.
- David Flair cannot do a Figure-Four to save his life. Just thought I'd share that.
- I have never called a David Flair match before. This should be painful.
- Horowitz, God bless his soul, is already in the ring.
- Flair shakes Horowitz's hand.
- Your ref: Like I need to tell you.
- Horowitz teases a lock-up then does his famous pat-on-the-back.
- Horowitz applies a side headlock into a takedown.
- Arn Anderson, Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko come to ringside.
- Flair whips Horowitz into a hiptoss.
- Horowitz lands a kick to the gut.
- Horowitz lands three European uppercuts.
- Horowitz with a vertical suplex.
- Horowitz covers and the Horsemen get on the apron to remind him that he's supposed to do the J-O-B.
- Horowitz chokes Flair in the corner with his boot.
- Horowitz lands a headbutt and an elbowsmash.
- Flair chops away but gets sent to the turnbuckle.
- Horowitz yells something and goes for the diving knee but Flair moves out of the way.
- Flair then puts Horowitz in a laughingly bad Figure-Four for the win.
- YOUR WINNER: David Flair via Figure-Four submission in 1:55.
- Note to WCW: David Flair is way too green and not cut enough to survive in a WCW ring. Not only is he making an ass out of himself but it's making Ric look bad for bringing him in like this. Send Davey to the Power Plant, fast!
- As Nash enters the ring to save Eric Bischoff and Roddy Piper, note how Savage loses his balance on the turnbuckle.
- Does anyone else find it strange that DDP and Savage, who had a red-hot feud in 1997, are now friends beating down Nash?
- Also from Dusty's Bunkhouse Stampede Boot, we get this pairing.
- Wasn't Buff vs. Savage the main event? I'm confused.
- Hennig roughs up Disco in the corner after a lock-up.
- Hennig with a side headlock.
- Hennig comes off the ropes with a shoulderblock.
- Hennig off the ropes, does a leapfrog, comes off the opposite ropes and hits a dropkick.
- Disco tries an armbar but Hennig grabs the hair and brings him to the corner.
- Hennig lands some chops before being sent to the opposite corner.
- Disco biels Hennig.
- Hennig with a knee and some forearms.
- Savage and the Ho Train come to ringside.
- Savage enters and Disco goes to work on him.
- Ring the bell, we have a NO DECISION at 2:36.
- Disco chases Savage out of the ring but the hoes show their girl power by holding Disco for a Savage elbowsmash.
- Savage pulls the carpet off, leaving the concrete exposed.
- Savage rubs Disco's face in the concrete.
- Historical Note: Nearly a decade and a half ago, the original Horsemen did the same thing to Ricky Morton in the locker room and bloodied his face something fierce.
- The chicks hold Disco's legs as they kick him.
- Disco gets sent inside the ring.
- Buff comes out, enters the ring and shoves Savage into Madusa, who barely sells the bump. Bitch.
- As Buff beats down Savage outside, the bell sounds...
- ... And our scheduled main event goes on as normal.
- Buff lands ten punches on the turnbuckle.
- Buff whips Savage into an elbow.
- Buff sends Savage to the turnbuckle but gets hit in the balls.
- Buff sends Savage to the corner but eats boot.
- Buff lands a dropkick.
- Buff covers for two.
- Buff stomps on Savage's face.
- Buff with a reverse chinlock.
- Savage uses Buff's tights to send him out of the ring.
- Back in, Buff does an inside cradle into a small package for two.
- Savage lands an axehandle for two.
- Savage with a shoulderthrust in the corner.
- Savage hits a back elbow in the corner.
- Buff fights back with a snapmare and an elbowdrop for two.
- As Buff chokes Savage on the middle rope Madusa slaps him.
- Buff reaches for Madusa but Savage sends him outside.
- Savage picks up Buff and drops him throat-first on the rail. Simple, yet decent display of ring psychology by going for Buff's weakened neck.
- Savage chokes Buff on the rail with a steel chair.
- Nick Patrick ends up calling for the bell.
- YOUR WINNER: Buff Bagwell via DQ in 4:40.
- Patrick goes down and Savage brings a chair into the ring along with Buff.
- Savage drives the chair into Buff's neck.
- George and Madusa hold the chair as Savage goes up top.
- WCW crack security try to break up the situation, yet fail to see the hoes choking out Buff. Real smart.
- Savage comes down and decks about three security guys.
- Security tends to Buff as we fade...
