WCW Worldwide - Saturday, 2/13/00

Bobby's got a paper cup this week.
Back to Nitro (1/31) for Jarrett talking a whole bunch.
And that six (or five) man main event.
After an interlude with the announcers, we go to Thunder (2/2) and more Jeff Jarrett/Sid fun.

"The Lash-a-dor" Lash LeRoux and La Parka (w/chair and nice black/red robe) vs 2XS (Lane and Idol)

Tenay and Hudson are the ring commentators.
The announcers do note the odd teaming.
Watch me use the old names for 2XS within seconds...
The announcers are playing like they can't use 2XS's old name.
Which is true.
Parka and Lane start.
Parka with a knee, punch, PARKA STRUT!
Parka with a cross whip, Parka Splash!
Parka with another whip, but Lane ducks the splash.
Parka hits the turnbuckle, staggers around, and falls forward, diving headbutt with perfect aim..
Parka tries a tornado DDT, Lane blocks, Parka reverses into a Russian Legsweep. 2 count.
Parka with a top rope axehandle, but he gets a dropkick.
Lane off the ropes, head scissors take down, off the ropes again and throws Parka under the ropes.
Lane off the ropes, somersault tope!

Lane throws him back in, Parka reaches for a tag, but Lash is looking at the fans and not towards the ring.
Parka's not pleased, but managed to push Lane into the corner, and goes for a slap, but Lane moves out of the way and Parka hits Lash.
Lash comes in and slaps Parka, but Idol's in and Lash goes after him instead.
All four in, Lane and Parka whipped into each other and Lane with a 'rana.
Idol ejects Lash out of the ring, and 2XS hits a vertical suplex/cross body combo on Parka for the three count
Your Winner: 2XS
Lash brings the chair into the ring, but we go to the replay and see nothing more.
Sigh. At the tapings, Parka got to hit Lash with the chair for his bad tag teaming ability, but we don't see it here for some reason.

They circle, Finlay gets behind and locks on a nerve hold, followed by a elbow smash to the head.
They stall, then lockup. Green controls and goes into a choke hold, but the ref makes them release at the ropes, and he gets kicked by Finlay.
Finlay comes off the ropes, and gets clotheslined by Green.
It's not a Finlay match if he doesn't get dragged off the ropes, so he does.
Finlay with an eye poke, European Uppercut, cross corner whip, and a charging spear.
Another hard European Uppercut from Finlay.
Green rolls out, Finlay follows, Finlay tries for a whip but Green reverses and Fit goes into the rail.
They battle some more, and Finlay stun guns Green on the railing.
Finlay throws Green into the staircase for fun, and rolls back in.
Green slowly rolls back in.
Cross whip, reverses, Finlay gets a knee up, but runs right into a powerslam. No count.
Green goes for something, but Finlay grabs him for an armbar submission.
Green gets on the ropes, break.
Finlay with another cross whip, another running spear, but Al Green moves.
Green with a rollup with his feet on the ropes, but ref Mickey Jay notices it and stops the count.
Green pushes Jay to argue, Jay pushes back, and Finlay cradles for three.
Your Winner: Fit Finlay